West Ham (A) - Sat 27th Apr 2024 (12: 30pm)

[Jairzinho]

The fight to ensure we get the few points required to finish third starts here. 

 

Would snap your hand off for a draw. 

[Pete]

I'd like a convincing away win please.  But I'll take a scrappy nervous one too. 

[Anubis]

Just let us have a nice weekend, eh, boys.

[YorkshireRed]

A disappointing few weeks but ‘through the wind and rain’ and all that.

 

Let’s end the season well, say thanks to Jurgen for everything, then get ready to put all our pennies in the slot for the next ride that’s coming our way.

 

Smash ‘em reds. 

[Barrington Womble]

We're past the point of "just fucking win"..so they need to get out there, try and enjoy their football and give klopp the send off he deserves by not finishing in a sour manner of the last couple of weeks. I want fuck absolutely massive wins from here. 

[Kevin D]

Our season starts now.

[El Rojo]

Mentality midgets playing some really promising stuff before the drift in focus from the likely departure of a manger and their exit from Europe led to some awful defeats.

 

But enough about West Ham and Moyes  for now. 
 

Seriously, I’ll nearly be more pissed off if we turn it on in this one, as that would be Spurs or Villa level legacy for this season. 

[DaveT]

Ffs, just spotted that Taylor is ref. That’s 6 times in 33 matches. And he just loves to give soft free kicks against us. Think I might just skip this one. 

[Tenfolder]

13 hours ago, niallers said:

Bowen and paqueta 2 goals apiece in the last 9. Watch them both bag the weekend.

Battered by Palace and beaten at home by Fulham the last 2 games.

We'll set them back on the road to recovery, as is our wont.

 

 

The only slight reprieve may be that Bowen may not play, but yeah... inevitable we'll be the ones to put them back to winning ways as they'll be fired up and looking to make things right on home turf.

 

Be nice if we could win though, just because fuck West Ham and their shitty fans.

[Torvald Utne]

Allison 

Gomez, Quansah, VVD, Tsimikas 

Endo

Mac Allister, Gravenberch 

Diaz, Gakpo, Nunez

 

But I expect I'll end up seeing Trent jogging to take every throw in and taking 2 minutes to throw it, strolling around trying a Hollywood pass whenever he gets the ball, fucking up most of them, looking not at all arsed when he loses an attacker.  Robertson running up and down and clumsily passing back to VVD because he can't turn his body after receiving the ball, making the odd run into the penalty area and shooting at the corner flag.  Konate wrapping his arms around the attacker getting too close and being spun or pushing the attacker over and giving away a free kick, running around like a headless chicken whenever the ball comes into the box.  Salah running into defenders and offering nothing on the break because he has no pace, scuffing whatever shots he gets. Jones being completely unaware of anything going on around him, holding onto the ball too long and losing it or Elliot running around getting out muscled and losing the ball and just everyone in general taking far too many touches and playing it safe but managing to fuck up playing it safe somehow, oh and around zero out of 10 on accuracy of passes and crossing.

 

Looking forward to it.

[Bobby Hundreds]

18 hours ago, Kevin D said:

Our season starts now.

Or after we go 1 down

[Redder Lurtz]

Wednesday night I decided I wouldn't bother watching the remaining games. Saturday morning, I'm somewhat less of a hysterical fanny. I'll watch but with a scowl. If we win it'll cheer me up ever so slightly. 

 

Just beat these cockerney wankers and their heavily wrinkled arsehole of a manager. 

[suzy]

I doubt I’ll watch this as I don’t have TNT and Mr Suzy is off work today (and he isn’t every Saturday ) and we’ll probably go out. I will, of course, check the score regularly.

[bossy]

2-0 to us. Darwin and Mo. 

[VladimirIlyich]

Rule Britannia,Marmalade and Jam, I want my hysterical fanny back to play West Ham!

[navbasi]

TNT Sport Interview ahead of the game

 

https://t.co/DBtyv5Ibg0

[sir roger]

3 hours ago, suzy said:

I doubt I’ll watch this as I don’t have TNT and Mr Suzy is off work today (and he isn’t every Saturday ) and we’ll probably go out. I will, of course, check the score regularly.

 

Big Game Beaut

[sir roger]

I can see why some of you would jump ship and not watch today's game,but I am made of sterner stuff and will watch for the best of reasons

 

 

( It's that or shopping for garden furniture with the wife )

[Elite]

I said I wouldn't watch and am working anyway, may stick it on the laptop though if I get chance. Going straight off though if we are shite.

[Barrington Womble]

I fucking hate these 12.30s. I don't know why anyone would not want to watch though. It gives us a chance to clean some of that shit from Wednesday night. 

[Elite]

46 minutes ago, Barrington Womble said:

I fucking hate these 12.30s. I don't know why anyone would not want to watch though. It gives us a chance to clean some of that shit from Wednesday night. 

We've had a chance to clean the shit for a month and fucked up every time apart from Palace!

[Tj hooker]

No Salah in the starting 11 apparently,  hasn't Klopp been listening to Code ffs 

[Captain Howdy]

9 hours ago, Torvald Utne said:

Allison 

Gomez, Quansah, VVD, Tsimikas 

Endo

Mac Allister, Gravenberch 

Diaz, Gakpo, Nunez

 

But I expect I'll end up seeing Trent jogging to take every throw in and taking 2 minutes to throw it, strolling around trying a Hollywood pass whenever he gets the ball, fucking up most of them, looking not at all arsed when he loses an attacker.  Robertson running up and down and clumsily passing back to VVD because he can't turn his body after receiving the ball, making the odd run into the penalty area and shooting at the corner flag.  Konate wrapping his arms around the attacker getting too close and being spun or pushing the attacker over and giving away a free kick, running around like a headless chicken whenever the ball comes into the box.  Salah running into defenders and offering nothing on the break because he has no pace, scuffing whatever shots he gets. Jones being completely unaware of anything going on around him, holding onto the ball too long and losing it or Elliot running around getting out muscled and losing the ball and just everyone in general taking far too many touches and playing it safe but managing to fuck up playing it safe somehow, oh and around zero out of 10 on accuracy of passes and crossing.

 

Looking forward to it.

Mo won’t start and Nunez definitely won’t 

[Barrington Womble]

12 minutes ago, Elite said:

We've had a chance to clean the shit for a month and fucked up every time apart from Palace!

They've got to fight. There is no option. It's that or they sit with this till next season. 

[El Rojo]

Pressure’s off. Watch us perform now. 

Don’t mean to be a dick about it, but there’s no good result today given how we’ve thrown everything away.