Food and Drink that doesn't agree with you

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Fish and chips gives me bad indigestion these days, seems to be the greasy batter. 

 

Red wine too sometimes, I do darkened 'jack splat' style shits the next day.

[RJ Fan club]

Raw or whole chillies, stomach burn all night and Japanese flag next day. 
 

Hot curry and sauces fine, just not raw or cooked whole chillies 

 

which is a pain as I quite like a whole chilli. Think I’m okay with the tame pale green one you get in kebaps 

[Karl_b]

Generally, I can eat anything. Right now, with a stoma, I have to eat bland, beige food for the most part, whilst reintroducing things I like. I'm really hoping I don't find too many things which don't agree with me. So far, coffee and pizza good, crisps bad.

[RJ Fan club]

8 minutes ago, Karl_b said:

Generally, I can eat anything. Right now, with a stoma, I have to eat bland, beige food for the most part, whilst reintroducing things I like. I'm really hoping I don't find too many things which don't agree with me. So far, coffee and pizza good, crisps bad.

Sorry to hear this Karlos… maybe you could be a cyborg 

 

 

gif for @Stouffer, if you know you know 

[ZonkoVille77]

The crusts of pizza, bread, rolls... heartburn Central. A fry-up will do the same. Too much ice cream and it gives me the shits. Coffee likewise. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Bjornebye]

51 minutes ago, RJ Fan club said:

Raw or whole chillies, stomach burn all night and Japanese flag next day. 
 

Hot curry and sauces fine, just not raw or cooked whole chillies 

 

which is a pain as I quite like a whole chilli. Think I’m okay with the tame pale green one you get in kebaps 

 

The green chillis are amazing but you eat a whole raw red chilli and wonder why you get stomach burn and a rancid arse the next day? 

 

"RJ I haven't seen you on the forecourt with the nozzle down your throat for a while?"
"Yeah, petrol seems to go right through me, got any 2 stroke?" 

[Stouffer]

4 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

 

The green chillis are amazing but you eat a whole raw red chilli and wonder why you get stomach burn and a rancid arse the next day? 

 

"RJ I haven't seen you on the forecourt with the nozzle down your throat for a while?"
"Yeah, petrol seems to go right through me, got any 2 stroke?" 

 

I couldn't live without fresh chillies.

[Bjornebye]

I can't manage more than one coffee a day. I don't really drink it anyway but if I have more than one I'm a quivering wreck. Same goes for energy drinks. 

 

I had some of her vegan cheese once and threw up about half an hour later. 

 

Burger King goes through me like The Cleaners from Labyrinth. 

[Bjornebye]

Just now, Stouffer said:

 

I could live without fresh chillies.

 

You mean couldn't? 

[Stouffer]

2 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

 

You mean couldn't? 

That's what I said.

 

[Winky smiley thing]

[Fugitive]

Tea, can’t drink a cup without feeling sick and occasionally vomit.

[Elite]

I take Omeprazole so can tolerate most things, though too much Cider or wine can cause reflux.

 

Without the Omeprazole though, nothing agrees with me. It's like I'm gargling battery acid.

[Chip Butty]

16 pints of Warsteiner and half a bottle of Jack Daniels. 

[Elite]

6 minutes ago, Chip Butty said:

16 pints of Warsteiner and half a bottle of Jack Daniels. 

William Hague here.

[Harry's Lad]

I love a good chilli but a good chilli hates me. Short crust pastry gives me heartburn/indigestion, HP or Daddies brown sauce as well.

Irish whisky, Bourbon, Brandy or Rum I'm fine with, but not Scotch.

 

[Creator Supreme]

Bacon flavour crisp! Any brand, gives me indigestion that makes me wish for death!

[Jairzinho]

If I have a coffee I'll have a shit within ten minutes. Can set my watch by it. 

 

 

[Strontium]

Pastry.

 

Having said that, the worst indigestion I ever had was from some spray candy that I tried once. It was basically instant liquid heartburn.

[VladimirIlyich]

19 minutes ago, Creator Supreme said:

Bacon flavour crisp! Any brand, gives me indigestion that makes me wish for death!

Only the one crisp? Try a few.

[Babb'sBurstNad]

A glass of cider vinegar and honey after eating would sort you lot out.

[Jairzinho]

Not sure that would make the shit any better. 

[Creator Supreme]

10 minutes ago, VladimirIlyich said:

Only the one crisp? Try a few.

Badoom tish!

[RJ Fan club]

1 hour ago, Bjornebye said:

 

The green chillis are amazing but you eat a whole raw red chilli and wonder why you get stomach burn and a rancid arse the next day? 

 

"RJ I haven't seen you on the forecourt with the nozzle down your throat for a while?"
"Yeah, petrol seems to go right through me, got any 2 stroke?" 

I was thinking of whole chillis cooked in food. The Ashoka in Hove used to do a cracking king prawn chilli madras, it was littered with whole chillis, bastard would murder me now. Using the past tense there… bastard might load up on medication and get down there.

 

Yeah even sliced raw hot chilli can do it thinking about it. But seems worse when I go seeds and all. Had a Thai a few months ago, ate a few but left loads of red chillis, the missus looked at me disappointed and I think she was losing respect. It’s downhill from here, but we’ve had 15 good years and 2 kids, so it’s been a good run 

[RJ Fan club]

33 minutes ago, Creator Supreme said:

Bacon flavour crisp! Any brand, gives me indigestion that makes me wish for death!

How about Frazzles? 

[Creator Supreme]

16 minutes ago, RJ Fan club said:

How about Frazzles? 

Good question, haven't tried eating a Frazzle for yonks, I'm expecting the same outcome if I do eat one though!