The world of a woman.

[Redder Lurtz]

What's the woman version of misogyny? In addition to one of the team having split with her boyfriend, there's another who constantly whinges about her other half. Guaranteed on every work night out she ends up pissed, crying and telling everyone how she's going to dump him at the weekend. All this man-hate has left me feeling distinctly uncomfortable today.

[Elysian Red]

What's the woman version of misogyny? In addition to one of the team having split with her boyfriend, there's another who constantly whinges about her other half. Guaranteed on every work night out she ends up pissed, crying and telling everyone how she's going to dump him at the weekend. All this man-hate has left me feeling distinctly uncomfortable today.

 

Misandrist, and there's a lot of them about

[md1892]

£130.00 on curtains

 

Lucky Bastard ! I had to veto some with another 0 on the end.

I actually felt sick looking at the price tag.

 

You ladies should see what my missus has on the list for our new house.

 

I'm off to find a bridge.

 

We've just moved, I feel your pain, have a bro-rep.

 

 

 

[lifetime fan]

£1300? On fucking curtains?

[Liverpool lad]

One of the women in the office emailed everyone in the office this morning announcing that she's split up with her boyfriend this weekend and not to talk to her about it as she's so upset' date=' but that she will accept "hugs and brews in abundance." This woman is 30.

 

Give me strength.[/quote']

 

I'd fuck her

[Champ]

£1300? On fucking curtains?

 

You may have a point

[setreal]

£1300? On fucking curtains?

 

 

"Completely silent!"

[s(k)aturation]

Fucking hell, where's she putting it ??

 

50 metres above a stretch of water, with my floating face down in it.

[md1892]

£1300? On fucking curtains?

 

You may have a point

 

The fucking 'Romo' material was astronomical, and it is for a big window.

In the end we bought the material ourselves and got a local seamstress to make them for around £850 all in.

 

Told her she is never ever having another pair, if we move again we'll be fucking taking them with us, that is for sure.

[Champ]

Are you having a new kitchen? Was looking at some lovely glass worktops last night for £800...

a metre!

[lifetime fan]

The fucking 'Romo' material was astronomical, and it is for a big window.

In the end we bought the material ourselves and got a local seamstress to make them for around £850 all in.

 

Told her she is never ever having another pair, if we move again we'll be fucking taking them with us, that is for sure.

 

 

Fuck moving.

 

It would be cheaper to divorce and give her everything.

[md1892]

Are you having a new kitchen? Was looking at some lovely glass worktops last night for £800...

a metre!

 

Thank fuck the kitchen is safe for the moment.

She's got designs on a Belfast sink, which are wank for modern day living, we don't live in the 1800's anymore

 

Fuck moving.

 

It would be cheaper to divorce and give her everything.

 

She'd take a kidney tho an all .

[Champ]

Are you having a new kitchen? Was looking at some lovely glass worktops last night for £800...

a metre!

 

 

Thank fuck the kitchen is safe for the moment.

 

 

That's what you think. She'll be doing that drip feeding thing, knowing that it won't wash asking you in a oner....have no fear

[Dr.Filth]

A lad I work with took his new bird to the boozer last weekend and she asked him what they use to cut the grass on the pool table.

 

 

We have a winner!!!

[manwiththestick]

Neither of us watch such rubbish but the wife thought The only way is Essex and T.o.w.i.e were two seperate reality shows.

[Pony Princess]

Girl in work today was on the phone to a company in america to get her software license renewed. Looked dead stressed, getting really upset, probably on her period or something, as they didn't even have a message to say 'we are handling your call, thank you for waiting'.

 

One of our guys offered to keep on the phone while she went for a pee.

 

It was the deadline tone. She had dialled the wrong number.

 

I'm not kidding.

[Liverpool lad]

They love crying in work, so much so that the average fella doesn't even bat an eyelid.

[Redder Lurtz]

I'm currently being castigated by the 8 women in my 9 person team for not joining them tonight for a cocktail night out. I'm being told I'm unsociable as it's not a girlie night out, it's a team night out. Yeah, okayyy...

[Unrighteous]

I'm currently being castigated by the 8 women in my 9 person team for not joining them tonight for a cocktail night out. I'm being told I'm unsociable as it's not a girlie night out, it's a team night out. Yeah, okayyy...

 

 

 

Tell them that there is no Lurtz in team?

[mattyq]

I'm currently being castigated by the 8 women in my 9 person team for not joining them tonight for a cocktail night out. I'm being told I'm unsociable as it's not a girlie night out, it's a team night out. Yeah, okayyy...

 

You should go, Lurtzey.

Are any of them fit or do they have fit mates?

[VladimirIlyich]

 

You should go' date=' Lurtzey.

Are any of them fit or do they have fit mates?[/quote']

 

After a few pints they'll all be fit as fuck anyway.

[Indian Red]

Are they fit?

[Champ]

Lurtz and cocktails. Two words I never thought I'd put in the same sentence. Think what you'll be missing.....mmm, maybe not

[Liverpool lad]

I'd be out, getting my rape on

[Redder Lurtz]

Mostly fit but also mostly attached and the ones who aren't hate men. Most of them are fucking irritating too and for anyone who's been keeping up, the fat lying expense fiddling one who's on maternity leave is also going.

 

The conversation will be babies, hair, shoes, how much they hate men and how much the ones who are attached wish they were as single and as happy as the singles ones, who are, incidentally, probably on the verge of breakdowns judging by the hissy fits I've seen thrown by them in recent days. You couldn't pay me enough money to go out on a night with this lot.

 

Fuck. That.