What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

[YorkshireRed]

The breakfast was plonked down and immediately reminded me that I needed to catch up on last nights match thread on the FF. 

 

Another Premier Inn classic. This time in a place called Ansty, near Coventry. 
 

To their credit, the people here are very friendly. Not at all antsy. 
 

 

 

[Pete]

1 hour ago, YorkshireRed said:

The breakfast was plonked down and immediately reminded me that I needed to catch up on last nights match thread on the FF. 

 

Another Premier Inn classic. This time in a place called Ansty, near Coventry. 
 

To their credit, the people here are very friendly. Not at all antsy. 
 

 

 

The bacon is under the sea of beans and toast, right? 

[Bjornebye]

1 hour ago, YorkshireRed said:

The breakfast was plonked down and immediately reminded me that I needed to catch up on last nights match thread on the FF. 

 

Another Premier Inn classic. This time in a place called Ansty, near Coventry. 
 

To their credit, the people here are very friendly. Not at all antsy. 
 

 

 

Amity > Antsy I hope you step in a puddle and get ravaged to death by 5 hammerhead sharks you fucking rectum

[DalyanPete]

On 06/05/2024 at 15:56, Fugitive said:

It quite clearly a white bloomer cut in an acceptable way. 

 

 

However, it would be stretching it to call it toast. 

[Total Longo]

On 09/05/2024 at 12:56, Barrington Womble said:

 

Maggie May's Belfast city centre. Fucking brilliant. 

I'd eat every single part of that and i don't even like black pudding. No higher praise. 

[TheHowieLama]

Amity > Antsy

 

That muck belongs in a Breakfast Amnesty thread.

[Barrington Womble]

Another over priced London disappointment for me this morning, as I had a breakfast with a client. The worst part is I had to pay. 17 quid not including drinks. The ivy in the city. The beans were like fucking soup. I'm not keen on streaky bacon anyway, but it wasn't a good version. The sausages could have been more cooked and were not so tasty. The tomato was ok I suppose. 4/10 taste. 1/10 value. Cunts.  

 

[Bjornebye]

The Ivy must get their food delivered by Hasbro 

[Barrington Womble]

13 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

The Ivy must get their food delivered by Hasbro 

i think they deliver it in the same way i deliver shits. 

[an tha]

What are your cholesterol levels like @Barrington Womble

[Total Longo]

1 hour ago, Barrington Womble said:

Another over priced London disappointment for me this morning, as I had a breakfast with a client. The worst part is I had to pay. 17 quid not including drinks. The ivy in the city. The beans were like fucking soup. I'm not keen on streaky bacon anyway, but it wasn't a good version. The sausages could have been more cooked and were not so tasty. The tomato was ok I suppose. 4/10 taste. 1/10 value. Cunts.  

 

I look forward to never going to the one in Liverpool that is soon to open. 

[Bruce Spanner]

24 minutes ago, Total Longo said:

I look forward to never going to the one in Liverpool that is soon to open. 

Their Shepard’s Pie is genuinely lovely,

[Dave D]

2 hours ago, Barrington Womble said:

Another over priced London disappointment for me this morning, as I had a breakfast with a client. The worst part is I had to pay. 17 quid not including drinks. The ivy in the city. The beans were like fucking soup. I'm not keen on streaky bacon anyway, but it wasn't a good version. The sausages could have been more cooked and were not so tasty. The tomato was ok I suppose. 4/10 taste. 1/10 value. Cunts.  

 

 

Surely this was on the "light bites" menu 

[Dave D]

On 14/05/2024 at 07:55, YorkshireRed said:

The breakfast was plonked down and immediately reminded me that I needed to catch up on last nights match thread on the FF. 

 

Another Premier Inn classic. This time in a place called Ansty, near Coventry. 
 

To their credit, the people here are very friendly. Not at all antsy. 
 

 

 

 

The eggs look good considering its Premier Inn.

 

Was it buffet style or order from the table? I find that makes a big difference at Premier Inns     

[YorkshireRed]

2 minutes ago, Dave D said:

 

The eggs look good considering its Premier Inn.

 

Was it buffet style or order from the table? I find that makes a big difference at Premier Inns     

Table order. You’re right, it does.

[Barrington Womble]

2 hours ago, Total Longo said:

I look forward to never going to the one in Liverpool that is soon to open. 

I didn't know they were opening one up, where's that, somewhere around India buildings or exchange flags kind of way where the other London franchises are? 

 

I don't think I've ever been to the Ivy and been impressed. I certainly couldn't be arsed making the effort to go at home. It's just pub grub level, a slight step up from Wetherspoons. 

[stringvest]

6 hours ago, Barrington Womble said:

Another over priced London disappointment for me this morning, as I had a breakfast with a client. The worst part is I had to pay. 17 quid not including drinks. The ivy in the city. The beans were like fucking soup. I'm not keen on streaky bacon anyway, but it wasn't a good version. The sausages could have been more cooked and were not so tasty. The tomato was ok I suppose. 4/10 taste. 1/10 value. Cunts.  

 

they’re shite - and they’re everywhere.  The Ivy Asia is even worse - full of fish-lipped insta whores.  All their food is just reheated schlock, and while some of the newer places have decent cocktail bars, the food is depressingly bad for what you pay. My stepdaughter worked in one and some of the stories coming out of there would prevent you from eating there.

[Bjornebye]

39 minutes ago, stringvest said:

they’re shite - and they’re everywhere.  The Ivy Asia is even worse - “FULL OF FISH LIPPED INSTA WHORES.” All their food is just reheated schlock, and while some of the newer places have decent cocktail bars, the food is depressingly bad for what you pay. My stepdaughter worked in one and some of the stories coming out of there would prevent you from eating there.

When are we going? 

[lifetime fan]

6 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

When are we going? 

Like Peter would let you near his step daughter!!!

[Bjornebye]

Just now, lifetime fan said:

Like Peter would let you near his step daughter!!!

I’ve met both of them!!!!!  Brilliant girls! My missus really got along with them both (stood purposely in between me and them haha) 

[lifetime fan]

54 minutes ago, stringvest said:

they’re shite - and they’re everywhere.  The Ivy Asia is even worse - full of fish-lipped insta whores.  All their food is just reheated schlock, and while some of the newer places have decent cocktail bars, the food is depressingly bad for what you pay. My stepdaughter worked in one and some of the stories coming out of there would prevent you from eating there.

If you’re gonna pay the sort of money to get some microwave warmed up shite at an Ivy pub chain you’re better off going a little further and going Hotel du Vin. 

[lifetime fan]

56 minutes ago, stringvest said:

they’re shite - and they’re everywhere.  The Ivy Asia is even worse - full of fish-lipped insta whores.  All their food is just reheated schlock, and while some of the newer places have decent cocktail bars, the food is depressingly bad for what you pay. My stepdaughter worked in one and some of the stories coming out of there would prevent you from eating there.

If you’re gonna pay the sort of money to get some microwave warmed up shite at an Ivy pub chain you’re better off going a little further and going Hotel du Vin. 

[Total Longo]

18 hours ago, Barrington Womble said:

I didn't know they were opening one up, where's that, somewhere around India buildings or exchange flags kind of way where the other London franchises are? 

 

I don't think I've ever been to the Ivy and been impressed. I certainly couldn't be arsed making the effort to go at home. It's just pub grub level, a slight step up from Wetherspoons. 

 

Yeah it's going to be on Castle Street, on the corner of where it meets Cook Street.

[Fugitive]

 

Obviously requested no beans

[Bjornebye]