I urge yoiu to get on this its ace

[Guest simon]

Rivita! yeah you heard me Rifuckingciti Personaly i dont like them but i was Peckish was cooking a curry. Decided to dip one in there as you do. It is fucking awesome i urge you all to get up buy some cheap cury or make one from scratch and buy some Rivitas and try this. It is FUCKING AWESOME. I fucked off my rice and have gone through a full pack. How i have never found this before i dont know but if i order a indian again i want Rivita not Nan.

[Ted]

[Trumo]

Fucking crackers.

[VladimirIlyich]

Madhur Jaffrey eat your heart out!

[Guest simon]

Fucking crackers.

 

My sentiments entirely but with Curry Pwoarrr its orgasmic.

[Trumo]

My sentiments entirely but with Curry Pwoarrr its orgasmic.

 

As responses go, that is the work of genius. Repped.

[lifetime fan]

 

I'll give you a clue Si, that manic grin isn't because she can't wait to try this.

[Rafiagra]

Hahaha.

 

Not sure why you'd have your nan in a curry, I doubt she'd taste too good

[Trumo]

Hahaha.

 

Not sure why you'd have your nan in a curry, I doubt she'd taste too good

 

Something about Chinese...

[She Knows It]

Ryvita has the ability to make everything taste shit. Nothing tastes good on Ryvita. It is the devil amongst foodstuffs.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Ryvita has the ability to make everything taste shit. Nothing tastes good on Ryvita. It is the devil amongst foodstuffs.

Wrong.

 

Some of the seedy Ryvita is really good.

[Skidfingers McGonical]

Just woke Mrs McGonical up by snorting at this. Even though I witnessed it on twitter.

[Lucky Pierre]

It's a well known fact that Ryvita tastes the same no matter what bodily orifice you enter it through.

[RobbieOR]

I think I'll stick to Nan bread.

[Guest simon]

Wrong.

 

Some of the seedy Ryvita is really good.

 

Thats what they were. Brown pack

[Guest simon]

Im telling you if you dont try this it will be in your heads everytime you see a curry. That though saying GO ON you know you want to RIVITA PHWOARR it will make you rub your knees.

[Anny Road]

Whilst your enticing us with you new found love of Rivita can I ask your culinary genius if this will go well with your previous recommendation of 6p Asda curry.

 

Simon you may be able to cook but you still have the palate of someone who is more used to selling pegs than someone who cooks at home every day.

 

Try chapati

[Guest simon]

Whilst your enticing us with you new found love of Rivita can I ask your culinary genius if this will go well with your previous recommendation of 6p Asda curry.

 

Simon you may be able to cook but you still have the palate of someone who is more used to selling pegs than someone who cooks at home every day.

 

Try chapati

Dont know it was a homade curry

 

Tomato and Onion

My Palate has come on a long way mate i dont buy crap i always cook from scratch.

[Anny Road]

Simon spend all you wages going out for meals.Seriously it will blow you mind.

[Guest simon]

I do go out mate. My palate is good rarely get complaints its my mind thats abit nuts. I come up with wierd stuff but mate i make them work. That's why im good.

[Guest ShoePiss]

I think you should get all these things down in a food blog Simon, then maybe turn it into a book later on.

[Guest simon]

I think you should get all these things down in a food blog Simon, then maybe turn it into a book later on.

 

Mate the stuff i do in a book will be awesome, Gourmet and Weird. I know i have said it before and people probably take the piss but mark my words i will be great in the culinary world. That i know. There is too much about me not to be.

[stevienando]

Love you Si

[Barzini]

Rivita! yeah you heard me Rifuckingciti

 

[RedinSweden]

I will buy that book. Especially if the recipes ares delivered in stream of conscience prose.