Geordies

[L19red]

Bollocks, he clearly does have a problem and didn't mean any joke. Calling all Geordies "bright fuckers" isnt' a joke.

 

Every time he refers to someone from Newcastle he has to use something like "Thick Geordie shitstain" always without fail. If he did the same with reference to race or scousers everyone would fucking jump on him for it and rightly so. But because I am from Newcastle I should just find it acceptable. Fuck that!

 

He's the first to have a go about tags mentioning him and want people banned (in Flaneurs case he may have had a point as he was mental) or want peoples names and addresses because they've pissed him off. But it's fine if good old Lurtz does it.

 

I'm sure the next time a rival fan comes on here and has a go you and Lurtz will just have a laugh and accept it. It's only a joke after all.

 

Incidentally I've only ever met two Welshman one of which was RedKnight, both nice chaps all in all.

 

sailing very close to the wind there on the GF.

[Bjornebye]

if drinking wet hair gel means less of them will wear it then i'm all for it. fucking stupid stuff that is wet hair gel. it's for nonces. and hitler.

[Chairman Meow]

sailing very close to the wind there on the GF.

 

I was referring to people who may not be fans of the likes of Pink Floyd or the Damned.

[Flying Pig]

Does regional stereotyping have some basis in truth? In my experience 90% of scots ARE carrot topped psychopathic midgets, people from the midlands DO talk like retards. In fact, one of the reasons I moved to Cumbria was because I'd heard that the sheep had all been groomed to enjoy a free and easy attitude to sexual relations, and I'm filling my boots with the woolly willy warmers. ,I did consider wales, which is to sheepshaggers what the bbc is to nonces but couldn't produce enough phlegm to buy a train ticket.

 

Aww, thanks. Lovely words. xx

[Trumo]

Last 10 seconds mainly:

 

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[Lurtz]

I'll repeat this as you seem to have missed it, Chev:

 

Prejudice definition: Preconceived opinion not based on reason or experience.

 

I already said, my dislike of geordies is through personal experience with them. I've met a few and I've never liked any of them yet. So it's hardly prejudice.

[Flying Pig]

I was referring to people who may not be fans of the likes of Pink Floyd or the Damned.

 

The Damned are really shit though. Everyone outside Yorkshire knows that.

[silverlining]

Don't know if he did, sure I remember Lurtz wanting him banned because he was having a go at him.

 

I presume he went whining to Dave about him like he did with Silvelining. Don't see the issue myself both clearly just having a nice little joke and meant nothing by it.

 

Oh, my name has been mentioned in vain!

 

Well, chevette, I was naturally positively predisposed towards you because of your ace Eastwood avatar, and where you're from is irrelevant, really.

 

I don't mind Geordies at all, myself. They're generally nice enough.

 

I suppose you could go into the usual regional stereotype: love the fitbah; enjoy a beer or ten; prone to exposing their fat bellies to the elements etc, but they're usually salt of the earth, honest types. You wouldn't be worried about them nicking your girlfriend or anything like that. Well, I wouldn't be anyway.

 

As for the very amusing and insightful Flaneur, I don't think he's been banned.

[Chairman Meow]

I'll repeat this as you seem to have missed it, Chev:

 

Prejudice definition: Preconceived opinion not based on reason or experience.

 

I already said, my dislike of geordies is through personal experience with them. I've met a few and I've never liked any of them yet. So it's hardly prejudice.

 

Sorry my mistake.

 

So what you are saying is as someone who has met a small quantity of people you believe are Geordies (I say believe given that you don't know that people from Sunderland and Middlesbrough aren't Geordies) that means 100% of people from here are thick pissheads who you should be able to mock anyway you like? That makes it perfectly reasonable.

 

I wouldn't say meeting a small quantity of people qualifies to be counted as proper reason or experience but that's just me.

 

Then again don't you work in something to do with marketing / market research type of stuff? If so I will obviously have to bow down to the statistical know how at your disposal.

[col06]

Geordies Overboard - 4oD - Channel 4

 

A warm-hearted look at six months in the life of the Blyth All-Weather Lifeboat - one of Great Britain's last remaining private offshore lifeboats

 

Did anyone else watch that

[Flying Pig]

Oh, my name has been mentioned in vain!

 

Well, chevette, I was naturally positively predisposed towards you because of your ace Eastwood avatar, and where you're from is irrelevant, really.

 

I don't mind Geordies at all, myself. They're generally nice enough.

 

I suppose you could go into the usual regional stereotype: love the fitbah; enjoy a beer or ten; prone to exposing their fat bellies to the elements etc, but they're usually salt of the earth, honest types. You wouldn't be worried about them nicking your girlfriend or anything like that. Well, I wouldn't be anyway.

 

As for the very amusing and insightful Flaneur, I don't think he's been banned.

 

 

 

Savillelining in a blatant "I love Geordies" PR stunt in an attempt to increase his quickly shrinking fanbase in the North East.

 

Neg away virgin.

[Lurtz]

Sorry my mistake.

 

So what you are saying is as someone who has met a small quantity of people you believe are Geordies (I say believe given that you don't know that people from Sunderland and Middlesbrough aren't Geordies) that means 100% of people from here are thick pissheads who you should be able to mock anyway you like? That makes it perfectly reasonable.

 

I wouldn't say meeting a small quantity of people qualifies to be counted as proper reason or experience but that's just me.

 

Then again don't you work in something to do with marketing / market research type of stuff? If so I will obviously have to bow down to the statistical know how at your disposal.

 

God you're hard work.

 

Yes, that's exactly what I'm saying. I don't use the few dickhead geordies I've met to portray them sarcastically, or in a way which amuses me at all, oh no. And I know middlesbrough and sunderland types aren't geordies but it does amuse me a lot watching them foam at the mouth when you call them geordies.

[Lurtz]

Savillelining in a blatant "I love Geordies" PR stunt in an attempt to increase his quickly shrinking fanbase in the North East.

 

Neg away virgin.

 

And a hilariously thinly veiled dig at me too. Based on something else he knows absolutely fuck all about. Bless. What a lovely fella.

[Bjornebye]

Savillelining in a blatant "I love Geordies" PR stunt in an attempt to increase his quickly shrinking fanbase in the North East.

 

Neg away virgin.

 

one of the top school-ground insults. particularly used in playgrounds when kids are 12 and the only one who isn't a virgin is the new girl that's moved up from rhyl.

 

yer maa

[silverlining]

Savillelining in a blatant "I love Geordies" PR stunt in an attempt to increase his quickly shrinking fanbase in the North East.

 

Neg away virgin.

 

You're not very good at this

[dickie mint]

And a hilariously thinly veiled dig at me too. Based on something else he knows absolutely fuck all about. Bless. What a lovely fella.

 

 

Oh no - not getting picked on again are you,you get bullied more than Billy Mitchell.

[Edward.]

I don't know why you are bothered to be honest. Northumberlands not in Geordieland anyway is it?

[Flying Pig]

one of the top school-ground insults. particularly used in playgrounds when kids are 12 and the only one who isn't a virgin is the new girl that's moved up from rhyl.

 

yer maa

 

If you bothered to read my post #45 you would have seen the reason for the 'virgin' reference. Incidentally "virgin" will always be a better put down than "yer maa" for two reason; 1) Virgin is in the bible & 2) The Young Ones used it 30 to hilarious effect.

 

Yer maa

 

You're not very good at this

 

I would suggest the 14 reps I had in the last 6 days for slagging you off and your ONE gay little neg, proves otherwise.

 

Back to the stable Mary, it's Christmas soon.

[Lurtz]

Oh no - not getting picked on again are you,you get bullied more than Billy Mitchell.

 

Oh superb. Here's Dick Mint and his sunshine bus of irrelevance.

 

*toot toot*

 

Nobody's being bullied here dick. Chevettehs thinks he is though, the daft geordie. Who the fuck is billy mitchell? Is he one of the blokes you know from the 1960's?

[Flying Pig]

Oh superb. Here's Dick Mint and his sunshine bus of irrelevance.

 

*toot toot*

 

Nobody's being bullied here dick. Chevettehs thinks he is though, the daft geordie. Who the fuck is billy mitchell? Is he one of the blokes you know from the 1960's?

 

Not having a go at Dicky Mint, but that "toot toot" put down is fecking brilliant.

[Uncle_Meat]

If you bothered to read my post #45 you would have seen the reason for the 'virgin' reference. Incidentally "virgin" will always be a better put down than "yer maa" for two reason; 1) Virgin is in the bible & 2) The Young Ones used it 30 to hilarious effect.

 

Yer maa

 

Well, yes but yer ma can enhanced by the simple addition of "on toast"

 

Try that with virgin. Virgin on toast is nowhere near as funny as yer ma on toast.

[Lee909]

Lurtzy, quick tell them one of your best friends is a Geordie.

[dickie mint]

Oh superb. Here's Dick Mint and his sunshine bus of irrelevance.

 

*toot toot*

 

Nobody's being bullied here dick. Chevettehs thinks he is though, the daft geordie. Who the fuck is billy mitchell? Is he one of the blokes you know from the 1960's?

 

 

Billy Mitchell is a character from Eastenders who constantly grasses on people,backstabs them and is a general arsewipe he's a lot like you but he's actually more likeable.

[Trumo]

*waits for Gazza to show up with a bucket of chicken, a few tins and a fishing rod*

[Bjornebye]

fucking hell