What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

[YorkshireRed]

3 minutes ago, Fluter in Dakota said:

This is highly debatable. Greasy mushrooms, raw egg, manky hash browns, raw bacon, odd sized burned sausages, triangular bread and worst of all own brand baked beans.

I’ll tell Ken you said hello. If he wasn’t already dead this feedback would see him off. 

[Dougie Do'ins]

20 minutes ago, YorkshireRed said:

Ken Morrison’s contribution to the cause. It is what it is. I had to purchase extra toast which knocks a mark off. The lady who served me it was kindly so mark back on. 
 

Distinctly average but doing the job and still a lot better than anything from the Kurtz stable of breakfasts shaming the nation.

 

5/10. 

Just for clarity, that is fried bread and not toast perched on the top right of the plate ? Whatever it is, it's seems to be acting as some sort of bacon Shield. 

[Guest]

1 minute ago, Dougie Do'ins said:

Just for clarity, that is fried bread and not toast perched on the top right of the plate ? Whatever it is, it's seems to be acting as some sort of bacon Shield. 

It helped protect the bacon from being cooked.

[YorkshireRed]

7 minutes ago, Fluter in Dakota said:

It helped protect the bacon from being cooked.

Yes - the bacon was the weakest element of the breakfast. That and all the rest of it. 

[Elite]

26 minutes ago, Barrington Womble said:

WARNING. HEALTH HAZARD AHEAD. 

 

I was travelling through Euston on Friday. The pub in the station opened back up for the 1st time since lockdown this week. I was starving so went in to eat. I wasn't going to go for breakfast as it was 11.30 and I figured it wouldn't be great even if it was still on the menu. But it was actually the only food they were doing. So there were about 4 breakfast choices, none with any description of what was in it (app orders only and no menus). So I went for something like full English and this is the over priced monstrosity. Let this serve as a warning. Do not eat breakfast in the pub in Euston station. 1/10 and it was about 14 quid I think with coffee. 

 

 

Not the worst I've seen but £14 is extortion for that. 

[Barrington Womble]

1 minute ago, Elite said:

Not the worst I've seen but £14 is extortion for that. 

The bacon was awful. One of the eggs was hard. Fucking sunflower spread. The black pudding was crap. The tomato as good as raw. The sausage was alright, which is why it got 1. 

[Paulie Dangerously]

PaulieD here with another breakfast review. 

Angie's Cafe at the bottom of Sydney Street (dormerly Parker's cafe).

 

Haven't been to the establishment before since my dad got barred from Parker's and there was a family wide boycott. Returned  today as it's under new management. 

 

Large breakfast £7

2 bacon - well cooked, crispy skin

2 sausage - good quality well cooked

1 black pudding slice, again well cooked, crispy outside

1 Ulster fry slice - bit charred for me 

1 liver sausage slice - superb addition often missed in a full breakfast. 

1 fried egg - pretty good, no crispy bottom

Hash brown - plate filler

Mushrooms - fried in butter

Beans - of course, Heinz

Tomatoes - tinned which, for me, loses points. 

Not pictured 2 white toast, spread not butter and a cup of tea in a sensible white mug. 

 

Probably the best breakfast posted on here in a good few weeks. Tomatoes aside I smashed the lot. Meat items were cooked fresh, none of this kept warm nonsense and piping hot on delivery. 

 

Slight loss of points for hash brown not being crisp enough and tinned tomatoes instead of a fried tomato half. 

 

7.2/10 for me. 

 

 

[Tony Moanero]

4 minutes ago, Paulie Dangerously said:

PaulieD here with another breakfast review. 

Angie's Cafe at the bottom of Sydney Street (dormerly Parker's cafe).

 

Haven't been to the establishment before since my dad got barred from Parker's and there was a family wide boycott. Returned  today as it's under new management. 

 

Large breakfast £7

2 bacon - well cooked, crispy skin

2 sausage - good quality well cooked

1 black pudding slice, again well cooked, crispy outside

1 Ulster fry slice - bit charred for me 

1 liver sausage slice - superb addition often missed in a full breakfast. 

1 fried egg - pretty good, no crispy bottom

Hash brown - plate filler

Mushrooms - fried in butter

Beans - of course, Heinz

Tomatoes - tinned which, for me, loses points. 

Not pictured 2 white toast, spread not butter and a cup of tea in a sensible white mug. 

 

Probably the best breakfast posted on here in a good few weeks. Tomatoes aside I smashed the lot. Meat items were cooked fresh, none of this kept warm nonsense and piping hot on delivery. 

 

Slight loss of points for hash brown not being crisp enough and tinned tomatoes instead of a fried tomato half. 

 

7.2/10 for me. 

 

 

I love liver sausage, it’s great in butties with Branston pickle, but I can’t think why anyone would serve it as a component of a fry-up.

[YorkshireRed]

5 minutes ago, Paulie Dangerously said:

PaulieD here with another breakfast review. 

Angie's Cafe at the bottom of Sydney Street (dormerly Parker's cafe).

 

Haven't been to the establishment before since my dad got barred from Parker's and there was a family wide boycott. Returned  today as it's under new management. 

 

Large breakfast £7

2 bacon - well cooked, crispy skin

2 sausage - good quality well cooked

1 black pudding slice, again well cooked, crispy outside

1 Ulster fry slice - bit charred for me 

1 liver sausage slice - superb addition often missed in a full breakfast. 

1 fried egg - pretty good, no crispy bottom

Hash brown - plate filler

Mushrooms - fried in butter

Beans - of course, Heinz

Tomatoes - tinned which, for me, loses points. 

Not pictured 2 white toast, spread not butter and a cup of tea in a sensible white mug. 

 

Probably the best breakfast posted on here in a good few weeks. Tomatoes aside I smashed the lot. Meat items were cooked fresh, none of this kept warm nonsense and piping hot on delivery. 

 

Slight loss of points for hash brown not being crisp enough and tinned tomatoes instead of a fried tomato half. 

 

7.2/10 for me. 

 

 

The sausages appear to be grinning inanely. I hate breakfast ingredients to look happy, puts me right off the dour mood I work hard to cultivate. 
 

It’s decent, better than the one I had. I’m no fan of tinned tomatoes but that’s just me. You’re right about the hash brown, needs a few more minutes cooking time. Probably could have done with a few more beans as well. It’s almost like they’re apologising for being there which is all kinds of wrong. 

[Dougie Do'ins]

16 minutes ago, Paulie Dangerously said:

 

I'd have preferred one more egg but that's not a bad effort. I presume white toast is white bread toasted ?

[Curly]

1 hour ago, YorkshireRed said:

Ken Morrison’s contribution to the cause. It is what it is. I had to purchase extra toast which knocks a mark off. The lady who served me it was kindly so mark back on. 
 

Distinctly average but doing the job and still a lot better than anything from the Kurtz stable of breakfasts shaming the nation.

 

5/10. 

Did they put the bacon under the other bits of food in the hope that the heat from them would cook the bacon a bit? 
 

Stop eating breakfast in a supermarket. You’re better than that. Fred West wouldn’t even do it. Even after a night of digging holes and he couldn’t find anywhere else open. Just stop it.

[Curly]

Hash browns can fuck off. A proper English breakfast wouldn’t have had hash browns when first made. How did we get to this - where we don’t even question it anymore? Fucking yanks.

[Numero Veinticinco]

6 minutes ago, belarus said:

Hash browns can fuck off. A proper English breakfast wouldn’t have had hash browns when first made. How did we get to this - where we don’t even question it anymore? Fucking yanks.

When was it first made? 

[Dougie Do'ins]

It's a no from me Clive.

 

Cute little park cafe serving one of the best breakfasts in Liverpool

 

https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/whats-on/food-drink-news/cute-little-park-cafe-serving-18908747

 

[Curly]

3 minutes ago, Nummer Neunzehn said:

When was it first made? 

Don’t interrupt my emotionally charged rant with requests for fact and reason. 

[YorkshireRed]

Just now, Nummer Neunzehn said:

When was it first made? 

Boudicca first rustled one up for the troops in preparation for a dust up with the Romans. She forgot the hash browns, her army took one hell of a pasting. Since then hash browns have been a staple ingredient with the end result being that Britain has never again been conquered. 

[Curly]

3 minutes ago, Dougie Do'ins said:

It's a no from me Clive.

 

Cute little park cafe serving one of the best breakfasts in Liverpool

 

https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/whats-on/food-drink-news/cute-little-park-cafe-serving-18908747

 

“Cute”. Fuck off.

[Numero Veinticinco]

Is... is that a fish finger?

[YorkshireRed]

3 minutes ago, Dougie Do'ins said:

It's a no from me Clive.

 

Cute little park cafe serving one of the best breakfasts in Liverpool

 

https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/whats-on/food-drink-news/cute-little-park-cafe-serving-18908747

 

A fish finger, lettuce and some kind of small animal sick cannot be anywhere near something labelled ‘best breakfast’. 

[Numero Veinticinco]

2 minutes ago, YorkshireRed said:

A fish finger, lettuce and some kind of small animal sick cannot be anywhere near something labelled ‘best breakfast’. 

That’s not lettuce, it’s something much more sinister; it’s avocado on toast. 

[cloggypop]

It's not lettuce. It's either avocado or mushy peas. 

[Tony Moanero]

14 minutes ago, Dougie Do'ins said:

It's a no from me Clive.

 

Cute little park cafe serving one of the best breakfasts in Liverpool

 

https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/whats-on/food-drink-news/cute-little-park-cafe-serving-18908747

 

Pretentious shit like that is all too common nowadays. Cunts reinventing the wheel and charging astronomical prices for it. Burp and you’d be hungry again.

[Tony Moanero]

3 minutes ago, cloggypop said:

It's not lettuce. It's either avocado or mushy peas. 

Do keep up, cloggy, it’s “smashed avo”. 

 

 

[YorkshireRed]

7 minutes ago, Nummer Neunzehn said:

That’s not lettuce, it’s something much more sinister; it’s avocado on toast. 

Disgraceful. The only place where an avocado can be tolerated is as a starter at a 1970’s dinner party, just prior to picking out car keys from a hat to establish who you’ll be swapping partners with for ‘desert’.

[TheHowieLama]

Yorkie's plate - the bacon is so embarrassed it is covering up.

 

Baz's effort - streaky bacon and vegetable spread - kinell.

 

PD's contribution - has all the right parts but is put together like Stevie Wonder assembled a Mr Potato Head.

 

I don't think I would eat any of those, much less pay to eat any of those.