Orlando, Florida....

[Anny Road]

Seriously Chris. Fuck the whole disney shit off. Hire a motor drive to Key Largo watch turtles and dolphins, next day go to Marathon catch fish and drink beer. Next day drive to Key West (15 miles) and drink beer fish and drink beer. (watch out for the homos).

Next day drive back. Theres your itineryerythingy.

[aws]

If you've got three days then I'd do the following

 

First - Universal. Spiderman ride is a must

 

Second - hollywood studios at Disney

 

Third - Magic Kingdom

[Alan Sex]

Heading to Disney World with the wife and kids in 3 weeks or so.

 

Might suck as I can't go on any decent rides as I'm still having a hell of a time with the concussion I got after the car accident last month.

 

What's the best non-ride stuff to do there?

[magicrat]

My enduring memory of Orlando was it being a fucking nightmare driving around, Getting stuck in the wrong lane on an 8 lane highway looking for the right exit with kids jumping up and down in the back. No sat nav back then either just shit maps and uninteligible road signs

[stringvest]

Heading to Disney World with the wife and kids in 3 weeks or so.

 

Might suck as I can't go on any decent rides as I'm still having a hell of a time with the concussion I got after the car accident last month.

 

What's the best non-ride stuff to do there?

 

 

Go to Vulva World.  And don't forget to buy a Premature Track ticket - it'll save you hours of frustration.

[Alan Sex]

Go to Vulva World.  And don't forget to buy a Premature Track ticket - it'll save you hours of frustration.

Good plan. They do say to come early.

[General Dryness]

I think Michael Jackson was the authority when it came to holidays in Florida.

 

He often went to Tampa with the kids.

[TheHowieLama]

It's gonna be hot Al - Africa hot.

[Nunavut Patrick]

Ok chaps, I'm heading over to Orlando on Wednesday for Wrestlemania weekend. Gonna be the greatest thing of all time...

 

We've got a pretty all action weekend with TNA on Thursday night, Ring of Honour on Friday night, WWE Hall of Fame ceremony on Saturday, and WrestleMania on Sunday.

 

However, being in Orlando, there's so much shit I'd like to see too. Universal Studios, Magic Kingdom, the Wet 'n Wild Water Park, Aquatica water park...

 

We've only got about 3 days to do all this stuff in... and whatever else we come across while we're there.... ie tiddy bars...

 

What else would you guys recommend?

I'd swerve the tiddy bars and all the attrctions and maybe find a nice girl who doesn't mind a Salopian accent and maybe settle down and marry her; who knows, one day you may even end up living there and can do all the attractions together.

[Fowlers God]

Alan, Eat- enjoy the food

[Nunavut Patrick]

Hey Alan, Winnipeggers bitching about your buses we bought....

 

 

http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/manitoba/winnipeg-transit-air-conditioning-1.3691708

 

 

Our bus seats are not vinyl.

[Champ]

Pretty mental seeing this thread resurrected. I met my wife to be during that week. Completely altered the course of my existence.

 

You don't believe in rushing things, hey, Chris?

[Alan Sex]

Hey Alan, Winnipeggers bitching about your buses we bought....

 

 

http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/manitoba/winnipeg-transit-air-conditioning-1.3691708

 

 

Our bus seats are not vinyl.

Wow. So much whine!

 

Been doing this 25 years and never even driven an air conditioned bus.

 

Can be 10 C hotter than outside on those things.

 

She needs to man up a little and hydrate those sweaty boobs of hers!

[Bjornebye]

Alan, Eat- enjoy the food

Expected.

[Fowlers God]

Expected.

You just fucking trolling me tonight fuck face?

 

I've lost 21Lbs in 8 weeks. I'm what you call an Athlete now

[General Dryness]

You just fucking trolling me tonight fuck face?

 

I've lost 21Lbs in 8 weeks. I'm what you call an Athlete now

You could have achieved that in 5 minutes by having a shave.

 

Y'beardy rascal.

[Champ]

She was my wife to be back then. She's been my wife for nearly 3 years now :)

 

Ah, I see. Good stuff