Rate the last film you watched...

[The Great Jacko]

Doubt 7/10. Firstly I am devestated that Amy Adams in having a baby in real life because in my mental wank bank she was a virgin waiting for me to teach her the art of love making. Putting that to one side - Meryl Streep is utterly brilliant in this, it's the only film with Seymour Hoffman in where I've seen him out acted. She is awesome in this. However the film is a little dull and I don't like those type of endings personally. Basically a nun accuses a priest of kiddie fiddling.

[redheart]

Coming from the joker that gave District 9 a 5 or 6 out of 10 and Sandler's Happy People an 8, I think I'll give it a miss.

 

 

Do you stalk everyone here or just me you weirdo

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

Do you stalk everyone here or just me you weirdo

 

You and Dennis. That's it, I swear. It's not rapey stalking, though. I just think you're a self-obsessed prick, so I've made it my duty to comment on everything you post. Everything.

 

I like that top you're wearing tonight, too.

[Unrighteous]

Boondock Saints II: All Saints Day - 6/10

 

Eh... If you liked the original, then you'll probably like this as well. I kinda liked it, but kinda thought it was more of the same without most of the awesome.

[Mendoza]

The Ghost Writer- overlong but enjoyable thriller- 7.5/10.

[Closer To God]

Perfume: The Story of a Murderer (2006)

 

The film - 8/10

The book - 9/10

[The Special One]

Kickass. 9 potty mouthed 11 year old girls out of 10.

[The Dude Abides]

Well, I wish I had your sense for sniffing out good films because if that's the worst you've seen then you're a damned sight better at finding the good ones than I am!

 

I do have a rare talent for avoiding the blatantly shit movies it's true.

[Mendoza]

I dont need to watch Cop Out, just a quick glance at the poster tells me everything i need to know

 

[Closer To God]

I dont need to watch Cop Out, just a quick glance at the poster tells me everything i need to know

 

 

I miss the old Kevin Smith

[Nunavut Patrick]

Date Night - 7/10 - Funny in some places, not very funny in others. I love Tina Fey.

 

5 out 10

 

And 4 of those are for Tina Fey.

 

I kept hoping for more cleavage.

[Jose Jones]

Coraline

 

Pretty good little animation.

Definitely geared more at the kids though – if you were a 12 year old girl this would get a higher score.

7/10

[Ian Sea]

Knowing. Shite, 3/10.

[Alan Sex]

Bubba Ho Tep Takin' care a business, baby. 4/5

 

Bubba Ho Tep is a classic - anything less than 10/10 is plain wrong.

 

Just finished watching Zombieland (well, then I had a bit of a runny poo which took a while before my bum finished going whizzzzzzzzzzzz but then I washed my hands and got on the computer).

 

Enjoyed it thoroughly 8.5/10. (The film that is, the poo only got 4/10 as I felt it lacked consistency).

[Ted]

Knowing. Shite, 3/10.

 

The bit where the bird turns round and says "I know some caves" is probably the most unintentionally hilarious line ever.

[Jose Jones]

The bit where the bird turns round and says "I know some caves" is probably the most unintentionally hilarious line ever.

 

Is that Rose Byrne in that?

I love Rose Byrne. Ever since The Rage in Placid Lake.

[Ted]

Think so, yeah. I can't remember though due to Nic Cage's hairpiece.

[Ted]

Fight Club - 9/10. Still utterly brilliant.

 

Anyone who thinks Brad Pitt can't act is a fool.

[Stu Monty]

In Bruges

 

Finally got round to watching it yesterday and realised how criminal it was that it's been sat there on my hard drive for so long and I've not seen it. Magnificent stuff. Some really funny moments, some really touching moments and all directed well. Class little cameo from Feinnes too. I pissed myself at this scene:

 

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"Eye, eye".

[Mendoza]

Capitalism: A Love Story- 7.5/10.

[Steve Holt]

Groundhog Day

 

A absolutely perfect film. Bill Murray was at his best in this. There's nothing about it I don't like EVEN Andie MacDowall. One of my all time favourites, I could pretty much watch it every day.

 

100/100

[Unrighteous]

In Bruges

 

Finally got round to watching it yesterday and realised how criminal it was that it's been sat there on my hard drive for so long and I've not seen it. Magnificent stuff. Some really funny moments, some really touching moments and all directed well. Class little cameo from Feinnes too. I pissed myself at this scene:

 

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"Eye, eye".

 

Several funny scenes in that film but this one is the best, IMO:

 

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[odris]

Vantage Point - 7/10 - I thought it was really good apart from being weirded out seeing Forest Whitaker in a shirt and shorts instead of a suit.

 

Big Stan - 6/10 - Some funny moments in it, ok film.

[Mendoza]

That's for John Lennon, yer Yankee fuckin' cunt.

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

That's for John Lennon, yer Yankee fuckin' cunt.

 

One of my top 5 comedies of the last decade. Maybe ever.

 

Anyway, I finally got around to seeing Kick-Ass. 6.5/10. Not bad, but I was expecting something much, much better than what was on offer.