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  1. 6 points
    My first experience of unisex toilets was on a school trip in Belgium. We were in some cafe in Bruges and I had some syrup pancakes for breakfast. Fuckers went right through me. Hurried downstairs to the toilet and the most beautiful flemish female specimen ever to sniff the froth off a Leffe was washing her hands. Anyway I was too occupied with emptying my body sharpish to acknowledge a woman there and locked myself into the cubicle. I waited a minute or so until I heard the door go and proceeded to deliver a full blown shitbreak from american pie explosion. I was sweating and everything. Next thing I heard my mates voice and asked him if he saw that fit woman who just left the bathroom. he just said "yeah". I then said something along the lines of "I'd love to fuck her" or whatever a 15 year old lad would say about such a beauty when I heard him start laughing. Turns out she had been there the whole time doing her make-up in the mirror or something and the door noise was him coming into the bathroom to wait for the cubicle. I refused to leave for about 15 minutes.
  2. 6 points
  3. 6 points
    Being in the Common Customs Tariff is actually the best thing for the UK. What with the EU being the UK's biggest export market by far. Likewise, the best trade deals the UK can get is going to be as part of the EU. No big country is going to care to have a free trade deal with the UK. They are all likely to be one-sided in favour of the country with the clout. The UK would have to accept shit like chemically enhanced chicken from the US, massively long patent extensions on medicines manufactured in the US, dodgy milk powder from China, etc. in order to get anything through the door. The EU is a big enough bloc - the largest single market in the world - to be able to negotiate better deals. The UK on it's own would get massively fucked.
  4. 6 points
    I'd like to boil her knickers up in a big saucepan then stick the saucepan containing the knickers up Mook's arse.
  5. 5 points
    You must be so proud of him.
  6. 5 points
    No disrespect to any Americans, but when it comes to safety and health regulations, if the choice is between morphing into the 51st State or agreeing to Europe's rules, then stick a baguette up my arse and call me René.
  7. 5 points
    Like a mildly tough Keith Chegwin
  8. 5 points
    I've got no problem with people not liking Corbyn or even hurling insults at him, I just think accusing people of racism and antisemitism without justification is disgusting, it's probably only one step away from accusing people of paedophilia. Racism is such a slur in our society that we can think of lots of people who've never worked again in the public eye when they've become embroiled in it. There's no coming back from it unlike a lot of other transgressions. Think about how you'd feel. If someone called you a cunt, or thick, or full of shit you'd probably take it on the chin- but if someone accused you, baselessly, of being racist or antisemitic, I guarantee you'd fly off the fucking handle- and you'd be right to do so. People, especially Jewish people, throwing the word around so carelessly, often to push an agenda, debase themselves and sully the memory of all those who died in the holocaust or have ever been the genuine victim of such abuse. Seriously. Imagine how you'd feel having survived Auschwitz and then seen an absolute twat like Sugar (himself no stranger to displays of racism) casually tweeting images of Corbyn and Hitler just to push an agenda? These people are disgusting, and a disgrace, and they've done FAR more damage to the memory of those who suffered and continue to suffer than Corbyn ever has.
  9. 4 points
    Every time they talk of hitting 60,000 capacity I think of Macaulay Culkin's pretend party in Home Alone. As the camera pans across the Moshiridome, it picks up 20,000 Michael Jordan cardboard statues and mannequins taped to oscillating fans.
  10. 4 points
    I wouldn't swap VVD for a single player on the planet
  11. 3 points
    "If its not broke don't fix it" FSG
  12. 3 points
    Much as I like you Boss, I can't believe people have let this slide. No deal is as bad as it gets. The May deal is shite obviously but it is still better than no deal at all. Remain > Maybot deal > no deal As in degrees of harm.
  13. 3 points
    You don't have to put a spade in the ground to have a spade in the ground. But they have a spade in the ground.
  14. 3 points
  15. 3 points
    Been learning the ukulele the last couple of months. I played and sang octopus's garden to MrsD and she said "That's the strangest song I've ever heard, did you just make it up?" I did love, and that one about letting it be.
  16. 2 points
    That’s a real pair of boots.
  17. 2 points
    I genuinely prefer the dark nights. In fact, I’m already getting pissed off about it gradually getting darker later. I hate it when it doesn’t get dark until about 10pm in the summer. Come 11pm - 12am, I don’t feel ready to go to bed, as it has only been dark for a couple of hours. It means I sit up well into the small hours, unable to sleep.
  18. 2 points
    Although listing the CBs before the full-backs is just wrong.
  19. 2 points
    I don't get the concern. A woman is no more or less at risk from assault in a bog than anywhere else (and I don't think there's a single verified report of a woman being assaulted by a trans person in a big). And women's bogs are all individual lockable cubicles, so it's nobody's business what the person next door is pissing through.
  20. 2 points
    "Celebrity Anti-Semitic Paedophiles" My word. If only I had the slightest inclination to start a band.
  21. 2 points
    He’s got a dodgy back, so it’s a no from me.
  22. 2 points
    Happy birthday Code. I'm starting to think Tony lied to me that we are all code as you seem to be having lots of birthdays in the last 2 weeks. Congrats on the wakeup blowjob unless it was your dog then it's just a ....... .......nah fuck it a blowie is a blowie no matter what. Fist bump without the emoji because I'm not cunt. Actually I am a cunt just not an emoji cunt. I seem to be getting way off track so many happy returns.
  23. 2 points
    Just think how much of a boost his confidence will get if he reads you’re all-in on him. He may even buy you breakfast.
  24. 2 points
  25. 2 points
    "Right, this is how we do corner kicks here -- see that first man there?? Blast it straight at his head - should go out for a throw. Now go talk to the throw in coach."



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