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The world of a woman.

Ezekiel 25:17

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lifetime fan Grand Master

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What the fuck is it with women and buying chr*stm*s presents for every single person in their phone book.

 

I just made a suggestion maybe this year we might cut down on the amount of people we buy presents for and those we do set a limit of £20.

 

You'd think I suggested disowning her family and sending them boxes of dog shit instead of gifts.

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Hahaha, fucking hell, that's right in our house. And whe. She gets a bath it's like boiling water, she turns up the boiler to run it!

 

you forgot to mention that she clearly had the immersion on for two weeks before hand just to make sure that water was hot, and don't you dare ask her to turn it off when she's finished. Because saving money on electricity would just be nagging her. Obviously :-P

 

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What the fuck is it with women and buying chr*stm*s presents for every single person in their phone book.

 

I just made a suggestion maybe this year we might cut down on the amount of people we buy presents for and those we do set a limit of £20.

 

You'd think I suggested disowning her family and sending them boxes of dog shit instead of gifts.

Dude you have no idea. Living off one wage and having 3 children does not put her off buying presents for people I've not even heard of.

 

We've just bough selection boxes for her dad's 3rd wifes, neices kids. I detest christmas because of how much it costs for a load of bollocks.

 

I'd much rather be with my family slightly drunk playing triv than receiving loads of cack I don't want.

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Dude you have no idea. Living off one wage and having 3 children does not put her off buying presents for people I've not even heard of.

 

We've just bough selection boxes for her dad's 3rd wifes, neices kids. I detest christmas because of how much it costs for a load of bollocks.

 

I'd much rather be with my family slightly drunk playing triv than receiving loads of cack I don't want.

 

Amen.

 

'I just want to get so and so a little something and I always get her a little stocking'.

 

You're 34 for fucks sake woman, you do realise Father Fucking Christmas isn't real!

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My missus is addicted to buying greetings cards, gift bags wrapping paper, any occasion. A fucking wicker basket full. Granted she has a lot of friends but fucking hell she could put Hallmark to shame.

I myself don't bother, I have few friends and don't actually like any of them.

 

Its not really about the number of friends though, its just the fucking women. All my male friends get fuck all and expect fuck all at Christmas and birthdays. If it's a birthday with a 0 on the end of it they may get a case of ale and a lapdance chucked in but that's about it.

 

Even female acquaintances will buy me shit knowing full well I have no intention of getting them something in return and I don't really appreciate yet another M&S golf gift set that they've wasted £15 on because its crap and I'd never use any of it anyway.

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Its not really about the number of friends though, its just the fucking women. All my male friends get fuck all and expect fuck all at Christmas and birthdays. If it's a birthday with a 0 on the end of it they may get a case of ale and a lapdance chucked in but that's about it.

 

Even female acquaintances will buy me shit knowing full well I have no intention of getting them something in return and I don't really appreciate yet another M&S golf gift set that they've wasted £15 on because its crap and I'd never use any of it anyway.

 

Thats Bloke 101, the absolute basics. Presents do not change hands. Ever.

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Its not really about the number of friends though, its just the fucking women. All my male friends get fuck all and expect fuck all at Christmas and birthdays. If it's a birthday with a 0 on the end of it they may get a case of ale and a lapdance chucked in but that's about it.

 

Even female acquaintances will buy me shit knowing full well I have no intention of getting them something in return and I don't really appreciate yet another M&S golf gift set that they've wasted £15 on because its crap and I'd never use any of it anyway.

 

I presume you're hiring an actual lapdancer for that and not going overboard on the whole 'not spending money on presents' thing.

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Its not really about the number of friends though, its just the fucking women. All my male friends get fuck all and expect fuck all at Christmas and birthdays. If it's a birthday with a 0 on the end of it they may get a case of ale and a lapdance chucked in but that's about it.

 

Even female acquaintances will buy me shit knowing full well I have no intention of getting them something in return and I don't really appreciate yet another M&S golf gift set that they've wasted £15 on because its crap and I'd never use any of it anyway.

You're not wrong. I am an ungrateful bitch but the money that was wasted on things I didnt want or need by my friends on my birthday was just embarrassing. I got some fab stuff from family but my friends? Anyone need a cast iron ornamental fork and trowel set? A molten glass chilli chopping plate? Is it very bad to think about what I might have bought if they had all just thrown the cash in instead?

 

There's an idea for a GF multi-coloured swap shop after Christmas. Only, does anyone want this stuff..even for nothing?

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You're not wrong. I am an ungrateful bitch but the money that was wasted on things I didnt want or need by my friends on my birthday was just embarrassing. I got some fab stuff from family but my friends? Anyone need a cast iron ornamental fork and trowel set? A molten glass chilli chopping plate? Is it very bad to think about what I might have bought if they had all just thrown the cash in instead?

 

There's an idea for a GF multi-coloured swap shop after Christmas. Only, does anyone want this stuff..even for nothing?

My birthday is January 8th and as its so near to christmas I asked my wife to let every know that if they asked what I wanted for christmas/birthday (not out of expectation, I might add) that I wanted money to put towards driving lessons. 26 and 3 kids its about time, but her mother has still said no and that her "theme" for this year is umbrella's. So not only will I not use a fucking Umbrella she has wasted her money and not helped towards the 1 thing that I have said would help.

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