Adverts you hate.

[Jimmy Hills Chin]

53 minutes ago, Trumo said:

Not an advert I hate, but I've just seen a shampoo advert featuring a blind woman talking about her shiny red hair. Thing is, she looks like Ricky Gervais in a wig.

 

 

Proper Pantene advert

 

 

[Clem H Fandango]

Daisy, daisy, daisy, daisy, daisy, daisy, daisy, Marc jacobs.

It's not even 13 degrees yet and having 3 women frolicking in the sun/spring/summer for the past 4 cold months is quite frankly taking the piss.

[Preston Red]

On 18/03/2022 at 17:33, Anubis said:

These selfish, obnoxious, entitled cunts. In fairness, it’s probably sound advertising as they seemingly represent about half of the UK.

 

 

The kind of cunts that you really hope aren't on your flight.

[Preston Red]

Double post

[Preston Red]

10 hours ago, Clem H Fandango said:

Daisy, daisy, daisy, daisy, daisy, daisy, daisy, Marc jacobs.

It's not even 13 degrees yet and having 3 women frolicking in the sun/spring/summer for the past 4 cold months is quite frankly taking the piss.

I can't hit the mute button fast enough on that advert. Same with the "Perfect" one as well.

[sir roger]

The one with Lily James where she grabs and pretend drinks out of a coffee cup that is obviously empty. How hard is it to fill it with water or whatever.

[Stouffer]

That perfume advert with Miley Cyrus makes me feel uneasy, I really can't explain why.

[Tj hooker]

That Sky Glass one with the Wizard and that stupid kid is doing my head in and while I'm at it how often is that fucking Verisure advert on its hardly ever off the telly 

[Bjornebye]

On 22/02/2022 at 13:51, littletedwest said:

That holiday firm advert that plays Christmas music.  Like 3 months solid a year isn't enough 

Yep, does my head in and I genuinely love xmas and xmas adverts. I did make a tit of myself a few weeks ago though stood in the kitchen. A christmas advert came on and I shouted through that I hate this advert, it's not even christmas to which she shouted back "It is a christmas advert, i'm watching something I recorded on sky go you tit" it wasn't even the right advert. 

1 hour ago, sir roger said:

The one with Lily James where she grabs and pretend drinks out of a coffee cup that is obviously empty. How hard is it to fill it with water or whatever.

Mate you see her arse in a tight pair of jeans in it, how the fuck do you even know it's a cup let alone empty?! 

6 minutes ago, Tj hooker said:

That Sky Glass one with the Wizard and that stupid kid is doing my head in and while I'm at it how often is that fucking Verisure advert on its hardly ever off the telly 

It makes working from home in the afternoon almost unbearable. That and the life cover/funeral plan adverts. 

[sir roger]

Far too young for me to take an interest in is Lily James

[Harry's Lad]

24 minutes ago, sir roger said:

Far too young for me to take an interest in is Lily James

Devastating isn't it.

[easytoslip]

30 minutes ago, sir roger said:

Far too young for me to take an interest in is Lily James

Not even a thought? 

[Bjornebye]

31 minutes ago, sir roger said:

Far too young for me to take an interest in is Lily James

Mate she's 32! 

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

6 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Mate she's 32! 

A non-smoker?

[Bjornebye]

12 minutes ago, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

A non-smoker?

Hahahaha 

[Harry's Lad]

The Irn Bru advert. Not seen it before and never want to see it again.

Made me do a little sick.

[sir roger]

6 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

Mate she's 32! 

I told you I'm not interested in her tits.

[Creator Supreme]

9 hours ago, Stouffer said:

That perfume advert with Miley Cyrus makes me feel uneasy, I really can't explain why.

I think it's because she's a cunt!

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Co-op biker advert featuring still alive actor and musician the Shend, he’s six three and about twenty stone in a four foot coffin on a sidecar. Did they Boxing Helena him?

[Mudface]

This shite. Ticks all the boxes- annoying as fuck, stripped down cover version, late night streets full of urban hipster pricks rather than pissed up lairy cunts and the destitute homeless and someone pretending they're a special individual in full control of their amazing lives on account of a mass market product, rather than the boring office drone they actually are. Every bit as bad as faceless banks, insurance companies or, god help us, credit report fucks trying to make out having an account with them frees your soul. 'Your way'- get fucked. Cunts.

 

 

[Kepler-186]

15 minutes ago, Mudface said:

This shite. Ticks all the boxes- annoying as fuck, stripped down cover version, late night streets full of urban hipster pricks rather than pissed up lairy cunts and the destitute homeless and someone pretending they're a special individual in full control of their amazing lives on account of a mass market product, rather than the boring office drone they actually are. Every bit as bad as faceless banks, insurance companies or, god help us, credit report fucks trying to make out having an account with them frees your soul. 'Your way'- get fucked. Cunts.

 

 

 

[easytoslip]

That Ladbrokes one, how do you know when you know, that bird running in saying i knew it was my horse when i seen him last year, and the fella at the end going wow, awful. 

Edited April 22, 2022 by easytoslip
I forgot the full stop in my rage.

[Mudface]

13 minutes ago, easytoslip said:

That Ladbrokes one, how do you know when you know, that bird running in saying i knew it was my horse when i seen him last year, and the fella at the end going wow, awful. 

Easy fella. It's but a short step from forgetting a full stop to a full on slip.

[Bjornebye]

Anyone seen the new lube johnnys one with the (very hot) girl in the tent then the woman in the bed with the vibrator and a cat looking at her? 

[manwiththestick]

This new Virgin Atlantic ad with the song 'I am what I am' playing over it.

 

Ooh, look at us massive company and how diverse we are.

 

Cringy.