What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

[Numero Veinticinco]

2 minutes ago, Tony Moanero said:

@Numero, do you not like gravy as well as vinegar, or did you neg my post before I realised I’d left the word gravy out and edited it?

Hahah. Fucking hell, that makes much more sense now. You’re keeping the neg because it took me fucking ages to post that gif. 

[Tony Moanero]

1 minute ago, Numero said:

See above.

[Numero Veinticinco]

Just now, Tony Moanero said:

See above.

See above. 

[cloggypop]

Just now, Colonel Kurtz said:

No I'm not getting that reference ? 

That's just what Code would say. 

[Bjornebye]

Just now, Colonel Kurtz said:

No I'm not getting that reference ? 

You will soon enough. 

[Elite]

To break the code code, you need to be code. Hope that makes sense.

[Pidge]

1 hour ago, Tony Moanero said:

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, Yorkshire puddings are useless without gravy.

Thankfully beans come in a type of gravy.

 

Now hear me out...

[Bjornebye]

 

[Barrington Womble]

I had to go to Anglesey yesterday. I saw this monstrosity offered. Fuck knows what that is on the toast, the rest speaks for itself and needs no words from me. 

[Guest]

6 minutes ago, The Gaul said:

I had to go to Anglesey yesterday. I saw this monstrosity offered. Fuck knows what that is on the toast, the rest speaks for itself and needs no words from me. 

They're spelling ocean with 2 Cs. Says it all. On the toast looks like marmalade. Again, says it all. 

 

At least they've given a phone number so you can give them what they deserve. 

[Trumo]

6 minutes ago, The Gaul said:

I had to go to Anglesey yesterday. I saw this monstrosity offered. Fuck knows what that is on the toast, the rest speaks for itself and needs no words from me. 

 

It looks like someone smashed a fried egg into it after having beans dumped all over their plate.

[Barrington Womble]

4 minutes ago, Trumo said:

 

It looks like someone smashed a fried egg into it after having beans dumped all over their plate.

The beans look about the best thing on the plate! 

[Anubis]

36 minutes ago, The Gaul said:

Fuck knows what that is on the toast.

Pretty sure that’s COVID 19.

[TheHowieLama]

Its not an egg on the toast - marmalade over butter.

 

Still shite.

[A Red]

I'm having a fry up for my tea and have asked the mrs to pop an oxo cube in the saucepan with the beans. Sophistication? Dont talk to me about sophistication, I've been to Leeds.

[A Red]

1 minute ago, Colonel Kurtz said:

I like a teaspoon full of marmite stirred in. Gets you to the same place. Can you eat big fry ups after midday though ? I don’t think that’s right, a bit like eating chicken for breakfast. It’s technically possible but good people don’t do it. 

Its a strange one right enough, but if you think about it none of the ingredients of a fry up are for the morning only.

[Numero Veinticinco]

31 minutes ago, A Red said:

Sophistication? Dont talk to me about sophistication, I've been to Leeds.

Fucking great sketch, that. 

[Trumo]

37 minutes ago, TheHowieLama said:

Its not an egg on the toast - marmalade over butter.

 

Still shite.

 

Why the fuck would anyone do that? Mind you, if they drown their plate with beans, they've clearly already given up on life so won't care about the toast getting paintball-gunned with butter and marmalade.

[Barrington Womble]

41 minutes ago, Colonel Kurtz said:

I like a teaspoon full of marmite stirred in. Gets you to the same place. Can you eat big fry ups after midday though ? I don’t think that’s right, a bit like eating chicken for breakfast. It’s technically possible but good people don’t do it. 

I was thinking I might do it tomorrow. I think a fry up can be eaten anytime. 

[Guest]

55 minutes ago, Colonel Kurtz said:

Oh yeah I see it now. That sausage looks odd though, weird colour and where’s the black pudding ? It’s still shit. 

Being a chip shop, I reckon the sausage is actually a saveloy. If there are places sticking that on a fryup, I'd say Global Warming and Covid-19 are the least of our problems. 

[Karl_b]

A fry-up for tea is truly one of life's great pleasures. Stupid, pescetarian wife.

 

The dog had the remnants of a chicken for breakfast this morning, he gives precisely zero fucks, and I was quite tempted by the smell and the delicious meat underneath. I'm quite interested by, and keen to try, what people eat for breakfast around the world; I used to work with an Iranian who found the idea of sausages for breakfast abhorrent but thought nothing of eating spicy food first thing.

[Tony Moanero]

1 hour ago, The Gaul said:

I was thinking I might do it tomorrow. I think a fry up can be eaten anytime. 

Of course they can.

[Tony Moanero]

1 hour ago, Fluter in Dakota said:

Being a chip shop, I reckon the sausage is actually a saveloy. If there are places sticking that on a fryup, I'd say Global Warming and Covid-19 are the least of our problems. 

Looks more like one of these bastards.

 

[TheHowieLama]

1 hour ago, The Gaul said:

I was thinking I might do it tomorrow. I think a fry up can be eaten anytime. 

Patently untrue - it can be eaten in the AM.

 

That could be 1 am but still, rules.

[TheHowieLama]

1 minute ago, Tony Moanero said:

Looks more like one of these bastards.

 

Yep, shite.

Poor mans kielbassa.