The Vagina : Your preference.

[Sugar Ape]

I like some of these words for the Vagina I've found on another site.

 

Flap Jacks

Penis Fly Trap

Breakfast of Champions

Hot Pocket

The Cuntinental Divide

Cock Dock

Downy Bit

Hooha

Bat Cave

Meat Wallet

Vagi-wagi-doodly-doo

The Pink Pit of Pleasure Pudding

Verticle Bacon Sandwich

Scrambled Eggs Between The Legs

See You Next Tuesday

Cuntimus Prime

Slippery Ninja Boot

Clitorsaurus Rex

The Eye Of Sauron

Humpy Humpstoferson

Grandma's House

Gay Guy Repellent

Skunk Killed With An Axe

Omnomnom Pit

The Most Expensive Meal You Will Ever Eat

 

I'll give Trumo the rep he deserves.

[Mike D]

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[Liverpool lad]

Not fussy me

[dennis tooth]

Not fussy me

 

Not having that, u must have a pref? If you had two twins and had a choice which one?

[Hooch]

I voted 70's porno, but then seeing the pics I meant closer to the trimmed triangle. A hairy muff is mucky in a good way.

[Mike D]

I was going to say bald

 

but think Ill say 70s porn style to be on the safe side

[JagSquared]

This thread should have been titled "how do you eat yours?"

[Red Banjo]

Having munched on a hairy pie, it is not something i ever wish to do again.

 

No excuse for having a messy mott.

 

Pubic hair is horrible. End of.

[Acid]

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[Liverpool lad]

Not having that, u must have a pref? If you had two twins and had a choice which one?

 

Proper hairy bush would be out the window right away, I would get stuck into anything else, I would just be grateful for a bit of action to be fair Dennis

[Guest TK-421]

Big splattered hamburger.

[Redder Lurtz]

This, is what makes sense for me. If someone mentioned bald straight away i think odd ball paedo, alarm bells ring when it's mentioned. The others i can understand, tidy is a must but bald?? Really?

 

Hang on - I'm a paedo because I don't like pubic hair? Also, I don't wear a skullcap on the sabbath. Damn, I must be anti semitic too.

[dennis tooth]

Yeah that is a slur. Melons should shave hers and show us the pic in recompense. I like girls to be at least over 20 myself an am not ageist so ya need to get a grip there.

[Jose Jones]

Hang on - I'm a paedo because I don't like pubic hair? Also, I don't wear a skullcap on the sabbath. Damn, I must be anti semitic too.

 

Yeah that's pretty much it. Nature/God/Keith designed women of a fucking age to have hair; underage unripe girls don't have pubic hair.

You don't like pubic hair, means you don't like women to look older than 12.

 

Science and religion have combined to consign you to the sex pest pile, I'm afraid you big nazi paedo.

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

Yeah that's pretty much it. Nature/God/Keith designed women of a fucking age to have hair; underage unripe girls don't have pubic hair.

You don't like pubic hair, means you don't like women to look older than 12.

 

I take it you feel the same about under-arm and leg hair, yeah? Yeah? Yarg?

[withnail71]

bald,hairy, landing strip. i couldnt give a fuck. i will top and tail them as fast as you can chuck em under me. i fuckin luvs the fanny.

[Paulie Dangerously]

Having spend the night with a 30 year old with a shaven haven last night I can confirm that I'm not that fussy

[TheBitch]

Some days I don't want to pretend I'm banging an underage girl.

 

Pfffft. Weirdo.

[stevebaby]

A soggy bush hanging halfway to the knee with a hint of piss and for maximum filth...GINGER!

Yes indeedy. Nomnomnom.

[Jose Jones]

I take it you feel the same about under-arm and leg hair, yeah? Yeah? Yarg?

 

I don't go in for armpit sex really but if I did I reckon I'd like it smooth and silky, so you've probably got me there NV.

[TheBitch]

Any of the first three. Preferably the first.

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

I don't go in for armpit sex

 

Freeeeeaaaaakkkkkk!

[Flying Pig]

This, is what makes sense for me. If someone mentioned bald straight away i think odd ball paedo, alarm bells ring when it's mentioned. The others i can understand, tidy is a must but bald?? Really?

 

The chances of me and you are now SOOOOO over. Baldy or nothing.

 

You'll be wearing wellys in bed next!

[melons]

Hang on - I'm a paedo because I don't like pubic hair? Also, I don't wear a skullcap on the sabbath. Damn, I must be anti semitic too.

 

Err yeah, that'd be right. Actually i hate pubic hair, but it just seems wrong to be bald. That and it itches to fuckery when it grows back.

 

I take it you feel the same about under-arm and leg hair, yeah? Yeah? Yarg?

 

Come winter even a monkey would struggle to have more leg hair then me.

 

 

The chances of me and you are now SOOOOO over. Baldy or nothing.

 

You'll be wearing wellys in bed next!

 

What, you mean it's wrong to wear wellies in bed?

[TheBitch]

This, is what makes sense for me. If someone mentioned bald straight away i think odd ball paedo, alarm bells ring when it's mentioned. The others i can understand, tidy is a must but bald?? Really?

 

 

Yep. That's me.

 

 

Not really.