Women who deserve a good slap

[Skidfingers McGonical]

Carmela Soprano

 

Janice Soprano

 

I'll go for a topical one.

 

Carmella Soprano.

 

Way ahead of ya lifey.

[Lee909]

His mum needed the biggest slap,even if it meant digging her up.

[Red_or_Dead]

Hilary Devey

 

Patronising slag.

[Karl_b]

This thread is very misogynist and I couldn't be happier with how it turned out.

 

Women. Apart from having a fanny and a nice rack, do they have a purpose? They are pretty much rubbish at everything, cry a lot and make weird squeaky noises when excited much like guinea pigs. Discuss.

 

Hey, don't drag guinea pigs in to this.

[SammyAftershave]

That massive fuckin gobshitestress on Talkshite Georgie Bingham. Not so much a slap as an explosive combination of uppercuts in the clunge from Mike Tyson in his pomp.

[Champ]

Hilary Devey

 

Patronising slag.

 

She's a man so it doesn't count

[Bobby Hundreds]

Jordan. She got her tits out and made sure she was in every newspaper shagging footballers and pop stars gained enough notoriety she could pimp that fame and squeeze the life out of it. People say she's an amazing business woman, Nahhh people seen a chance to make money from her so made her propositions and she took every one.... Yes please. Fair play to her for making a buck but it isn't some genius business insight on her behalf its getting your tits out and being a fame whore. Fuck you Katie price your slutty ways paid off and some young women think your a role model, your a cuntriple fucktard and I slap you, I slap you good.

[Harry Squatter]

Just had a look at Noos's list and saw the 3am girls on it. My cousin was one of them for 3 years. Before that she worked for the Echo and I bumped into her in town, she said "I've got a new job with the Daily Mirror and I'm moving to London". I said "brilliant, just don't get a job as one of those 3am slags though". She said "erm that's the job I've got"

[Harry Squatter]

Jordan. She got her tits out and made sure she was in every newspaper shagging footballers and pop stars gained enough notoriety she could pimp that fame and squeeze the life out of it. People say she's an amazing business woman, Nahhh people seen a chance to make money from her so made her propositions and she took every one.... Yes please. Fair play to her for making a buck but it isn't some genius business insight on her behalf its getting your tits out and being a fame whore. Fuck you Katie price your slutty ways paid off and some young women think your a role model, your a cuntriple fucktard and I slap you, I slap you good.

 

Just imagine how shit it is to be her son, he's virtually blind, has severe Autism, a dad who doesn't acknowledge his existence and her as a mother. The only time she gives a shit about him is when she wants to pretend how hard her life is in between getting married to fucking randoms who cant even speak English every 6 months.

[Elmyn Noos]

Tessa Jowell, who in all seriousness suggested on Question Time last night that the banking crisis may have been averted if it had been Lehman Sisters instead of Lehman Brothers. What a fucking stupid cunt. There's a reason women don't make it to the top in business, love, it's because they're shit at it, and they can't manage people.

 

I'm also adding her fellow panellist Melanie Philips, not just for being a columnist in the Daily Mail, but also on account of her outrageously racist rant against Iran, which coupled with her huge nose makes me think she'd not had a bacon butty for breakfast. She was rightly booed by the audience, and is joining the queue for wet slap.

 

Fuck. Negged by Monty for breaking my own rule and naming someone who is not only on the list, but was highlighted as being on it in a subsequent post. I'd neg myself if I could. What a spaz.

[Elmyn Noos]

Jordan. She got her tits out and made sure she was in every newspaper shagging footballers and pop stars gained enough notoriety she could pimp that fame and squeeze the life out of it. People say she's an amazing business woman, Nahhh people seen a chance to make money from her so made her propositions and she took every one.... Yes please. Fair play to her for making a buck but it isn't some genius business insight on her behalf its getting your tits out and being a fame whore. Fuck you Katie price your slutty ways paid off and some young women think your a role model, your a cuntriple fucktard and I slap you, I slap you good.

 

Negged. Rules is rules.

[PestiRed]

Thanks for Melanie Phillips, it reminded me to add Liz Jones to the list

 

In fact, let's just add any woman who has ever written for the Mail or S*n

[KMD7]

All of the Sugababes, past and present.

[Rico1304]

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All of the Sugababes, past and present.

 

Narrow it down a bit more, that's every women between 19-35.

[Section_31]

:|

 

Narrow it down a bit more, that's every women between 19-35.

 

Correct

[bossy]

Samantha Fox for pretending not to be a lezza for years.

[Jack the Sipper]

Christine Lagard

 

 

 

Christine Hamilton

 

 

Christine the car

 

[Faustus]

Rita Ora, Madonna and Lady Gaga. Pop music's axis of evil.

[cochyn]

Nikki Fucking Minaj. Deffo a candidate for biliard balls in Noos's sock o' justice.

[Joe Le Taxi]

I read that as sock juice. Which would also be highly accurate.