Little Green Bastard

[Skidfingers McGonical]

I felt disinterested at first mate it'll come

 

I was in a daze as we were on holiday on the piss then the rest of the holiday was like "Water or Orange Juice luv? What am I having? A fucking beer that's what!"

 

I was buzzing from the off once the reality had kicked in of course (onec we had a scan at 10 weeks because the Dr gave us concerns that made us question the possiblity i.e. He just told us to ring a number). We had planned to make a sprog just didn't expect to happen after 6 weeks. And I was very much in to my smoking of the green variety and thought they couldn't be arsed to get to where they needed to go to. Super jizz.

 

Easiest experience of my life this pregnancy lark.

[Paulie Dangerously]

Yeah until I saw mini dangerously I had trouble getting excited until we were out if the danger zone especially as we git a troubling combined test result which lead to weeks of worrying.

 

6 months in now abs um buzzing talking to it through the belly abs feeling it kick.

 

It'll come BGB

[RedRazor]

Congarats and hope all goes well

[melons]

Well in mate. What a year for you, not only do you welcome your child into your family but...

 

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You also get to see this man lift the premier league trophy!

 

 

 

 

If this doesn't happen, I'm blaming you. I shall also neg you at every opportunity. 

 

 

 

Congratulations LGB! Don't worry about the lack of excitement, it's over rated. Just make an effort to get all animated when she mentions the word baby and you'll be right. That is she won't hit you with a frying pan and blame the hormones. 

[Clem H Fandango]

If this doesn't happen, I'm blaming you. I shall also neg you at every opportunity. 

 

 

 

Congratulations LGB! Don't worry about the lack of excitement, it's over rated. Just make an effort to get all animated when she mentions the word baby and you'll be right. That is she won't hit you with a frying pan and blame the hormones. 

 

Good advice that.

 

Her hormonal rages are driving me mental, the slightest thing can set her off on one. 6 more months of this to put up with i'll be grey and bald by then with her stressies.

[Clem H Fandango]

Need to buy a small L*C *ootbal* kit and other assorted merchandise. Boy or girl....it's wearing the shirt!

[Pureblood]

Thought Yoda had turned to the dark side.

[Lee909]

Congratulations

Hopefully Bastard jnr as the old Bastard snr

[Alan Sex]

Is he actually going to be a bastard? Might make a good name if so.

[lifetime fan]

Congrats mate.

[General Dryness]

I was in a daze as we were on holiday on the piss then the rest of the holiday was like "Water or Orange Juice luv? What am I having? A fucking beer that's what!"

 

I was buzzing from the off once the reality had kicked in of course (onec we had a scan at 10 weeks because the Dr gave us concerns that made us question the possiblity i.e. He just told us to ring a number). We had planned to make a sprog just didn't expect to happen after 6 weeks. And I was very much in to my smoking of the green variety and thought they couldn't be arsed to get to where they needed to go to. Super jizz.

 

Easiest experience of my life this pregnancy lark.

 

Think you've got super jizz? I hit the jackpot first time. One shot of the Generals juice, boom.

 

"Shall we try darling?". "Sure babe". Splut. "Thats you up the duff. What shall I do next, mow the lawn?".

[Skidfingers McGonical]

Think you've got super jizz? I hit the jackpot first time. One shot of the Generals juice, boom.

 

"Shall we try darling?". "Sure babe". Splut. "Thats you up the duff. What shall I do next, mow the lawn?".

Bet the women only have to look at you and they get pregnant.

[General Dryness]

Bet the women only have to look at you and they get pregnant.

 

Yeah. Paying all that child support when I never even got to bone any of the mothers is a proper cunt.

[Clem H Fandango]

It's a boy!

 

Im busy preparing tactical formations and the rules to stick on the cot for bedtimes.

 

Looks like i wont be selling my f***y boots after all.

[Lee909]

Congratulations

[Trumo]

Congrats.

[Bjornebye]

Congratulations mate

[Champ]

It's a boy!

 

Im busy preparing tactical formations and the rules to stick on the cot for bedtimes.

 

Looks like i wont be selling my f***y boots after all.

 

 

Congratulations

 

What you saying, Lee, huh?

[Lee909]

You have lost me?

Have I screwed something up

[Champ]

You have lost me?

Have I screwed something up

 

Just  pulling your leg a little. He's just found out the baby's sex. The baby's not due til October

[Paulie Dangerously]

Congrats mate. 7 weeks today for my own. Can't wait

[Alan Sex]

Nicely done. Houston, we have penis. I repeat, we have penis.

[Clem H Fandango]

Nicely done. Houston, we have penis. I repeat, we have penis.

 

When the nurse scanned for gender with the ultrasound, she remarked to my missus..."it's a boy! there's it's little willy!". My fiancee retorted "It better not be small, it shouldn't be!".

 

I've never been so embarrassed in all my days whilst 3 women stood around guffawing at her quip.

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

Nice one mate

[Dr Nowt]

When the nurse scanned for gender with the ultrasound, she remarked to my missus..."it's a boy! there's it's little willy!". My fiancee retorted "It better not be small, it shouldn't be!".

 

I've never been so embarrassed in all my days whilst 3 women stood around guffawing at her quip.

 

Good work.  Could have been even more uncomfortable if you'd pissed her off on the way in.