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Saturday Jun 8:

 

Fuck all happening at the moment. The most interesting thing I saw today was something on Twitter that might have been complete bollocks for all I know. It got my attention though. Klopp was apparently invited onto the Graham Norton Show but declined, as he preferred to go on holiday instead. 

 

Completely understand why Kloppo couldn’t be arsed with it, as he doesn’t get much opportunity to get away from it all and spend time with the family. Besides, he’s not really into all that celebrity jazz anyway. Still, imagine how fucking funny he’d have been on there. He’s the only manager with the personality to pull a show like that off.

 

Actually I tell a lie, my man Tim Sherwood could do it. If he had a job. And if he ever actually won something. Tell you who couldn’t pull it off. Pep, the boring bastard. He’d be whining about not getting credit for his treble and telling everyone about how big John Stones' balls are. Actually, that might make decent telly thinking about it.

 

Is this what the summer is going to reduce me to? Just talking absolute shite about nothing to fill space? Anyone makes a crack that it doesn't take the summer to have me doing that can fuck off.

 

Oh wait, something did actually happen today. Robbo scored a screamer for Scotland. It was like the shot he had in the final against Spurs only this one went in. Willing to bet here and now that he bags at least a couple like that next year. He’s finding his range I reckon. Imagine how good he’ll be when he adds a few goals to his armoury. We’re talking Balon d’or.


Sunday Jun 9:

 

England won the third place game against the Swiss after penalties. I didn’t watch it as to be honest I didn’t even know it was on. I wouldn’t have watched even if I had known, but I might have dipped in and out of it just to check on Shaq.

 

Trent had a good game, apparently. I only know this because Lineker was tweeting about him. Again. Lineker obsesses about Trent almost as much as Man City’s press office obsesses about the Reds.

 

In the final, Portugal beat Holland, which is a minor blow to Virgil’s hopes of pipping Messi. It shouldn’t make any difference either way really, but if he’d skippered Holland to this trophy it might have had an influence.

Bernardo Silva was named player of the tournament, much to the visible disgust of Ronaldo. 

 

 

 

Maybe he is just a selfish, self absorbed, individual glory above the team wanker, or maybe he’s just playing up to that now and it’s all just some elaborate in-joke between him and his team-mates.

 

He pulls this kind of shit all the time. The hissy fit he threw a few years ago when Arbeloa nipped in front of him to score a back post tap in was sensational. Is he really this much of a diva or is he just winding us all up? I reckon it’s a bit of both, as that one today can’t possibly be real. 

 

Meanwhile, one of his Portugal team-mates is hoping for a call from the Reds. Bruno Fernandez (who I mentioned a couple of weeks ago after he said he likes us better than City), is reportedly wanted by Spurs to replace Eriksen but he’s holding out in the hope that Klopp makes a move.

 

United want him too, but what self respecting decent footballer is going to join that circus when there are better offers on the table? 

 

They are on the brink of signing that Welsh winger from Swansea and they’re being linked with Longstaff from Newcastle. They have no idea what they’re doing. They tried the “throw massive money at superstars” approach and it bombed spectacularly. So now they’re going oppo and doing it the “sign young and hungry players from unfashionable clubs” route.

 

It won’t work because they don’t have the structure (or manager) in place to make it work. It’s a long way back for them fuckers.

 

 

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Re that ‘streaker ‘ woman - if she thinks ‘I saw you at the game’ is flirty then she’s going to be very disappointed! I’m calling BS too. 

 

Also loved the stuff about ‘all 10 of them’ about city fans!

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Oxlade-Chamberlain seems the kind of fella who could pull that shit off even with a girlfriend and make like he was just being friendly.

 

I’d say Lovren as well, but he’d have been too mystified as to why she hadn’t slid into his DM’s to make any contact with her.

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If De Ligt went to City rather than PSG, he'd still be a mercenary - joining a filthy rich club who can't win the European Cup.

 

 

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3 hours ago, Lizzie Birdsworths Wrinkled Chopper said:

Oxlade-Chamberlain seems the kind of fella who could pull that shit off even with a girlfriend and make like he was just being friendly.

 

I’d say Lovren as well, but he’d have been too mystified as to why she hadn’t slid into his DM’s to make any contact with her.

 

Tenner says Riise DM’d her. 

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15 hours ago, lifetime fan said:

 

Tenner says Riise DM’d her. 

absolutely no-one is taking that bet! 

 

That message will have been sent before the game even finished.

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On 17/06/2019 at 19:28, Karl_b said:

Oi, get posting some captions!

That's exactly what I thought when I saw his post.

 

Come on Lage, it's a summer special.

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29 minutes ago, dave u said:

That's exactly what I thought when I saw his post.

 

Come on Lage, it's a summer special.

As long as it doesn't encourage Monty to come back. Fucking Monty.

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