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They've been selling their best players for years to keep their head above water. Once that well ran dry they end up losing £120m, have a £350m owner loan and creatively gained £30m for empty space from Uncle Uzzy to keep them from being done under the premiership sustainability rules. (Nobody will investigate that of course) Paying off multiple managers and staff and buying shit players on high wages doesn't help either. Moshiri only took the bait from BGB because of the promise of a free new stadium and Chippy Tits using a loophole to get cheap government loans, now though it's damage limitation. His absence last night at the AGM was telling no matter what excuses they make to try to explain it. He hasn't even got a decent exit strategy now because anyone fool enough to consider buying that joke of a club would also have to pay him back the £350m he's loaned to them. Add to their woes the spiralling cost of a stadium build, I mean without a stadium to pay for they are in the shit imagine if they also had to service a £500-600m debt. Ideally they need to forget about us, scrap a new stadium plan (again) and do what they can to expand Goodison. Then if and when they break into the top 4, and consistently perform at that level... well then consider a new stadium. The truth is they're a mid table shit club that nobody outside of their little bubble gives a shit about. If they were located anywhere else in the country they wouldn't be on our radar. We only take notice of them because they keep trying to grab our attention with lies and bitterness and a lot of us have to talk to them every single day. The most famous thing about them is us.

This isn't PES you know

I tell you what, my estimation of Allison Becker as a man just fucking plummeted.

Down £112m, so I guess you could say they're in the red...

Meanwhile, Dan Meis has released an updated artist's impression of Bramley Moore Dock in 2023.

Bloofeld

In just 8 words you may have uncovered the root cause of all their bitterness.

I'm told Mundo Deportivo will not stand in the way of Klopp bidding for Havertz.

Big match beaut

Even if their ownership dreams come true and usmanov comes in and takes over, Everton fans need to look at the owners of other clubs in this league and some lower leagues too. Usmanov isn't uniquely rich, a lot of clubs are owned by insanely wealthy people. You can't just walk in and throw cash around like abramovich and city did. A new ground doesn't change shit on the football front. Players don't move to a club because it's stadium is nice, they don't give a shit. City's owners make usmanov look like a pauper that's just one team you've got to compete with. Some evertonians fall so hard because their instant expectations are insane.

What's Fred? A homing pigeon?

Doctor No....trophies

Still an upgrade on Goodison

Is ‘kin right lad. Sent a shiver of pride down my spine this post Feels weird even typing this, but in 5 years they will be in administration

That's probably the long and short of it. It's a ridiculous situation when every other season you are losing your best players at a crucial time of the year so they can go and play second-rate football in deathtrap stadiums while dodging armed militias and jetting around on dangerous airlines so penny-pinching tin-pot FAs can graft a bit of extra cash for their Swiss bank accounts.

Genuine question for the people saying we need to scrap it - If it was scrapped in December, would you have been ok with what happened in the Wolves game with no VAR? I.e. the initial decisions of our perfectly good goal being disallowed and the Wolves offside goal been given are allowed to stand and we lose? You think us losing the game would have been better than having VAR?

No, that's more of a Kopite thing

That guy is fucking great. He’s a Come Dine With Me character in the making, purring “It’s an aphrodisiac” at some young dolly bird as he serves her up a plated Vesta beef curry.

He must of caught some kind of brain disease. Nice he's finally caught something though.

This whole episode perfectly demonstrates how the vast majority of the British public are told their opinion.

Found an old library picture of Moshiri and Usmanov...

Looks like the dyslexic Evertonians Don't Go the Agm.

He’s incredible isn’t he? Probably my favourite player (although I could easily say the same about a dozen or so players in our current squad), but the more we learn about him as a person the more impressive he seems. Well in Sadio lad. That’s a sharp motherfucking suit as well

Fucksake. Injured Arsenal players never recover, they just turn up years later playing for Watford, or some other shite. DO.NOT.APPROVE.

Quite possibly. To be honest, I've gone past the stage of being diplomatic about it. Everybody will be sitting here nodding their heads in 10 years while they spend 5 minutes going for a Coca Cola advert break while some bellend in a studio decides if it was a goal or not. The TV is killing the beautiful game here & (generally speaking) we're all just putting up with it. It's fucking sickening.

Dons don't wear shorts.

Like the fella digging up Fred Wests garden.

Havertz is exceptional. But sounds like a Car Rental Firm.

I don't know what this means. Also, stacksy? I've never spoken to you, don't get cute with me.

I’m happy the handball was over turned in that game but so far I would say that the benefit of a small number of incidents being rightly corrected by VAR is hugely outweighted by all the negatives the process brings. So would I sacrifice the odd bad decision in a season for being able to celebrate goals properly again? Yes, absolutely.

Dealing with utility companies. What a fucking joke! Every year without fail united utilities tells me they're increasing my monthly payments on my water to almost double and every year I have to phone and tell them the fuck they are. I always end up in credit on the relatively small sum I pay. Now British Gas have joined the list of pricks that want me to bank with them. They have recently doubled my direct debit, despite me being in credit again this year. I cannot reduce the amount because their online system won't have it. A call to their advisors and me offering to meet them halfway has them asking me if I've considered pre payment (the fuck) I've never owed them a penny, have always been in credit. Finally they ask if I can be transferred to the 'ability to pay' team. I decided a much simpler method than dealing with the fuckwits was to tell them to shove it (politely of course, I'm never rude to call centre staff, sarcastic and often condescending yes but never rude) I went on to my bank account and cancelled my direct debit. All done with no fuss and no bother. We can go back to them sending me a bill and me paying it by cheque, the wankers. The monthly payments can go into my savings account and earn 0.0000001% interest and set me up nicely for retirement in 5035

Worst Fucking Bond Villain ever....

Now then nobheads. If anyone can help me get a couple of tickets to this match, my gratitude and pub generosity will know no bounds. Also, of anyone wants to say hello and have a beer in Shrewsbury, give me a shout. Hope you're all splendid. RiS

Sheriff Fatman is just made for Big Undies Anderson.

Almost as though he was offering support to his current colleagues by comparing them in the local press with an esteemed former colleague. Nothing to see here.

Fucking pear nonce.

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/labour-leadership-momentum-member-ballot-deputy-candidates-a9283826.html#comments You can choose any candidate as long as she has the letters "Rebecca Long Bailey" in her name.

As if he is going to let his wife meet Alisson.

Should be Boos & Whine

Al's joke on fb - Just hired a limousine for the weekend. Paid £500, turns out I just get the car and no driver. All that money and nothing to chauffeur it.

Speaking of The Osmonds...

Stunning stunning piece of work. 'Moon Safari' by Air.