little things that annoy the shit out of you

[skend04]

Trying to fart when you've got a bad back. You're never quite sure if the force of trying to squeeze one out is going to cause a follow through. An added dilemma to the day.

[Juniper]

The term Date Night. Most of us aren't 16 anymore. It's called going out, not f'ing 'Date Night'- where most of the evening is plastered over Facebook by the girls so it then becomes 'Brag Night' down the local weatherspoons/harvester. Just go out without calling it something and keep it to yourselves. No one else gives a shit.

 

People who can see you have earphones in but still anyway go straight headfirst into a conversation with you, without trying to get your attention first.

 

Winds me up proper that one.

[Curly]

Sneaky fuckers, phones.

Haha. I actually checked my original post to see if id missed that. I was well angry.

[manwiththestick]

The term Date Night. Most of us aren't 16 anymore. It's called going out, not f'ing 'Date Night'- where most of the evening is plastered over Facebook by the girls so it then becomes 'Brag Night' down the local weatherspoons/harvester. Just go out without calling it something and keep it to yourselves. No one else gives a shit.People who can see you have earphones in but still anyway go straight headfirst into a conversation with you, without trying to get your attention first. Winds me up proper that one.

Spot on about "date night" term used by cunts, usually married women dullards who think going out with their husband is some sort of unique occasion.

[Harry Squatter]

Fuck night - a term used by boring dullard women who have sex with their husbands once every 50 bommy nights

[Captain Turdseye]

Fuck night - a term used by boring dullard women who have sex with their husbands once every 50 bommy nights

This post stinks of resentment.

[Juniper]

Spot on about "date night" term used by cunts, usually married women dullards who think going out with their husband is some sort of unique occasion.

Add to that the over the top and random use of hashtags on Facebook with photos.

 

#datenight #blessed #inlove #boughtmeflowers #luckygirl #onionrings #mixedgrill

[Mook]

My brother in law came round with his missus yesterday completely out of the blue, just walked in, no doorbell, no knock, fuck all.

 

I take it he doesn't masturbate.

[Curly]

Add to that the over the top and random use of hashtags on Facebook with photos.

 

#datenight #blessed #inlove #boughtmeflowers #luckygirl #onionrings #mixedgrill

#ifiwashappyiwouldntbepostingthis #bimonthlymissionarylater #yolo #midweekdrinkies #lolz #crazygurl

 

Fuck off.

[Carvalho Diablo]

AJ Soprano,I'd love to take a 1 iron to the mewling little fanny's fucking nose, then liberally whack him about the Bollocks with a Stuart Surridge cricket bat.

[ZonkoVille77]

New shoes squeaking. The sound grates big time.

[General Dryness]

New shoes squeaking. The sound grates big time.

 

Did you remember to take the mice out before you put them on?

[Bob]

Women parking three feet from the pump at the petrol station so you can't fit through the gap between the cars to get out and have to wait for the bint to get l fill up, pay (not using the fast pay at the pump despite not buying anything from the shop) return to her car and fuck off.

 

Not like any of us have to get to work in the morning or anything.

[Duff Man]

Stupid graphics flashing up on the screen when you're watching live sports. I tuned in to watch the actual event, not find out what some random cunt on twitter thinks about it.

[Elysian Red]

Women in front of you getting a door held open for them by someone and letting it fly into your face behind them.

[Jenson]

Fucking hay fever! Little pollen bastards!!

[matt1983]

Fucking hay fever! Little pollen bastards!!

Amen, brother.

[Lee909]

Have you tried tesco own brand tablets. They are superb,far cheaper and far better than the expensive ones

[Mook]

I use the Galpharm ones, a £3 box (from Boots) does me a month, I start taking them in May & finish around October & my hayfever isn't so bad these days.

[Oh Buoy]

When you're in full belief that you're about to let off a sly fart. 

 

Then a fucking ripper comes out and everyone turns around.

[Baltar]

Fly tipping. I fucking hate it with a passion. I would sponsor a drive by shooting of every mother fucker that's caught fly tipping.

[Hades]

Middle class whites who are secretly racist but pretend to be anti-racist so they can sneer at working-class whites.

[Curly]

Public toilets, usually in restaurants/bars, with foreign or quirky translations instead of plain simple "men" or "women". Like "caballero" or fucking "chiquitas".

 

Or an indiscernible picture of what is supposed to represent a member of either sex. I've usually started to soil myself by the time I have back and forthed at each door.

 

Bollocks.

[magicrat]

Fucking cunts trying to rip you off for electric, gas, telephones, TV, car insurance, home insurance , internet and every other bastard service known to man. It's a full time fucking job making sure you get the best deal and don't end up paying hundred of pounds a year more than necessary. Today the house insurance quote landed and I ended up going via money supermarket and booking the same cover with the same company at half the price . When I rang them for a rant the fella ended up agreeing it was a joke but he couldn't do me the same deal and I would have to ring them back on a different number. Mental

[Rico1304]

When you are trying to have a little 'alone time' and the video you are watching keeps getting interrupted by Whatsapp message from Col complaining about getting propositioned by a bloke. Put me off me stroke.