Wimbledon 2015

[Mendoza]

Deserves its own thread surely. Kohlschreiber giving Djokovic a game here. 

[Bjornebye]

Djokovic will win the mens singles. I want Federer too though.

 

S Williams will win the womens singles. I want Kvitova too though.

 

Anyone who watches the doubles parks outside schools with Cliff Richard.

[Dr Nowt]

Henman on commentary?

 

Fuck the stiff off and get Boris the perv back.

 

Sad, sad loss since he started coaching Perry Farrell.

[Mook]

"Anyone for mixed doubles?"

 

[Dr Nowt]

It's good he's already used to wearing stripes.

[Bjornebye]

I'm glad Inverdale has been fucked off.

[Mendoza]

Replaced by Clare Balding. Guess they wanted someone more masculine. 

[KMD7]

Djokovic will win the mens singles. I want Federer too though.

 

S Williams will win the womens singles. I want Kvitova too though.

 

Anyone who watches the doubles parks outside schools with Cliff Richard.

 

I fancy Murray to win it this year.  Want Federer to do it though.

[Stickman]

Replaced by Clare Balding. Guess they wanted someone more masculine. 

 

Inverdale wanted to stay on but I think 5 minutes with Balding convinced him otherwise

 

[KMD7]

Sharapova on now.  Fap

[Bobby Hundreds]

Who has Claire Balding got the dirt on, she's never off TV and she is shite.

[Bjornebye]

Helps the lesbian quota.

[Original202]

There's a shit load of Australian players in the draw this year which means there's a shitload of Australian bellends in the crowds.

 

Hewitt currently in 4-4 in the final set against Nieminen. Guess who I want to win?

[Elite]

Those Aussie fans showing the toffs how it's done.

[Elite]

Great thing about tennis is all the commentary innuendos.

 

"That's the second time Hewitt has had to come from behind."

 

"Oooohhh that was soo tight, I think he misjudged it."

[the chimp]

Get out you bogan cunt.

[Champ]

First round losers get £29000 'prize money'

[Stickman]

First round losers get £29000 'prize money'

So how many Brits will be picking up more than most earn in a year?

 

I can also never understand how Heather Watson and Laura Robson get so much coverage when the pair of them are shite.

[Anubis]

"Anyone for mixed doubles?"

 

 

 

It's the future.....

[Champ]

The size of Lindsay Davenport

[mouse1989]

Hewitt cost me my acca today ffs

[Mendoza]

The size of Lindsay Davenport

 

She's packing at least eight inches i reckon. 

[General Dryness]

The size of Lindsay Davenport

 

And she still only weighs the same as one of Serenas buttchex.

[Original202]

Federer and Nadal safely through

 

Murray being tested here by Kukushkin and looking a bit rattled. Kukushkin about to serve for the second set which would make this match a lot more interesting.

 

Still expect Murray to win though

[Original202]

Oh well, almost a bit of drama. Murray wins the tiebreak. 2-0 up now, match over.