Desperate Scousewives

[Fugitive]

I've seen an early transcript of the first episode....

 

Same Head 1: Hiiiiiyyyyya

Same Head 2: Hiiiiiyyyyya

Same Head 3: Hiiiiiyyyyya

Same Head 4: Hiiiiiyyyyya....

 

(30 mins later)

 

....Same Head 1: Hiiiiiyyyyya

Same Head 2: Hiiiiiyyyyya

Same Head 3: Hiiiiiyyyyya

Same Head 4: Hiiiiiyyyyya

[WaltonRed]

That adam lad used to work in LeBateau, he used to have loads of same heads coming in to see him and talk and we'd all be like what the fucks going on, look at the state of him!

[Fugitive]

Danny Latimer thinks he's an A list celebrity since he was on Shipwrecked. He is a two bob DJ who entertains the gobshites in Newz Bar.

 

I wish Aids upon them all, the gang of slags and dickheads.

[Skidfingers McGonical]

I'm with you Fuge.

[Unrighteous]

Now we know where to place the bomb...

[Scott_M]

 

Since when was Super Nanny a scouser?

 

Some bad mingers from those pictures.

[Section_31]

One of those lads looks like Gerrard's mate from that year in my life thing. Is it him?

[Ted]

Ugh. Society is fucking crumbling.

[Plewggs]

Some stunning looking girls there, but Cloie is awseome.

 

 

One day Cloie will have the last dance with me.

 

Bet she can't wait.

[Bobby Hundreds]

I don't want to live in this country anymore, it's the Elizabeth duke jewelry of countries.

[Section_31]

There's going to be another one too called Mersey Shore.

 

[Carradona]

That's the cast of Geordie Shore there, Mark.

[Ted]

I resent the fact that you know that.

[Harry Squatter]

the newz bar was actually a decent place when it first opened in 2000, it was mainly populated by office staff an the atmoshere was quite relaxed. They then decided to put in bigger seats and a lot of the drinking area disappeared. They then targeted the crowd who believe that going to ladies day is the equivalent of going the kodak theatre for the oscars. Loads of the lads who started going were all sunbed head coke snorting plazzy gangsters who have worse scouse accents than some of the cast of bread.

[Tossed and blown]

1,2,3,5 and 6 could be in an identity parade for Gerrard's missus after she lamped that tart in the chinese in town

[theghost]

There's going to be another one too called Mersey Shore.

 

Is Lance in it?

[Harry Squatter]

can't wait to watch it so i know exactly where all the cool places are in town. Doubt amanda harrington goes the mayflower in bootle strand anymore.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

http://www.liverpoolway.co.uk/forum/gf-general-forum/63520-its-thursday-its-amanda-harringtons-column-echo-5.html

[Guest ShoePiss]

The girls in the 1st page pictures actually look like Jersey Shore cast members, please let the blow out haircut take a hold in England.

[Croque Monsieur]

Some stunning looking girls there, but Cloie is awseome.

 

 

One day Cloie will have the last dance with me.

 

Bet she can't wait.

 

She looks as fit as fuck.

 

Anyway, the whole idea of this show seems like another stick to beat the city with. Since I've lived away from Liverpool I've become far more aware of how we're viewed in the rest of the UK.

 

This load of bollocks won't help.

[Furmedge]

 

She looks as fit as fuck.

 

Anyway, the whole idea of this show seems like another stick to beat the city with. Since I've lived away from Liverpool I've become far more aware of how we're viewed in the rest of the UK.

 

This load of bollocks won't help.

 

Too true. I've worked in various parts of Britain and the view of Liverpool is how you'd expect. Since Capital of Culture it's slightly improved and I get less of the "you're alright for a scouser, I was expecting a scally in a trackie". But all this programming about Liverpool is going to drag us back 20 years.

 

Someone needs to tell the knobheads on this show that executives/viewers won't watch this programme because they're interested and jealous of their lifestyle (although sameheads might be), it's because you're a shower of talentless twats and embarrassing who you are and where you come from.

[Carradona]

OUCH!

[Anubis]

Managed a full 6 minutes on 4OD before deciding I wanted to kill everyone in it and associated with it.

[Acid]

I don't believe someone from Liverpool would talk about Liverpool that much.

[Liverpool lad]

That was awful, I really don't know where to start when discussing it.