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[AVEEZ]

Ah, well I have err (tots up swiftly) 7 friends who are exes and the stalker is female.

 

Just look for the negative comment on every bloody thing I do or say and you won't go far wrong.

 

Rather amusingly I had this conversation with a random facebook person yesterday:

 

 

 

Gave me a bit of a chuckle, in any case.

 

Edit: It isn't Liz either!

 

Its ok you dont have to protect Liz.. she has already confessed to me, she cant help stalking you - you're just so darn irresistable. :whistle:

[madstock]

Its ok you dont have to protect Liz.. she has already confessed to me, she cant help stalking you - you're just so darn irresistable. :whistle:

 

Ooh meeow, and you were doing so well at the "pleasant social interaction" bit, too... :whistle:

 

Nah, I shall state again for the record that any barbed comments that I may have made about:

 

Stalkers

Love Fucking You Up

Psycho Nutcases etc.

 

Were not aimed at Liz in any way, shape or indeed form; in addition to not being a psycho, I value her as a close mate who knows when I need to shut the fuck up. Like now...

 

Incidentally, I have now worked out that the "Scramble" app is timed; I may do somewhat better on my next turn.

[AVEEZ]

Ooh meeow, and you were doing so well at the "pleasant social interaction" bit, too... :whistle:

 

Nah, I shall state again for the record that any barbed comments that I may have made about:

 

Stalkers

Love Fucking You Up

Psycho Nutcases etc.

 

Were not aimed at Liz in any way, shape or indeed form; in addition to not being a psycho, I value her as a close mate who knows when I need to shut the fuck up. Like now...

 

Incidentally, I have now worked out that the "Scramble" app is timed; I may do somewhat better on my next turn.

 

Unfortunately, as has been pointed out to you my social skills are those of a desert raoming beast of burden.. therefore I cannot be held responsible for my short comings as either a poster of threads or as a member of society..My rudeness is surpassed only by my Turette syndrome.:yes:

[Elmyn Noos]

Ah, well I have err (tots up swiftly) 7 friends who are exes and the stalker is female.

 

Just look for the negative comment on every bloody thing I do or say and you won't go far wrong.

 

Rather amusingly I had this conversation with a random facebook person yesterday:

 

 

 

Gave me a bit of a chuckle, in any case.

 

Edit: It isn't Liz either!

 

So you have some exes who aren't female?

[madstock]

So you have some exes who aren't female?

 

Only the one on facebook; as far as I am aware the others are still around somewhere.

[Section_31]

It's become virtually unusable now. My news feed seems to consist largely of pages like 'Mozambique Liverpool Supporters Group', and 'Star Wars funnies', but I mean absolutely endless amounts of them, interspersed with adverts for hair loss tattooing and the Royal Navy. It also recycles friends' posts from days ago.

[Oh Buoy]

[Bjornebye]

Spoil sports everywhere 

[manwiththestick]

Was hoping for an Amy update.

 

*sighs in disappointment.

[Captain Turdseye]

[YorkshireRed]

There’s a girl on mine asking for advice as to whether she should start an OnlyFans. She’s my age but, to be fair, looks better in her pants than I do. 
 

All comments in favour are met with gratitude. Any one daring to raise any kind of objection are dismissed as prudish, ugly, or jealous. 

[manwiththestick]

21 minutes ago, YorkshireRed said:

There’s a girl on mine asking for advice as to whether she should start an OnlyFans. She’s my age but, to be fair, looks better in her pants than I do. 
 

All comments in favour are met with gratitude. Any one daring to raise any kind of objection are dismissed as prudish, ugly, or jealous. 

I think we need some pics in order to help with her tough decision.

[YorkshireRed]

4 minutes ago, manwiththestick said:

I think we need some pics in order to help with her tough decision.

No chance. There’s a slim chance others on here might know her. She’s not that nice, you certainly wouldn’t pay. 

[Bjornebye]

29 minutes ago, YorkshireRed said:

There’s a girl on mine asking for advice as to whether she should start an OnlyFans. She’s my age but, to be fair, looks better in her pants than I do. 
 

All comments in favour are met with gratitude. Any one daring to raise any kind of objection are dismissed as prudish, ugly, or jealous. 

Take you little patty arse over to the MF and let the people decide. 

[Section_31]

3 minutes ago, YorkshireRed said:

No chance. There’s a slim chance others on here might know her. She’s not that nice, you certainly wouldn’t pay. 

Negged - either shit or get off the pot. 

[Bjornebye]

1 minute ago, Section_31 said:

Negged - either shit or get off the pot. 

I read that in the voice of Jim McDonald. 

 

Imagine being sat on the khazi waiting for a stubborn one and the door bursts open

 

 

[Captain Willard]

36 minutes ago, YorkshireRed said:

There’s a girl on mine asking for advice as to whether she should start an OnlyFans. She’s my age but, to be fair, looks better in her pants than I do. 
 

All comments in favour are met with gratitude. Any one daring to raise any kind of objection are dismissed as prudish, ugly, or jealous. 

Why were you wearing her pants ? 

[halewood pete]

On 13/07/2022 at 17:20, Bot said:

 

[Anubis]

These human remains found at a house in Milton Keynes - have Amy or her sons been lifted by plod yet?

[tokyojoe]

58 minutes ago, Anubis said:

These human remains found at a house in Milton Keynes - have Amy or her sons been lifted by plod yet?

They ain't done nuffink!!!

[Evelyn Tentions]

The forum definitely needs updates on Amy and her angles.

[Captain Turdseye]

Right, I’m bumping this thread because we need a FB one, but I’m gonna say on Rem’s behalf, and I hope he’s OK with it, everyone needs to stop mentioning that woman from MK. Just leave it. Put her in the past. I believe the forum was popping up once you searched her name and I don’t want our Zebedee to get kidnapped and chopped to bits. 
 

 

Now the reason for the bump. Look at my Marketplace suggestions. Incredible scenes. 
 

 

[Mudface]

11 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

Right, I’m bumping this thread because we need a FB one, but I’m gonna say on Rem’s behalf, and I hope he’s OK with it, everyone needs to stop mentioning that woman from MK. Just leave it. Put her in the past. I believe the forum was popping up once you searched her name and I don’t want our Zebedee to get kidnapped and chopped to bits. 
 

 

Now the reason for the bump. Look at my Marketplace suggestions. Incredible scenes. 
 

 

 

Is this an Escort site? Clockwise from top left- would, nah, hmm, would, nah, nah.

[manwiththestick]

46 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

Right, I’m bumping this thread because we need a FB one, but I’m gonna say on Rem’s behalf, and I hope he’s OK with it, everyone needs to stop mentioning that woman from MK. Just leave it. Put her in the past. I believe the forum was popping up once you searched her name and I don’t want our Zebedee to get kidnapped and chopped to bits. 
 

 

Now the reason for the bump. Look at my Marketplace suggestions. Incredible scenes. 
 

 

My Facebook marketplace always shows me mountain bikes for sale as that's what I search for.

 

What are you looking for you absolute deviant?

 

Particularly the top right, let me know ASAP.

[Captain Turdseye]

32 minutes ago, manwiththestick said:

My Facebook marketplace always shows me mountain bikes for sale as that's what I search for.

 

What are you looking for you absolute deviant?

 

Particularly the top right, let me know ASAP.

That’s the mad thing. I haven’t searched or bought anything on there for years. I sold an exercise bike the other week. That’s it. I don’t even look through stuff.