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OK. I'll say he makes fake Ronaldo look like Souness. He has to be the single most pathetic excuse for a man in world football. Every time I watch him play for more than five minutes I end up wanting to see someone punch his fucking lights out. Absolute snivelling shithouse of a player.

He'd pass it back to Allison.

Napoli 9points for 7 against 4. Liverpool 6 points for 8 against 7. If we score 1,our difference goes to plus 2,theirs drops to plus 2. So, head to head will be equal, goal difference will be equal so next in line is goals scored and we'll have more. Now, if Napoli score, we'll need a better head to head against them to go through, so we'll need to win by 2 goals as we lost by 1 over there.

Just picked up this fetching little budenovka. Eat your heart out Trotsky.

Why the fuck is he being picked for games of this magnitude? He's fucking shite. Won't happen, but I'd happily see him binned in January. If nothing else just to ensure he doesn't play any games for us in the second half of the season.

For anyone wishing to grass these freeloading bastards up the the old bill : Loads of streams at the bottom of this link. https://lfcglobe.co.uk/psg-vs-liverpool-stream-links-watch-live-streaming-online/ This one is working perfect right now and they need banging up for life http://www.nhlstream.xyz/2018/11/psg-vs-liverpool.html

And here's to you Andy Robertson....

I think you might be overlooking the man utd title wins - their "taking part" game v man city in 2014 and of course any final we have lost - like the european cup last year.

Big bang theory looking bastard.

Of course Mo Salah would be a cat person... https://www.bbc.com/news/world-middle-east-46356719

Cost just £13.99 at this lovely little Café just off Borough market.

Why shouldn’t you wear Soviet underpants? Chernobyl fallout.

Our local rivals when I was a kid. I'm not at all surprised... https://m.independent.ie/irish-news/club-apologises-as-fake-report-of-footballers-road-death-leads-to-match-being-called-off-37572008.html https://m.independent.ie/irish-news/news/it-was-last-night-i-found-out-i-was-dead-ballybrack-footballer-killed-off-to-postpone-game-speaks-out-37573980.html

I can see it now: Lovely cushioned header for HENDERSON. Oooooahhhhhhhh! Ewe beauty! What a hit son, what a hit.

1-0 is fine, we'll go through.

I've not read all the way through this thread. Has anybody called Neymar a cunt? Because he is a cunt.

So, superfan, I'm not allowed to call him out when he fucks up? He fucked up for Red Star away. He's fucked up tonight. No way should Lovren have played. No way should he have chosen that midfield 3. There is one man who did it and hint - it wasn't me. No shots on target. Sterile midfield. Klopp fucked up tonight. That is in no shape or form a criticism of his time here or questioning his credentials to be manager.

Don’t be melodramatic. If we win by two goals then we’d deserve it.

I only saw the last 20 minutes of that and if that ref isn't bent I'll fuck Pete Price.

Much better second half but just not quite enough. Thought they were terrible offensively after the first 25 minutes. Surprised they shit the bed. They could have put four past us in the first half and killed the game stone dead. They are probably the most detestable team I've seen for some time. A gang of utter, utter cunts.

Henderson doesn’t do anything. He’s literally ghosting through the game.

Why can’t this fucking cunt in charge of the cameras just leave the fucking game on?

Couldn’t believe that. He runs straight off the fucking pitch the Forrest Gump moron

A few Qatari petro dollars winging their way into that cunt ref s bank account. Fuck me, ver should have gotten 2 reds. That non penalty decision was Howard Webb esque for United against spurs all those years ago. We've been shocking yes,but that cunt is doing is very best to keep them in the competition

He's an embarrassment.

They were clearly better there's no disputing that but if you think the refs been anything other than a shambles then you need to reassess how you perceive football.

Apart from the 2 goals, the lack of passing, ball control, the luck, team cohesion and the wastefulness - personally, I don't think it's been all that bad.

Get a fucking right back on, PSG letting Gomez have the ball cause they know he's a centre back who can't do fuck all with it and Robertson is barely crossing the half way line again. For years we've cried out for a settled centre back partnership, find one and we're constantly disrupting it to play an average Lovren and a centre back out of position, baffling.

Okay, I'll ask again, what the FUCK does Henderson contribute? Obviously fuck all creatively, and he sure as shit doesn't shield the defence. What the fuck does he do?

Come on, Redmen....get into these horrible fucking shithouses

Loves you more than you can know.

Review : Blackberry Smoke - Leave A Scar (Live in North Carolina) Another band I've never heard before (great band name btw), and thumbs up to Lee for choosing our first live AOW. Looking forward to this... [presses play] The live audience welcomes Shakin' Hands With The Holy Ghost and it leads off with a lovely, dirty guitar riff, nice organ and a good mix, the singer is corny but he's in complete command. Nice little solo, I can certainly dig this on a wet grey day. Sanctified Woman has another nice dirty riff and some tasteful keys, the band is tight and well rehearsed, no surprise cos these southern boys usually display plenty of chops. Testify is a bit slower with that tight as fuck vocal, reminiscent of Shooter's Zac Brown AOW. Again, the keys are the highlight for me. Good One Comin' On Tonight has a familiar feel, more lovely keys and country guitar flourishes. Extra marks for "Redneck mothers". I bet these boys are a lot of fun live. "Oh God bless ya!", ushers in Six Ways To Sunday. It's a bit Battleship Chains but the honky tonk piano is rather nice. Corny but feel good fun. Aint Got The Blues takes it down but is still a merry little caper. The punters are clearly lapping this up, singing along all the way. I feel that this record really shifts up a gear around now, starting with Lucky Seven. "I'm a lucky number 7, I dance to my own tune". Love that plodding bass and nice big chorus. Pretty Little Lie is my favourite song yet, a more laid back vocal, I really like the chord progression, reminds me quite a bit of Freedy Johnson. Love that ride cymbal in the chorus. Really nice song. Restless snakes in next, "Oh yeh" and a Sweet Home Alabama riff, again the band demonstrate their tightness. Love that lead line with the wah / vocoder, more fantastic piano flourishes. The singer is fine, great voice for this, obviously super confident and right in his element. Lyrics are still corny as fuck though. Bass and drums, Up In Smoke has a great energy and verve, lovely the vocal on the bridge. Crimson Moon starts with a grimey old riff before dropping out to some noncey drivel about home coming queens, almost 18. Almost threw up a bit in my mouth. The keys are still delightful though. Next song on this l-o-n-g album is The Whippoorwill. A welcome change of pace, slower and more soulful / bluesy. Showcasing the keys again and the vocals are more prominent, possibly my favourite song yet. Son Of The Bourbon comes next and picks up the pace amidst tales of whiskey rivers and sons of bitches. A lovely twangy tele break in the middle. Nice bass and keys herald Everybody Knows She's Mine. Another tale of southern belles and Georgia pines, another catchy chorus. One Horse Town's riff sounds familiar, after a few listens I realise this is very similar to that Bryan Adams / Sport Spice song. Not plagarised, just a very similar chord progression in the verse. Old Gene the pisshead requested Lesson In A Bottle, more nice twiddlin' and a twangin'. Another slower track, it's okay. Ain't Much Left Of Me is the divorcee's lament, one of this records longer tracks, more nice riffage and keyboard flourishes, another tidy chorus. I can dig this. Far more rocky than Zac Brown and I like it more for that, the middle part even tears up When The Levee Breaks, very nice (even without Bonzo's monsterous drums) Leave A Scar is an uptempo jive, not my favourite. At 10:23 Sleeping Dogs is the longest song here (I think?), shagging and ass whipping, showcasing Blackberry Smokes considerable musicianship. Payback's A Bitch is another nice song but I'm suffering from listening fatigue, the record is way too long and the tracks are starting to bleed into each other. Are we nearly there yet dad ? "Lately I can tell you're getting pretty sick of me..." Up The Road is a nice slower number, more tasteful keyboards being my highlight. Shake Your Magnolia is a great somng title, dirty guitars and honky tonk piano leading the way, definitely one of my favourites. Love the guitars on this and the album definitely finishes on a high note. So what can I tell you about Leave A Scar ? I really enjoyed this record, warm and fun and organic, Blackberry Smoke can obviously write and really play. Would love to see them live. The record is though, just too long and suffers because of that, which is a shame. Still a solid 7.5 / 10 sons of bitches from me.

We're fuckin shite.

Its their second biggest game as we’ve got to play United yet.

Good

I’ve seen it all now - a young Martin Keown getting a route one injury time winner from the Millwall 1987 playbook and his genius manager celebrating by attacking a crate of his club’s official energy drink. Young Boys will know they were in a game tonight.

The depressing thing is that not a word of that is new. As he says himself, the choice between a "pointless Brexit" and an economically catastrophic Brexit was always going to be the only outcome. Meanwhile, racism has been mainstreamed in our politics and violent racists are growing in confidence on our streets. Still, Cameron's on a yacht somewhere and Osborne is editing one of the country's most widely read papers, so I think that makes it all worthwhile. Doesn’t it?

Ha! Chips de Pomme de Terres et Des Haricots

we've been here before, and won it for the fifth time.

Maybe it was a reflection on how little there used to be to watch but we used to love this, even though I’ve never had any interest in fishing. After some on here had rated Whitehouse and Mortimer’s series I looked it up last week. I lasted about 20 mins. Couldn’t they just stop talking for 10 secs? They weren’t a patch on John Wilson

As always, a shout out to forumite Jim MM (aka Jim Milton Malone) as its his birthday too.

Amir Khan did.

Happy birthday