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Wedding messages for lifetime fan


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May the road rise up to meet you.

May the wind always be at your back.

May the sun shine warm upon your face,

and rains fall soft upon your fields.

May the frost never afflict your spuds.

May the leaves of your cabbage always be free from worms.

May the crows never pick your haystack.

If you inherit a donkey, may she be in foal.

And until we meet again,

May God hold you in the palm of His hand.

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Yeah' date=' I hope your cabbages are free from worms too. Nasty when that happens.[/quote']

 

Plus old donkeys can be a right pain in the arse, shitting and pissing everywhere & always wanting the tele volume turned right up.

 

Cunts.

 

And frosty spuds is never a good thing.

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