Boris Johnson

[Anubis]

Meet the new incoming Met Commissioner.

 

[Gnasher]

Just looked at the odds for the next general election on oddschecker and the tories are odds on to win most seats, good god.

[Numero Veinticinco]

27 minutes ago, Gnasher said:

Just looked at the odds for the next general election on oddschecker and the tories are odds on to win most seats, good god.

 

I despair at it, I really do. It's just fuckin' woeful to be in this position. 

[Megadrive Man]

8 hours ago, Gnasher said:

Just looked at the odds for the next general election on oddschecker and the tories are odds on to win most seats, good god.

On the day of the EU referendum leaving was about 6 to 1 and remaining was 1 to 5 on.

 

Odds around politics have often been completely wrong over the last ten years at least. 

 

There won't be many people betting on this market at all, so bookmakers will have priced them up based on the most recent election result.

[Megadrive Man]

13 hours ago, Gnasher said:

 

 

How was it a unique position that in 2021 his home was both his house and his workplace?

 

That was the same position as virtually all office workers!

[halewood pete]

[Captain Willard]

I hear the Tory MPs WhatsApp groups are saying Carrie has moved out ! 

[Tj hooker]

8 minutes ago, Captain Willard said:

I hear the Tory MPs WhatsApp groups are saying Carrie has moved out ! 

To Zacs play perhaps 

[Harry's Lad]

1 hour ago, Captain Willard said:

I hear the Tory MPs WhatsApp groups are saying Carrie has moved out ! 

Too soon?

 

[cloggypop]

1 hour ago, Captain Willard said:

I hear the Tory MPs WhatsApp groups are saying Carrie has moved out ! 

I'm hearing she used to room on the second floor

[Marko121]

Has she left a forwarding address? 

[Arniepie]

Was listening to a podcast and they were talking about help,that drama with Jodie Comer in.

Whilst it was obviously fictionalised, whilst that was really happening, no 10 were having piss ups nearly every night.

 

If that doesn't make you angry, nothing will.

[Anubis]

Carrie doesn’t live here any more.

[Gnasher]

21 hours ago, MegadriveMan said:

On the day of the EU referendum leaving was about 6 to 1 and remaining was 1 to 5 on.

Yeah but the bookies didn't read the Europe thread on here, I convinced everyone (bar of course for AngryOfTuebrook) but theirs always one.

21 hours ago, MegadriveMan said:

 

Odds around politics have often been completely wrong over the last ten years at least. 

 

There won't be many people betting on this market at all, so bookmakers will have priced them up based on the most recent election result.

 

Yeah but they're not often wrong.

[Kepler-186]

This is who he really is, a low life cunt. 
 

 

Article by Phil Scranton. 
 

 

https://irr.org.uk/article/boris-johnson-liverpool-lies-and-bigotry/?fbclid=IwAR2zvFm4KHxW4pmp6HY3ijLPBeNxrEixZKilLYIAU0fGEUvTDzJcDVWwIzs

[Bruce Spanner]

So the fat, useless cunts excuse is going to be…

 

’Yes, there were gathering at work, they were essential to staff moral at the time and as their leader it was essential I was there to support and guide them through very difficult times.

 

They were essential to the success of our pandemic response and should be viewed in an entirely different light to other peoples gathering and not subject to the same censure’

 

And he’s paying £3k plus an hour for that shit.

 

Might get it past the fuzz, but I doubt very much that it’ll wash with the public or back benches.

[Jennings]

The charge of deliberately misleading parliament still stands.

[Creator Supreme]

On 13/02/2022 at 07:51, Kepler-186 said:

This is who he really is, a low life cunt. 
 

 

Article by Phil Scranton. 
 

 

https://irr.org.uk/article/boris-johnson-liverpool-lies-and-bigotry/?fbclid=IwAR2zvFm4KHxW4pmp6HY3ijLPBeNxrEixZKilLYIAU0fGEUvTDzJcDVWwIzs

Prof Scraton is a legend! What a decent, honest man, something Boris the clown would know fuck all about!

[Bjornebye]

34 minutes ago, Bruce Spanner said:

So the fat, useless cunts excuse is going to be…

 

’Yes, there were gathering at work, they were essential to staff moral at the time and as their leader it was essential I was there to support and guide them through very difficult times.

 

They were essential to the success of our pandemic response and should be viewed in an entirely different light to other peoples gathering and not subject to the same censure’

 

And he’s paying £3k plus an hour for that shit.

 

Might get it past the fuzz, but I doubt very much that it’ll wash with the public or back benches.

Unfortunately more and more who were fuming are less arsed now and parking it as a “so what, more important things” etc. Him single handedly ending covid in the uk has saved the cunt. 
 

 

[Bruce Spanner]

21 minutes ago, Jennings said:

The charge of deliberately misleading parliament still stands.

 

Not a charge, it's a convention, sadly.

 

One that hasn't been tested.

[Captain Willard]

3 hours ago, Jennings said:

The charge of deliberately misleading parliament still stands.

It’s not a legislative issue it’s a parliamentary convention and the status of these is unclear in law if at all. I think the Tory party may feel that’s a bridge too far though if it’s clearly shown he knowingly lied.
 

Cummings claims to have ultra incriminating photos implying drug use in the flat. It’s a bit like the RAF attacks on the Tirpitz battleship, I think his plan is to wait and see if the Met charge him (attack 1), see how the MPs react (attack 2) then when it look like he’s becalmed and holed below the water line despatch his Lancasters to finally sink him. 

[PestiRed]

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Boris Johnson plans to hold further talks with world leaders as they work to bring Russia “back from the brink” of war with Ukraine as the crisis enters a “critical juncture”.

The prime minister will continue with diplomatic efforts this week despite No 10 assessing that all information suggests Moscow could be planning an invasion “at any moment”.

 

He is understood to be receiving daily intelligence briefings from security chiefs on the increasing buildup of Russian forces and will travel to Europe towards the end of the week.

No 10 did not set out which world leaders Johnson was hoping to talk to or where he plans to travel, but it was understood he is keen to engage with Nordic and Baltic countries.

Christ, those are the only countries that the clown can hope to get an audience with? The U.K. used to be a serious country

[Pidge]

We should be retooling the Maggie chant for this prick.

Boris was having a party

Boris was having a party

Boris was having a party

While you're nanny died.

 

[Bjornebye]

No PMQ's today then

[Bruce Spanner]

1 minute ago, Bjornebye said:

No PMQ's today then

 

Recess.