little things that annoy the shit out of you

[Bjornebye]

2 minutes ago, VladimirIlyich said:

We get a few women like that around here too!

Im embarrassed it took so long 

[elvis]

3 hours ago, Captain Turdseye said:

I tell you what’s really annoying me, for the last few months I’ve been sweating loads under my armpits. It comes and goes, I don’t even have to be hot, and I’ve never been like this in my life.
 

I’m in the process of replacing all my cotton t-shirts with polyester ones. Can’t be walking round with huge sweat patches under my arms all the time. Doing my nut in, it is. 
 

Just paid £7 on Amazon for a roll on that promises miracles. The most recommended ones are like £25. I can’t pay that for a deodorant. 

You can get a deodorant that contains aluminium or such like , not sure if it's prescription only though. Also Gillette gel wild rain is the only thing I can use that doesn't irritate me pits. Works well for me 

[Bjornebye]

1 minute ago, elvis said:

You can get a deodorant that contains aluminium or such like , not sure if it's prescription only though. Also Gillette gel wild rain is the only thing I can use that doesn't irritate me pits. Works well for me 

And fuck me if anyone needs a decent deodorant it’s you mate 

[elvis]

2 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

And fuck me if anyone needs a decent deodorant it’s you mate 

Fucking bastard!

[Bjornebye]

2 minutes ago, elvis said:

Fucking bastard!

 

[sir roger]

4 hours ago, Captain Turdseye said:

I tell you what’s really annoying me, for the last few months I’ve been sweating loads under my armpits. It comes and goes, I don’t even have to be hot, and I’ve never been like this in my life.
 

I’m in the process of replacing all my cotton t-shirts with polyester ones. Can’t be walking round with huge sweat patches under my arms all the time. Doing my nut in, it is. 
 

Just paid £7 on Amazon for a roll on that promises miracles. The most recommended ones are like £25. I can’t pay that for a deodorant. 

 

It'll be the menopause, Cap'n. 

Do they do HRT on Amazon ?

[Bjornebye]

When you bump the cutlery draw shit with your waist but the ladle catches and it bounces back. Up there with your headphone lead catching on a door handle 

[littletedwest]

Chemists- you walk in, bell rings then about 30 minutes afterwards someone appears to help you.

[Bjornebye]

2 minutes ago, littletedwest said:

Chemists- you walk in, bell rings then about 30 minutes afterwards someone appears to help you.

To tell you the chemists gone for a sandwich can you come back in an hour 

[Mook]

8 minutes ago, littletedwest said:

Chemists- you walk in, bell rings then about 30 minutes afterwards someone appears to help you.

 

Then..

 

"Yes, we have your prescription & it'll be ready in an hour."

 

I'd love someone to explain to me what they're doing for that hour. Fucking smackheads.

[VladimirIlyich]

1 hour ago, Bjornebye said:

And fuck me if anyone needs a decent deodorant it’s you mate 

Huh,huh. Thank you very much.

[Bjornebye]

10 minutes ago, Mook said:

 

Then..

 

"Yes, we have your prescription & it'll be ready in an hour."

 

I'd love someone to explain to me what they're doing for that hour. Fucking smackheads.

For all the good it’s gonna do you you may as well shove it up your arse 

[Mudface]

1 hour ago, Mook said:

 

Then..

 

"Yes, we have your prescription & it'll be ready in an hour."

 

I'd love someone to explain to me what they're doing for that hour. Fucking smackheads.

 

They need to find the box, cut the pill blister packs into odd shapes, stuff the info leaflets into both fucking ends and then sellotape it all up so it's a cunt to open.

[Remmie]

The bbc have decided to use this rather terrific new font that everyone agrees is marvellous

[Rushies tash]

People who start replies with "Yeah, no". Which is it then, you fuckwit?

[Harry's Lad]

3 hours ago, Rushies tash said:

People who start replies with "Yeah, no". Which is it then, you fuckwit?

So is another one. Irritating.

[Carvalho Diablo]

Tablet boxes. Why is it that they're now harder to get into than a kid's toy at Christmas.

 

Literally got to tear the bastards to shreds in order to get into the cunts.

[John102]

When people who have been abused are referred to as survivors.

 

I know that is probably a terrible thing to say, nor do I wish to minimise what anyone has gone through...but....when I hear it, it does annoy me more than it should.

[Curly]

On 19/06/2024 at 19:30, Bjornebye said:

When you bump the cutlery draw shit with your waist but the ladle catches and it bounces back. Up there with your headphone lead catching on a door handle 

Along similarish lines - I remember as a teenager I used to hang my towel on the handle inside my bedroom, and never learned my lesson of pushing the door open using the handle, and then the towel would fall on the floor behind the door, abruptly stopping me in my tracks and walking into the door. Would send me into a proper rage. Be squaring up to a door. You know it’s bad if you’re kicking off on inanimate objects.

 

 

[Bjornebye]

2 minutes ago, Curly said:

Along similarish lines - I remember as a teenager I used to hang my towel on the handle inside my bedroom, and never learned my lesson of pushing the door open using the handle, and then the towel would fall on the floor behind the door, abruptly stopping me in my tracks and walking into the door. Would send me into a proper rage. Be squaring up to a door. You know it’s bad if you’re kicking off on inanimate objects.

 

 

Our Tupperware cupboard is above head height. I live on the edge 

[Captain Turdseye]

Soft biscuits. I’m barely eating sugary stuff at the moment but why can’t my family grasp the concept of folding the packet to keep them sealed/fresh. They’re all the same with cereal. 
 

Overflowing bins. Why can’t my family grasp the concept of taking the little upstairs bins out, or even leaving them at the front door? Don’t worry, I’ll fucking do it, shall I?

 

The fella I had a road rage argument with yesterday. 
 

This fucking “summer”

 

Cancelling my snooker reservation this Sunday because the place is gonna be full of Brexit wankers singing ‘Ten German Bombers’ and ‘Southgate You’re The One’

 

My teenager thinking she has a god given right to be driven around everywhere every day at a moment’s notice. 
 

Teenagers. 
 

My youngest leaving dirty washing all over her bedroom floor. Again, I’ll fucking tidy it up, shall I?

 

Darwin Nunez. 

[Bjornebye]

15 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

Soft biscuits. I’m barely eating sugary stuff at the moment but why can’t my family grasp the concept of folding the packet to keep them sealed/fresh. They’re all the same with cereal. 
 

Overflowing bins. Why can’t my family grasp the concept of taking the little upstairs bins out, or even leaving them at the front door? Don’t worry, I’ll fucking do it, shall I?

 

The fella I had a road rage argument with yesterday. 
 

This fucking “summer”

 

Cancelling my snooker reservation this Sunday because the place is gonna be full of Brexit wankers singing ‘Ten German Bombers’ and ‘Southgate You’re The One’

 

My teenager thinking she has a god given right to be driven around everywhere every day at a moment’s notice. 
 

Teenagers. 
 

My youngest leaving dirty washing all over her bedroom floor. Again, I’ll fucking tidy it up, shall I?

 

Darwin Nunez. 

 

Everything ok at home mate? 

[VladimirIlyich]

1 minute ago, Bjornebye said:

 

Everything ok at home mate? 

Apart from all that he's great!

[manwiththestick]

Four packs of beer that come with the cardboard holder to keep them together.

 

You know the one with the middle bit you can stick your finger in?

 

Like fingering a bumhole that has teeth. Nasty little fuckers.

[Captain Turdseye]

13 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

 

Everything ok at home mate? 

I live with three women/girls and a gay dog. It’s an ongoing battle.