Instant cunt identifiers

[Section_31]

I had to go and interview some travellers when they pitched up in a local park back in the day, the photographer was too scared to come so I went in alone with a note pad and two pens, I sat down with them and they made me a bacon sandwich. 

 

In a society where everything is about being tied down to property and debt, I suppose there can be no greater source of derision and distrust than having neither. 

[Mook]

I had to go and interview some travellers when they pitched up in a local park back in the day, the photographer was too scared to come so I went in alone with a note pad and two pens, I sat down with them and they made me a bacon sandwich. 

 

In a society where everything is about being tied down to property and debt, I suppose there can be no greater source of derision and distrust than having neither. 

 

Did they have HP sauce?

 

*If not, it's open season on the potato headed, assorted tinsmithery selling, pikey cunts

[Tony Moanero]

Going sockless when wearing trousers and shoes.

[Bjornebye]

I had to go and interview some travellers when they pitched up in a local park back in the day, the photographer was too scared to come so I went in alone with a note pad and two pens, I sat down with them and they made me a bacon sandwich. 

 

In a society where everything is about being tied down to property and debt, I suppose there can be no greater source of derision and distrust than having neither. 

 

 

They used to turn up on the site of the old BICC cables in Prescot. Caught a couple of them trying to drag a bike out of someones garden. They used to shit in one of the old derelict toilet blocks without any bog roll left after them. Dirty bastards. I fell in love with one though, I was only about 8/9 and she must have been a year or two older. Most beautiful eyes I've ever seen. 

 

Of a night time as kids we used to stand the other side of the wall from their caravans mimicking the old star trek theme tune. Funny at the time. 

[cloggypop]

People who use the term "rock up"

[Bjornebye]

People who use the term "rock up"

 

 

Yep. Changed that while I had time. Repped. 

[Tony Moanero]

People who say "rocking", as in "I'm rocking my new Adidas trabs."

[AngryOfTuebrook]

People who use the term "rock up"

See also, people who use the word "rock" instead of "wear".

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Cunts who post what you were about to post.

[Tony Moanero]

Old fellas who wear the waistband of their kecks just under their armpits.

[Dr Nowt]

I fell in love with one though, I was only about 8/9 and she must have been a year or two older. Most beautiful eyes I've ever seen.

Know exactly the type of eyes you mean. Bet they were like this, weren't they?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

That's because she was thinking "Winkle pickers? Fucking...winkle pickers?"

[Bjornebye]

Thats a boy that isn't it? 

[Dr Nowt]

National Geographic owe him a huge apology if so.

[manwiththestick]

They used to turn up on the site of the old BICC cables in Prescot. Caught a couple of them trying to drag a bike out of someones garden. They used to shit in one of the old derelict toilet blocks without any bog roll left after them. Dirty bastards. I fell in love with one though, I was only about 8/9 and she must have been a year or two older. Most beautiful eyes I've ever seen.

 

Of a night time as kids we used to stand the other side of the wall from their caravans mimicking the old star trek theme tune. Funny at the time.

Beautiful eyes but too far down on her head, am I right?

[Tony Moanero]

People who have brunch.

[Alan Sex]

People who wear t-shirts with pictures of naked or semi naked women on them.

Seems to be a fashion amongst a certain type of dickhead down here recently.

Maybe they want you to stop them in the street and have a wank?

[Mook]

People who wear body warmers.

 

Anyone claiming to be a 'DJ'.

[Carvalho Diablo]

 

The swamp creature holding the doll has just been stood outside a busy hospital front entrance, shadow boxing and swaggering up and down giving people hard looks.

 

Outstanding.

Off for a threesome in the public loos.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

Snapping pictures of people in public without their consent just to make fun of them with your internet buddies is usually a telltale sign. 

 

I know there's sensitive sorts around here, so I'll choose my words carefully, shut up you big minge.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

And leave the Japes out of it.

 

 

try telling that to the families of Pearl Harbour victims !!!!

[Ezekiel 25:17]

This has probably been said countless times but anyone who describes something that has been released as 'just dropped' needs a piano to just drop on their head, it makes me ill even reading it.

[A Red]

Its the season for it again, blokes that wear sunglasses on their heads. In the pub in the evening. Cunts

[Curly]

People who watch the marathon.

[Alan Sex]

People who wear body warmers.

 

Anyone claiming to be a 'DJ'.

Yo yo yo DJ Body Warmer in the hizzouse!

 

 

I feel dirty after typing that.

[cloggypop]

Don't you always feel dirty, Alan?

 

Disappointing if not.