Songs that make you want to Murder kittens

[stringvest]

Return of the fucking Mack

 

Oh My God

[Lee909]

'Bit harsh, I didn't write the fucking thing and am terrified of ghosts.

Marvin Gaye is nothing but a cool bastard that is above criticism. I wrote that while humming aint no mountain high enough

[setreal]

Oh My God

 

Does not belong here.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGJn3KfJ_JQ

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Is it just that song or the band in general?

Were you discreetly reaching for your gun when you asked that?

[Carvalho Diablo]

Pee-you See-yom See-yog-hur Urn Mur-ee-yor by Def Leppard.

 

Massive cunts.

[Mook]

There some song out just now with some bird going, "This is my fight song.". Fuck me, I'd love to fight her to the death.

 

File under 'songs for deaf 15 year old girls who have been grounded'.

 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

There some song out just now with some bird going, "This is my fight song.". Fuck me, I'd love to fight her to the death. File under 'songs for deaf 15 year old girls who have been grounded'.

Fuck!  I just listened to a few seconds of that.  Bad, self-obsessed adolescent poetry set to a sub-Cowell generic track.  Fucking dreadful in every way.

 

I want to murder hundreds of kittens, then break into her house and scatter them around, before filming her reaction when she gets home, with the camera right in her face, as I'm repeatedly shouting "Fight this, cunt, fight this!"

[Tony Moanero]

Anything by Queen, except Bohemian Rhapsody

 

It's a Mystery - Toyah Wilcox

 

Anything by Eurythmics/Annie Lennox, particularly There Must Be An Angel (Playing With My Heart)

[Tony Moanero]

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[neko]

http://www.liverpoolway.co.uk/index.php?/topic/103436-songs-that-send-you-into-a-homicidal-rage/?hl=%2Bhomicidal+%2Brage

 

[neko]

http://www.liverpoolway.co.uk/index.php?/topic/103436-songs-that-send-you-into-a-homicidal-rage/?hl=%2Bhomicidal+%2Brage

 

 

[neko]

http://www.liverpoolway.co.uk/index.php?/topic/103436-songs-that-send-you-into-a-homicidal-rage/?hl=%2Bhomicidal+%2Brage

 

[neko]

[Tony Moanero]

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[skend04]

Lukas Graham - 7 years. Now you little chubby cunt, if you were 7 before you got your first friend and were forced by your parents to go out and make friends you are one weird cunt. Weirder still that you'd write about it in a song. Cunt.

[Paul]

Lukas Graham - 7 years. Now you little chubby cunt, if you were 7 before you got your first friend and were forced by your parents to go out and make friends you are one weird cunt. Weirder still that you'd write about it in a song. Cunt.

 

To be fair, look how he spells his first name.

[skend04]

To be fair, look how he spells his first name.

He's Danish so I wasn't sure if I'd be a bit bigoted to pick on the K and then find out that's how the Danes spell the name.

[Special K]

I'm an old bastard who can't stand any new music. I saw an advert for 'Now That's What I Call Music 97' (or whatever number they're up to now) and every song sounded the same. Every singer was some variation of the floppy haired lovesick teenager. Just overproduced shite. Everything is so clean and tidy. We need a new Year Zero for music but I can't see it coming from anywhere.

[Tony Moanero]

I haven't gone out of my way to listen to any new music for at least ten years.

[Tony Moanero]

Absolute 80's is the only radio station I listen to and I don't go to pubs that play current music. The only time I ever hear any is if they play it in the supermarket. I just switch off.

[Boss]

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Is that Bowie's cat?

[AngryOfTuebrook]

I haven't gone out of my way to listen to any new music for at least ten years.

Pretty much the same here.  I keep realising (and then forgetting) that music I still consider new is 10-20 years old.

 

I don't think it's just me being old, though.  If I were to give you a random selection of songs (y'know, normal, mainstream chart stuff) from 1955, 1965, 1975, 1985 and 1995 and ask you to listen to each of them once before labelling it with the year you think it was from, I guarantee you would get every single one right, even if you'd never heard the song before.  Because, for decades popular music kept changing, with different genres developing and then cross-pollinating and creating something new.

 

Now imagine we did the experiment again with songs from 2005 and 2015.  Would you really get all of them correct?

 

Mainstream music has stagnated horribly.

[moof]

Mainstream music is terrible but that's not to say there aren't incredible musicians and songwriters releasing fantastic music all the time.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

http://www.liverpoolway.co.uk/index.php?/topic/103436-songs-that-send-you-into-a-homicidal-rage/?hl=%2Bhomicidal+%2Brage

 

Songs that are quite bad drive you to a homicidal rage.

 

Kitticidal rage is a whole other level.