Worst film you have ever seen

[Guido]

The "worst" film I've ever seen must equate to the film that his literally angered me the most : M. Night Talentless-Cunt's The Village.

 

Devoid of any redemption that Godless 2 hour shite fest.

 

Little House on The Prarie lite.

 

Shabbalabbanam-bashing. Always encouraged.

[RJ Fan club]

Oceans Twelve still riles me more than it should. Damn that was a bad movie.

[Guido]

Oceans Twelve still riles me more than it should. Damn that was a bad movie.

 

Still haven't seen those 'oceans' films. Will wipe them off my lovefilm list a.s.a.p. Ta!

[Carvalho Diablo]

I'm a big fan of old classics, and good, old fashioned noir who-dun-it's, but I must say I found The Maltese Falcon a steaming pile of gash.

 

To qualify this, I must confess I've only seen it once, 15 or 20 years back, but my overwhelming recollection is that fuck all happened, fuck all was resolved and it seemed to finish half way through.

 

Perhaps I should have another look ?

[Mendoza]

Blood: The Last Vampire- closest i've come to walking out of a cinema.

 

The Last Seven- even by Danny Dyer standards this is piss poor, not really his fault as he's hardly in it.

 

Basement- even by Danny Dyer standards this is piss poor, mainly his fault as he's in it all the way through.

[Guido]

Oh, and this is fucking gash:

 

 

I turned it off after 7 minutes.

[RJ Fan club]

 

Still haven't seen those 'oceans' films. Will wipe them off my lovefilm list a.s.a.p. Ta!

 

The new Oceans Eleven was okay, not a bad way to kill a few hours.

 

Oceans Twelve was terrible, after that I never even contemplated anymore.

[Paulie Dangerously]

Hands down Shrooms

 

Walked out after 40 minutes, fucking awful, awful film. It was all Chris' fault

[Mendoza]

Never watched any of the Oceans films, they look like smug vanity projects for the stars. And Julia Roberts is in them.

[Malarkey]

Anything M. Night Shamalan.

 

Urgh.

[Mike D]

2 negs for little miss sunshine are you messin me

[Mendoza]

Hands down Shrooms

 

Walked out after 40 minutes, fucking awful, awful film. It was all Chris' fault

 

They were giving that away free when i was at Frightfest last year so i grabbed a copy. Still havent watched it yet.

[Hand Shandy]

American Dreamz.

 

Wife's choice. Wish I'd walked out, but she wouldn't have been happy.

 

An absolute and utter abortion of a film.

[withnail71]

Dirty dancing or mama Mia. Awful, truly fucking awful.

[The Golden Eel]

The Slaughterhouse Masscare aka Sickle

 

 

Utter turd!

[mars]

I'm a big fan of old classics, and good, old fashioned noir who-dun-it's, but I must say I found The Maltese Falcon a steaming pile of gash.

 

To qualify this, I must confess I've only seen it once, 15 or 20 years back, but my overwhelming recollection is that fuck all happened, fuck all was resolved and it seemed to finish half way through.

 

Perhaps I should have another look ?

 

Funny old world - The Maltese Falcon is one of my favourite films.

 

If the criteria is films that made you angry then I'm afraid Avatar qualifies for me. OK, I know it really isn't that bad but I got taken in by the hype and was expecting something different ("unobtainium" - kill me now). Drag me to Hell was another one that I had great expectations for (a well made fun horror with some good twists) only to be let down.

[TheBitch]

 

This film makes me want to kick kittens.

 

I don't class it as a Bond film.

[russellgsy]

Freddie got fingered

[Baldi]

The one and only film I have ever walked out on "Cutthroat Island" awful waste of money and celluloid. Just asked my mate on MSN he said Fairwell My Concubine..he had an alternative title but it was both RAscist and Homophobic in one sentence.

[sir roger]

I quite like most versions of The Christmas Carol. but took my daughter to see an animated version of it about 10 years ago & I still wake up some nights sweating about how bad it was.

 

The animation was that gloomy that I contracted SAD through it , the voices were all those annoying bogus cockney 'cor blimey' scamps & just when you were hesitating with the razor blade, Kate Winslett sings the theme song.

[Pony Princess]

 

This film makes me want to kick kittens.

 

I don't class it as a Bond film.

 

Yeah thats a real stinker. It was on ITV4 the other week in Hallie Berry night. Straight after that was Catwoman. Oof.

[Pony Princess]

Freddie got fingered

 

FGF is one of my favourite films but I guess Tom Green is an acquired taste.

[Liverpool lad]

Hereafter with Matt Damon, what a fucking waste of time that was

[chrisbonnie]

A Clockwork Orange, utterly fucking shite film, i went to see it with a mate, and remember saying to myself, "this is shit, im gonna have a nap", only to turn around and see my mate had beat me to it, i left straight away, crap film.

 

the next one is this piece of utter, utter fucking shit steeped tripe called Spun, words cannot explain how shit this "film" is, the only thing i can remember about seeing it was i had an argument with a thick pikey and told him to shut the fuck up when it was on, he then offered me some of his sweets (a bit purple aki'ish i thought), i fucked off 5 minutes later, at least my eyes werent fully raped, they saved their virginity until Roy Hodgson arrived on merseyside

[The Dude Abides]

The Astronaut's Wife (1999) - IMDb

 

Don;t even remember much about it, but I remember at the time thinking it was the worst movie i had ever seen and still do.

 

Paycheck (2003) - IMDb ran it pretty close though.