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Great to see the teachers of Dovecot Primary have got the little ones well rehearsed: apparently they have been practicing this for four years solid. They are well primed for the big moment:



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Whats the odds the bury the cow at Westminster abbey?


Lets face it if shes put in a regular grave it'll only be a matter of time before she's dug up.

Either that or Youtube will be full of clips showing people dancing on her grave.


I agree though only a matter of time now.

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Lets face it if shes put in a regular grave it'll only be a matter of time before she rises to drink the blood of the living.


Fixed that for you.


Stake through the heart, garlic in the mouth, and decapitated. The coffin to be made of 3" thick iron, sealed with deep-sea welding, and with a cross on each of it's surfaces. Then entombed in 30' thick concrete.


You can't take chances with these things.

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This is EXACTLY it. I've always loved Costello for this. The disgust with which he spits the words at the microphone is fantastic. He should be knighted for this.


I agree, but I'm not sure he'd be the type to accept any sort of gong from the Queen. Don't forget this either....



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