The photo thread

[Guest simon]

Ah fuck it was a long time ago. Couldn't give a flying fuck. Suppose that's what mates are for like Humiliate the shit out of you. Who gives a fuck? Welcome to my home Paul. This place changed my life for the better i could never leave.

[Carradona]

Is right, Simon.

[Skidfingers McGonical]

Ah fuck it was a long time ago. Couldn't give a flying fuck. Suppose that's what mates are for like Humiliate the shit out of you. Who gives a fuck? Welcome to my home Paul. This place changed my life for the better i could never leave.

 

Don't you be putting us through that shit again. You hear me boy?

 

Anyway, I'm sure most of us has got some pretty bad pictures hidden somewhere.

[Section_31]

Ah fuck it was a long time ago. Couldn't give a flying fuck. Suppose that's what mates are for like Humiliate the shit out of you. Who gives a fuck? Welcome to my home Paul. This place changed my life for the better i could never leave.

 

Good lad.

 

Tell us about Paul then? Like where he lives, his bank details etc.

[lifetime fan]

Great place!

 

Looks like Ted and Dougal's house in Father Ted. Success!

 

Lend us a tenner?

 

When I said it's my place, I'm renting the top floor.

 

The dog loves it there, 5 and a half acres of land. Result.

[lifetime fan]

Ah fuck it was a long time ago. Couldn't give a flying fuck. Suppose that's what mates are for like Humiliate the shit out of you. Who gives a fuck? Welcome to my home Paul. This place changed my life for the better i could never leave.

 

So come on spit it out lad, what's the story behind the photos?

[Jennings]

Simon is back. Simon is back. ello ello.

 

Paul - you interested in sport? Favourite sportsman? Favourite sporting moment?

 

...and whats your take on beans with a fry up?

[Guest simon]

So come on spit it out lad, what's the story behind the photos?

 

Turkey Trotts..

[Guest The Big Green Bastard]

Yay! good on ya Si for not leaving, your stories of bettering yourself are truely inspirational.

[Code]

What about now:

 

 

Where was this?

 

After the Revolutionary?

[Fowlers God]

Good bye all this is my last post i cant be arsed with all this shit.

 

Si was just giving us a clue to the picture. Done with all this shit- good one old boy.

[dirty_sanchez]

Is Mick's hair real? It looks kind of like a Lego man's.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

It's only a laugh Si. If you got caught having a wank then don't worry about. I once accidently came on my dog too.

 

OK. So that's Ant, Stronts and now Johnny.

 

Is there anybody here that doesn't fuck dogs?

[AngryOfTuebrook]

This does work.

 

 

 

Cunt.

 

I liked you better two posts earlier, when I thought you lived in a tiny square with blue and red dots.

[lifetime fan]

Fair enough mate, it is a cracking place.

 

And we've saved £500 a month by moving here.

[Malarkey]

Is Mick's hair real? It looks kind of like a Lego man's.

 

I have different toupeés in my top drawer. I pick each one with each occasion in mind.

[RedinSweden]

Nice pad LF, where is that?

 

Anyway. I haven't posted pics for ages, so here are a couple to be getting on with:

 

Me and GurtLush fulfilling a lifelong(ish) dream to meet Bob the Builder

 

 

 

This photo was taken at rush hour this morning, 8.00 am in central Stockholm. It was a national holiday yesterday and basically everyone has taken the day off (apart from me and a couple of others in Stockholm). It is also a bank holiday on Monday for Sweden's National Day so taking today off means a 5 day stretch. I decided to work as Mrs RiS had to work, and the alternative was being at home with the kids.

 

[Flying Pig]

What about now:

 

 

Woo must be boiling in that leatherette jacket and fifteen layers. Even the camera is steaming up.

[JohnnyH]

This does work.

 

 

 

That place looks seriously fucking haunted. Good luck with that!

[Newport]

This does work.

 

 

 

LF: I see you've already made some space you can bury your victims. Isn't that a bit risky?

[Sugar Ape]

Nantwich Nige.

 

[Guest simon]

 

For the Ladies.

[TheBitch]

Simon's ripped.

[Guest simon]

Simon's ripped.

 

I used to be.

[Hand Shandy]

There's got to be some kind of helmet joke to be made here, surely?