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  1. I've been doing my objectives all morning & I'm only about two thirds of the way through. I wish I'd got a job on a fucking building site on days like this.
    5 points
  2. Oh yeah? Who do you think runs Mecca Bingo?
    5 points
  3. He should get a life ban and Liverpool should be docked 10 points. But just watch the FA, Sky, the BBC and the EU all roll over and sweep it all under the carpet in the name of the RS anti-Everton conspiracy. Again. The Echo will conveniently ignore it too and won't even mention the lightning pace with which Everton's new stadium is coming along.
    5 points
  4. City's owners effectively pressed the cheat button in that they've sewn every facet of football and everything linked to football right up on the premise that everything is for sale in one way or another and therefore if you chuck enough money at it eventually you get your way. I read in the football leaks that part of their FFP dodge was basically saying to UEFA "we can afford more high-priced lawyers than you can and we'll just keep throwing money at them on a point of principle rather than climb down and follow your rules or even comprimise" - eventually Infantino and his ilk can't be arsed standing up for pricniples any longer (or more realistically get enough scraps in their trough) and the whole thing goes away. This boot on the face of footballing history juggernaut that's emerging under Saint fucking Pep, Protector of the Spirit of the Game and Shiny Headed Lord of Football is the end game of it. It's pretty obvious that they're trying to equate Manchester City with Brand Abu Dhabi: if there was a way they could have paid to establish a PL team called Abu Dhabi FC that could be absorbed into the PL with no sniggering in the back then they would have done; there wasn't so they've done the next best thing and appropriated a no-mark club and claimed all the subsequent success: everyone knows that City were a tinpot club until they came along so it's accepted that this is their success (if they'd have bought us or Manchester United that would be a more difficult distinction to make). They're going to make sure they're hyper successful and spare no expense in the process in a vainglorious attempt to show the world just how superior Abu Dhabi is (and stop looking at the backgrounds of the individuals involved). It's why their fans are the most sterile set of rivalry-hunters in the country: they're desperate for some sort of relevance given that they know they've witnessed a white-collar hijacking of their football club, and no amount of uber-manc stadium announcers and glossy PR about Phil fucking Foden and his glittering future in a sky blue shirt is going to change it.
    5 points
  5. 4 points
  6. Me;Dave paid you off din't he ?? Simon: yes, quite a LOT of money. Me; you wasted most of it Simon- I didn't waste it. Me;- Tell them what you spent it on. Simon; I released my own movie, if that's a waste. Me- It didn't even get in the top 100 imdb! Simon: Good. Didn't want it to. Next? Me; How much did it cost? Simon: ''Cost'' is a bit misleading because I paid for everything. Studio time, pasties, PR costs. Me:- Roughly, how much did you spend? - Simon Roughly? £42,000. But that's all outgoings. That's not taking into account the money I made from the dvds sold. Me; - How much did you make? - Simon; I had my own label, ''clear and Squeasant danger productions''. Um, I was taking the lion's share, so I made a clear £1 profit for every DVD sold. Me; How many DVDs did you sell? Simon; - overall.......150. me;- That was mainly to Turdseye and family.
    4 points
  7. I would support any government that takes the cunt and his henchmen out. And not to a Harvester.
    4 points
  8. Apparently he’d been betting heavily on aRdja mentioning his goal return compared to Firmino’s every day for 3 years. They’re gonna throw the book at him.
    4 points
  9. I couldn't find the old thread like this. Boca Juniors in last nights Cup Final vs River Plate
    3 points
  10. Freaks my nut out to this day that Cruyff travelled to the future and saw the Lallana turn.
    3 points
  11. I’ve been at the new place 7 weeks now. Haven’t discovered the office dickhead, which leaves only one possibility. It’s me.
    3 points
  12. That’ll do. I thought Kloppo brought up an interesting point in the build up to the game when he said he had fed the narrative about our ‘poor form’ by talking too much immediately after games. The list of what he was saying was that often the performances had been better than he initially thought, but that he had fuelled it further by talking about how we can do things a lot better. I don’t entirely agree with him with regards to the quality of performances, but he’s probably right to downplay the negatives and talk up the positives as there's been a bit of a cloud over us of late that really shouldn't be there when you look at the results we've had. We're doing alright. We can do better, but it makes sense for Klopp to try to nip this negativity in the bud. So with that in mind, this was fine. We didn’t tear Fulham apart and score six or seven goals as we might have done when at our best, but we won. We kept a clean sheet, scored a couple of good goals and barring a couple of first half scares it was extremely comfortable. Until the blistering form returns this is exactly what is required. The goal difference is well gone already. We’re not clawing that back so the pressure is off in that sense. It doesn’t matter if City are winning 6-0 and we’re winning 1-0, just as long as we can match them point for point and stay on their coat-tails. That’s all we can do. Of course that will be a hell of a lot easier to do when we start dismantling teams as we can do, but for now it’s a case of just getting the job done. I’d also make the point that Fulham were actually pretty good. Far better than most teams that come to Anfield anyway. Their defence has been a train wreck all season but they ditched some of the clowns who have been costing them goals (Fosu-Mensah and that American centre half) and overall they did pretty well. I knew we’d win the game as soon as it kicked off though. Fulham had four attackers on the pitch and they were playing their usual style. They hadn’t come to sit back and try to stifle us, they were going to have a go. And going toe to toe with us was never going to end well for them. Fair play though, they gave us some anxious moments in the first half and can consider themselves unlucky to have been behind. Sessegnon missed a glorious chance when he took advantage of a lucky ricochet to go past Gomez and find himself with just Alisson to beat. He dragged his shot wide and he knew immediately how costly it might be. They had another couple of chances too, and also had a goal ruled out for a marginal offside decision. You can argue the case either way, which to me shows how tough that was for the linesman. That was virtually impossible to see with the naked eye, but the direction the players were moving in certainly makes it look more offside than it was. Fulham’s disappointment was doubled when the ball was in their net 14 seconds later. That was last season’s Liverpool that. We’ve not seen anywhere near enough of it this year but it was exhilarating stuff and the kind of goal we were scoring as a matter or routine last season. There's no finer sight in football than one of our lightning 'defence into attack' breaks. It all started with Van Dijk. He didn’t touch the ball but as soon as the goal had been ruled out he was yelling at Alisson to start a counter. The keeper did just that, finding Trent who then hit a brilliant ball down the line to set Mo clear. He never looked like missing did he? Great finish. I thought Mo looked sharper than he has all season. The swagger was back in his play, but I wonder how much of that was down to Fulham not surrounding him with three players as everybody else seems to be doing. We’ll find out over the next few games I suppose. The first half performance was patchy. Some good, some not so good. Part of the problem for me is the 4-2-3-1 system doesn’t seem to suit Bobby. I’ve said before that it feels to me that the system change is because Klopp doesn’t trust Shaqiri and (to a lesser extent perhaps) Fabinho in his usual 4-3-3. Shaqiri has to play because he’s our most creative player and the man who can provide the kind of passes that Salah and Mané thrive on. The logical thing to do would be to keep Mo on the right, Bobby as the nine and play Shaq as the ten, but Klopp so far doesn’t fancy that at all. I remember him once saying that the number ten has to be the hardest worker on the pitch, which would explain his use of Firmino there over Shaqiri. Defensively I can understand the logic, but the bottom half of the Premier League are generally garbage so would having Shaqiri in there really be that much of an issue? I dunno, I’m just thinking out loud. All I know is that Firmino has not looked comfortable in that role and at times doesn’t seem to know where to run. Normally he never stops moving, but there were times against Fulham where he looked a bit lost, as other players were in the space he’d normally be in. Maybe it just needs a bit of work on the training ground, but maybe that time would be better spent teaching Shaqiri how to play in the midfield three in the role Coutinho used to occupy occasionally? He has to be in the side somewhere, that much is obvious. There were three or four passes he played that were a fraction away from being perfect. I love how he plays. There’s a busyness and infectious enthusiasm about him every time he gets the ball. Any time he has the ball at his feet I’m expecting something to happen, because he can spot a pass and he can execute it. And how about that finish? He made that look far easier than it was, because the ball was in the air a long time and tat could have led to indecision. Initially I thought he might head it, but he kept his cool and just stroked it in the corner with that magic wand left foot of his. The cross from Robbo was great though, a fact recognised by the Kop who immediately chanted his name. Bit sly on Shaq, but as soon as someone comes up with a catchy song for him I can see that being this season’s equivalent to “Egyptian King” last year. At 2-0 we were safe but it was good to see the professionalism and determination to keep a clean sheet. That’s a point of pride for this team now, you can tell they don’t want to ever concede goals regardless of how many they might be ahead. It’s standing us in good stead this year, because if we were relying on being prolific at the other end we’d already be out of the title race. Some will argue we’re really in it anyway as City are looking unstoppable. We can’t control what they do, so as demoralising as it is seeing them just churn out easy win after easy win, there’s no point dwelling on that. We just have to take care of our own business and hope that eventually someone will be able to take points off them (personally I’m hoping it’s the Premier League and UEFA). Wolves held them to a draw so you never know. They won’t win every game between now and May so we have to make sure we’re in position to capitalise if and when they slip up. Star man is Andy Robbo who completely dominated that entire side of the field. I was thinking after the game, is there any Liverpool team from any era that Robbo wouldn’t get into? Certainly not in my lifetime (Steve Nicol could just switch to right back), but maybe he’d have his work cut out shifting Gerry Byrne from Shankly’s side. He’s fucking boss though. Team: Alisson; Alexander-Arnold, Gomez, Van Dijk, Robertson; Fabinho (Keita), Wijnaldum (Henderson); Shaqiri (Milner), Firmino, Mané; Salah:
    3 points
  13. I had the displeasure of having to occasional deal with this guy professionally for about six years. He’s exactly what you expect of him.
    3 points
  14. Been meaning to ask this for awhile - has anyone met this famous cat , Paul ? https://www.facebook.com/PaulTheStationCat/ https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news/liverpool-south-parkway-station-cat-4694490 Very handsome cat.
    3 points
  15. The smart money is on a couple of JohnnyH's golf balls.
    3 points
  16. Completing a turn he started back in 2010.
    3 points
  17. Apparently his role as an extra in the production of War Horse didn't go too well.
    3 points
  18. Great lack of self-awareness by Diego.
    3 points
  19. Its almost like there could be a third option, where someone isn’t anti-Semitic but keeps saying things as close to that line as they possibly can to try and goad someone they’ve had a really fucking boring internet point-scoring feud with on the subject for years. It’s definitely not that, obviously.
    3 points
  20. He's getting info straight from the horse's mouth.
    3 points
  21. I love the bones off Jurgen but he needs to pull the finger out when it comes to these dopey internationals. Pep has no problem parking his morals when it comes to withdrawing players from international duty or human rights in the Middle East. Their squad is better than ours and we need to squeeze every last inch out of it. Mane's wrist should need a rest, so should Hendersons hammy, Virgils ribs and Bobby's head. They should be sitting at home now with the feet up.
    2 points
  22. Classic (and, as it turned out, poignant) shot of Jeff Astle.
    2 points
  23. Use a bit if kitchen roll and wipe the knife between swipes.
    2 points
  24. Black toast bits in the butter. Pet hate.
    2 points
  25. All the best for your retirement, Richard.
    2 points
  26. Never heard anything so fucking ridiculous in all my life. Good riddance to the cunt.
    2 points
  27. He’s a horrible cunt and everything but from the outside looking in his entire election campaign and presidency has been thoroughly entertaining. Hilarious at times, jaw dropping at others. Some of the most recent press conferences have been absolute gold. US politics will be drab as fuck once he’s gone.
    2 points
  28. I love me a good Seth Abramson thread. 1/246
    2 points
  29. Has died. A lot of people who aren't into comics probably won't pay it no mind, but the guy's influence on 20th and 21st century culture is immense. Rip Stan.
    2 points
  30. I've always loved Yellow Submarine since I was a kid, I now sing it to my kids when they're in the bath. I've never really understood what isn't to like about it. Plus it's got the whole film of Yellow Submarine that comes with it so it conjures up images of blue meanies & the cartoon Beatles. When I'm 64 is part of the Sgt Pepper's concept. On its own, it isn't exactly ground breaking genius but it fits in well with the album & I actually find it to be a nice bit of respite from the more serious sounding tracks. I'm not really one for picking out tracks I don't like on an album to be honest, it's important for me to be patient with the musicians & what they were doing at that point in time, especially if it's a band/artist I love.
    2 points
  31. She used to spend her summers in Cork. Somewhere in Ireland there's some random lad, probably with bootcut jeans and a receding hairline, who can say he's fingered Emily Ratajkowski. That's something to have put on the gravestone.
    2 points
  32. Poor fucker, joins us as physio just as this shit starts with Sturridge. He'll be made redundant before the week is out.
    2 points
  33. I don't have an iphone and very few people contact me on account of me being a cunt of epic proportions. 8% battery can give me a full day of use easy.
    2 points
  34. Mrs O'T reckons that this line was written to be said in a sarcastic voice; it would improve the scene a millionfold.
    2 points
  35. And take your pick from any of this...
    2 points
  36. Duncan Edwards at Highbury, five days before the Munich Air Disaster.
    2 points
  37. The Infotainment Scam - The Fall I’ve only really got in to The Fall the last 2-3 years. I got on to then watching a show that used to be on Sky Arts called The Basement. I was instantly attracted the music rather than Mark E. Smith. Who I always thought was a complete and utter Manc bellend. However he really turned me round with acerbic social commentary. In his very own complete mad as a box of frogs way of “singing” I’d not gotten round to listening to this album before. Listened to it about 12 times since it’s first play. So here goes. Ladybird (Green Grass) - Great start, cant feel but Sleaford Mods have basically ripped this tune off. Not that is bad like. I love the beat, I love the bass, I love the Joy Division guitar sound. Then it goes all heavy with a dirty rock and roll riff that drives it up to the next level. “The Pomeranian is burning” Lost In Music - This is one of the best covers ever. FACT! Don’t @ me. Glam-Racket - The opening to this really shows the diversity in The Fall’s back catalogue and the absolute genius of Smith. I’m Going To Spain - This is where Smith shows up people like Alex Turner and that beaut from The Libertines. This vocal pattern and lyric combination is everything they could only ever dream off. Smith’s the most unusual vocalist I have ever come across. He’s like a junkie version of Bon Dylan. He should make you want to burn your ear canal and drum. But he doesn’t. It’s a weird relationship you have with him.This a very endearing song. It’s A Curse - This is the first The Fall track I heard on The Basement. It’s got a a great driving feel throughout. It’s right, and has a feel of being about 10 years ahead of it’s time. Paranoia Man in Cheap Shit Room - Boss title. Haunting start then a proper “Madchester’ groove. One thing this shows is how fucking food the drummer is. Righty tighty throughout. Service - Smith crooning over a garage house intro. Then storytelling like he’s giving an alternative side to John Simm in Human Traffic. Expecting Danny Dyer to turn up and go all “Peter fucking Andre” in the back of a cab. Mellow, lovely key change between verse & chorus. Plus those dance horns thrown in. Boss. League Of Bald Headed Men - Dirty riff. What’s not to like. Past Gone Mad - It’s a mad turn of events the start of this. Wasn’t expecting a mellow Prodigy track at all. Again shows the levels of creativity Smith has to put his lyrics over. Light/Fireworks - It’s like I’ve stepped in to a mix between The Prodigy, Future Sound Of London and The Ramones with Ronnie Size throwing an old school drum and bass beat in for a laugh. Madness. Least favourite this one. Overall I enjoyed it as it’s a real mix of music styles. Mark E. Smith has led me to question a lot of how I used to base my musical tastes. I enjoyed listening to him on this, a lot. I’m going to give this a 8.354/10.
    2 points
  38. Good shout that on Robbo, Dave. He’s fucking phenomenal. Love his attitude most though. You can see the effect of signing on at 18. He’s grateful for every fucking second on the pitch.
    2 points
  39. This Man City love in on here is making me feel ill. They've spent absurd amounts of money and bought some of the best players in every position and one of the better managers in football, it's no wonder they're where they are. I just wish they'd fuck off.
    2 points



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