Newcastle (H) - Wed 31st Aug 2022 (8:00pm)

[Strontium]

Newcastle are missing their three best players.

 

The team is all at sea, Henry will be hiring them as deckhands soon.

 

Never mind one midfielder, we need at least two.

 

A complete and utter catastrophe.

[bossy]

How about moving Mo to the left. Something different as the fullback knows what to do every time. Change it around. Stop fucking about. Fucking hell we don’t half do the same shit all the time. Pass pass back sideways, switch off lose the ball give it to Mo cuts inside lose the ball Trent goes to sleep our defenders switch off. Ad fucking nausea. Phew. Off me chest. 

[gkmacca]

5 minutes ago, Captain Howdy said:

Who cares? We’re far too shit to do anything about it anyway

If you don't care, don't fucking bother to reply. Twat.

[lebron]

Just now, ZonkoVille77 said:

This is painful. Hendo, Firmino and Milner should have been long phased out. FSG being full time mingebags has led to this. I wouldn't blame Klopp for fucking off. They've done a number on him last 3 transfer windows.

How the fuck ha Firmino been lumped in with those two?

[J-V]

1 minute ago, Freddo said:

This team needed major surgery in midfield, that is obvious. It needed legs and players with an engine. Not one of these lads has got that anymore. Forwards anonymous, slow all over the field. Good job Newcastle are missing their three best players.

Kloppp going ballistic for good reason and the refs a cunt

Klopp has kept half the shit and given them new contracts even.  He picks the formation and whatever tactics we're trying to play he needs a word with himself.

[Captain Howdy]

Just now, gkmacca said:

If you don't care, don't fucking bother to reply. Twat.

Do one bellend 

[johnsusername]

2 minutes ago, El Dangerous said:

Why do we spread out forwards out so much. Every time Salah gets the ball he’s forced to run down a dead end. The intensity in the press has vanished too.

Salah and Diaz are so far apart they probably don't even know what the other looks like. 

[mike23]

Utter shite. Compare the effort Newcastle defenders are putting in to block everything compared to all our defenders just standing around like statues for their goal. Saturday fixed nothing. Starting to think even top 4 is unlikely. Arsenal and Spurs are both flying and we look like a really shit tribute act of the team from the last few years. Fail to turn this around and win and we're in full blown crisis. 

[Bjornebye]

1 minute ago, lebron said:

Henderson is finished. It’s like playing with 9 men, he’s actively stopping every attacking move. Fabinho not much better unfortunately.

I thought he looked lively on the right wing in the last two minutes. 

[J-V]

The best thing about Fabinho is his Mrs.

[niallers]

Yeah, its a cluster fuck. Too many injured cunts we have playing for us that are far too important to the way we play and then the other cunt,who we're trying to build our attack around gets himself sent off in the middle of our worst injury midfield crisis in history

[Creator Supreme]

I'm loving this absolute feeling of serenity I have even though Liverpool are losing. A couple of weeks ago I'd have been going mental, but now, meh!

 

Wish I'd sussed out how to feel this calm years ago!

[Moctezuma]

1 minute ago, waddy78 said:

He need to lose the illusion of grandeur, the arrogance lately is embarrassing he believes the hype about himself, his goal on Saturday apart he's been as bad if not worse than the rest.

He's been a dreadful footballer for a good few months now.

 

I think Elliott has played quite well tonight but as others have said he might not be helping the tactical set up particularly.

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

City go 5 up. We’re not finishing less than 15 points behind them this season. It’s a top 4 season then ask ourselves in the summer if we want to compete for honours and carry out the necessary transfer business to carve up this tired squad. 

[Saintslfc13]

Elliot, Bobby and Diaz looked between great and solid at times, they can at least hold their head up, despite Diaz not scoring. People have a bitch about Bobby dropping deep but that shit from our midfield outside of Harvey is exactly why he does it. Otherwise they'd just pass the ball side to side for the whole fucking half. I don't actually think Fab's been that bad either but that could just be because Hendo's had a nightmare.

 

Salah needs to at least pretend he's willing to use his right foot, that would solve at least half of the issues he's meeting when facing up out wide, although ideally he'd be receiving the ball running at them already.

Mariner's giving us absolutely fuck all but let's be honest we all expect that shit at this point. The players should as well whether it's fair or not.

I'm not seeing this masterclass performance from Newcastle my commentary team seems to be seeing. Their goal was against the run of play and basically a gift to them (albeit you have to finish them so fair play).

[bossy]

Bobby off. Gomez off. Change the dynamic of the front three. Don’t be shit. 

[magicrat]

half decent teams just know how to frustrate us and neutralise Salah. We can have 70 % possession every game but it counts for fuck all. As many have said we should have been re-building the midfield for years. 

[Anubis]

6 minutes ago, Carra_is_legend said:

They won't give a shit. 

You’re right. So you make a list of their sponsors and go to work.

[Elite]

Just now, Nelly-Matip said:

City go 5 up. We’re not finishing less than 15 points behind them this season. It’s a top 4 season then ask ourselves in the summer if we want to compete for honours and carry out the necessary transfer business to carve up this tired squad. 

Top 4 is looking increasingly unlikely, especially with the resurgence of Tottenham and Arsenal.

 

[waddy78]

It's that fucking obvious that we need a midfielder even Ray Charles can see it, FSG have stagnated us by using Covid, the weather everything as an excuse now if they go out tomorrow (which we wont) and try to buy someone the prices will sky rocket, they had a thoroughbred but there feeding it on leftovers and expecting it to win the big prizes.

[The Golden Eel]

1 minute ago, Nelly-Matip said:

City go 5 up. We’re not finishing less than 15 points behind them this season. It’s a top 4 season then ask ourselves in the summer if we want to compete for honours and carry out the necessary transfer business to carve up this tired squad. 

We'll be doing well to get in the top 4 at this rate. 

[Wezza]

Too much complacency, no real competition for some places, no intensity, we have to change it up.

[ZonkoVille77]

3 minutes ago, lebron said:

How the fuck ha Firmino been lumped in with those two?

 

Just because he has had a bit of a spark against Bournemouth doesn't mean he shouldn't be replaced. He is nowhere near the same player of 3/4 years ago. By no fault of his own time has caught up with him too. 

[Freddo]

4 minutes ago, J-V said:

Klopp has kept half the shit and given them new contracts even.  He picks the formation and whatever tactics we're trying to play he needs a word with himself.

Jurgen a great man but he needs to stop being so loyal to players that are clear past it. Bobby is past his best, Keita injury ruined, Henderson past his best. Then again if the owners won't let you spend you will keep the same group of players

[Captain Howdy]

Just now, waddy78 said:

It's that fucking obvious that we need a midfielder even Ray Charles can see it, FSG have stagnated us by using Covid, the weather everything as an excuse now if they go out tomorrow (which we wont) and try to buy someone the prices will sky rocket, they had a thoroughbred but there feeding it on leftovers and expecting it to win the big prizes.

Need more than a midfielder mate