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Captain Turdseye Grand Master

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It’s in the pipeline. I broke the Ancelotti news this morning. Everton were going behind DCL’s back over the weekend trying to sign Cristiano Ronaldo and the lad is pissed off and sees his game improving as Benteke’s replacement with Zaha and Andros Townsend running off him. Apparently Palace have said he can take the penalties as well. 
 

I think he could do a job here when Origi is injured. 

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2 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

It’s in the pipeline. I broke the Ancelotti news this morning. Everton were going behind DCL’s back over the weekend trying to sign Cristiano Ronaldo and the lad is pissed off and sees his game improving as Benteke’s replacement with Zaha and Andros Townsend running off him. Apparently Palace have said he can take the penalties as well. 
 

I think he could do a job here when Origi is injured. 

You're taking the piss 

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7 minutes ago, Baltar said:

I was almost willing to believe this until I saw the bit about them trying to sign Ronaldo, so now I know this is a wind-up!


Not my words, the words of The Daily Express. 
 

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I don’t understand how people don’t think DCL could provide the kick up the arse that Divock needs. He’s probably even got it in his locker to get ahead of Big Div in the pecking order if Klopp gets to work with him for a few months. 

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1 hour ago, Captain Turdseye said:

It’s in the pipeline. I broke the Ancelotti news this morning. Everton were going behind DCL’s back over the weekend trying to sign Cristiano Ronaldo and the lad is pissed off and sees his game improving as Benteke’s replacement with Zaha and Andros Townsend running off him. Apparently Palace have said he can take the penalties as well. 
 

I think he could do a job here when Origi is injured. 

I think I broke that last week ....

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8 minutes ago, elvis said:

I think I broke that last week ....


You're also entitled to your opinion. I know I broke it this morning. 
 

Steve Parish is not gonna give up without a fight but I think if FSG give DCL the full ‘NYC’ treatment after the Euros and guarantee him the penalties in the Carabao Cup games at the very least, we could possibly hijack this transfer.  

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1 hour ago, Captain Turdseye said:

It’s in the pipeline. I broke the Ancelotti news this morning. Everton were going behind DCL’s back over the weekend trying to sign Cristiano Ronaldo and the lad is pissed off and sees his game improving as Benteke’s replacement with Zaha and Andros Townsend running off him. Apparently Palace have said he can take the penalties as well. 
 

I think he could do a job here when Origi is injured. 

hahaha had me there for a moment

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3 hours ago, Captain Turdseye said:

It’s in the pipeline. I broke the Ancelotti news this morning. Everton were going behind DCL’s back over the weekend trying to sign Cristiano Ronaldo and the lad is pissed off and sees his game improving as Benteke’s replacement with Zaha and Andros Townsend running off him. Apparently Palace have said he can take the penalties as well. 

If this came to pass, Palace could join the satisfyingly large number of teams finishing above Everton next season. 

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On 01/06/2021 at 20:47, Captain Turdseye said:

It’s in the pipeline. I broke the Ancelotti news this morning. Everton were going behind DCL’s back over the weekend trying to sign Cristiano Ronaldo and the lad is pissed off and sees his game improving as Benteke’s replacement with Zaha and Andros Townsend running off him. Apparently Palace have said he can take the penalties as well. 
 

I think he could do a job here when Origi is injured. 

Zaha saying he wants to move on from Palace. I think this has legs!

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