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What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

ISeeRed

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Beans with a full English?  

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  1. 1. Beans with a full English?

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    • Nay, poke your beans up your bum, one at a time.
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Remmie Grand Master

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On 29/03/2024 at 11:11, Bob said:

Little Leo's cafe, Hull after staying and deciding the Ibis's £12 breakfast looked like muck.

 

I went for the full breakkie, my missus had the vegetarian.

 

Was cracking. Menu stated "hash browns" - plural - so only getting one was disappointing,  but... BUT... it was the best hash brown I've ever eaten by a mile. 

 

Sausage was very good. Could've been cooked more on the outside. Everything else was lovely. 

 

£8.50 for the breakfast, not sure how much extra for the coffee.

 

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Was you Mrs given half an egg and to compensate she was given a little square of yolk instead? 

 

What the fuck is going on there?

 

 

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Bob Grand Master

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21 minutes ago, Remmie said:

Was you Mrs given half an egg and to compensate she was given a little square of yolk instead? 

 

What the fuck is going on there?

 

 

That's actually exactly how it's written in the menu.

 

"1/2 egg and compensation yolk square" I just assumed it was either a vegetarian thing or a hull thing.

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Curly Grand Master

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3 hours ago, Jose Jones said:

You can’t tell me that you, of all people, are a uniform butter spreading Nazi?

I thought you were cool, man.

 

Why didn’t you tell me earlier? I would have pretended a bit longer. Give me another chance, Jose! JUST TALK TO ME!


I’m a fucking weird and finicky cunt with food. Drive my wife mad with it. 

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1 hour ago, Captain Turdseye said:

In The Shiraz. Solid GF recommendation. No complaints whatsoever. 
 

 

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Looks nice but I’m puzzled by the positioning of that tomato. Seems wrong somehow. I think I’d be happier to see it south of the sausages, or in the bin, or in prison. 

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Curly Grand Master

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1 hour ago, Captain Turdseye said:

In The Shiraz. Solid GF recommendation. No complaints whatsoever. 
 

 

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That looks decent. Very decent. How much was it? As Yorkshire says, weird place for the tomato like

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Curly Grand Master

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Just rustled this up. Not a full breakfast admittedly, and it’s pretty much lunch time so more brunch, but aside from that you can all fuck off.

 

Depsite being a staunch pro beaner, I’ve realised that they have always given me grief, so I keep them for beans on toast only now. What’s in there is perfect. Absolutely perfect, and anyone who says otherwise is either envious or a cunt.

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YorkshireRed Grand Master

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24 minutes ago, Curly said:

Just rustled this up. Not a full breakfast admittedly, and it’s pretty much lunch time so more brunch, but aside from that you can all fuck off.

 

Depsite being a staunch pro beaner, I’ve realised that they have always given me grief, so I keep them for beans on toast only now. What’s in there is perfect. Absolutely perfect, and anyone who says otherwise is either envious or a cunt.

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That knife looks like it could do some damage.

 

There was a chap, round our way a few decades back, who’d have enjoyed a spot of murdering with that on a quiet evening where the television options were limited.

 

Glad to see you’re using it for more socially acceptable activities.

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Curly Grand Master

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16 minutes ago, YorkshireRed said:


That knife looks like it could do some damage.

 

There was a chap, round our way a few decades back, who’d have enjoyed a spot of murdering with that on a quiet evening where the television options were limited.

 

Glad to see you’re using it for more socially acceptable activities.


He probably ordered a breakfast from the same place Fugitive gets them from and it sent him over the edge

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Bob Grand Master

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39 minutes ago, Curly said:

Just rustled this up. Not a full breakfast admittedly, and it’s pretty much lunch time so more brunch, but aside from that you can all fuck off.

 

Depsite being a staunch pro beaner, I’ve realised that they have always given me grief, so I keep them for beans on toast only now. What’s in there is perfect. Absolutely perfect, and anyone who says otherwise is either envious or a cunt.

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Oh believe me, I'm envious, and quite fairly I'm also a cunt, but those eggs are not perfect.

Still would be pleased to eat it.

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Remmie Grand Master

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39 minutes ago, Curly said:

Just rustled this up. Not a full breakfast admittedly, and it’s pretty much lunch time so more brunch, but aside from that you can all fuck off.

 

Depsite being a staunch pro beaner, I’ve realised that they have always given me grief, so I keep them for beans on toast only now. What’s in there is perfect. Absolutely perfect, and anyone who says otherwise is either envious or a cunt.

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What's that on the toast, looks suspiciously like Margarine to me.

Eggs are only supposed to be orange in the yolk.

I've heard of sundried tomatoes but running them under a hair dryer for 2 hours seems bizarre.

Not a fan of potholes in eggs.

I do like a Berocca.

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Curly Grand Master

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5 minutes ago, Remmie said:

What's that on the toast, looks suspiciously like Margarine to me.

Eggs are only supposed to be orange in the yolk.

I've heard of sundried tomatoes but running them under a hair dryer for 2 hours seems bizarre.

Not a fan of potholes in eggs.

I do like a Berocca.


It is marge - guilty as charged on that one. But wait for it - I actually prefer it!

 

I did 3 eggs, but one yolk cracked on the way into the pan, so it got fucked off from the main event - I ate it on its own, straight from the pan, just to drive home how disappointed I was in it.

 

The tomatoes were air fried - in fact, the sausages and bacon were too. Bet that’s ruffled a few feathers. Good. I don’t play by the rules. 
 

Potholes in eggs - please see above.

 

That cordial was stronger than I like it, hold my hands up there, but I did add water to it once I’d drank half, so I’m in full agreement with your criticism there.

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51 minutes ago, Curly said:

Just rustled this up. Not a full breakfast admittedly, and it’s pretty much lunch time so more brunch, but aside from that you can all fuck off.

 

Depsite being a staunch pro beaner, I’ve realised that they have always given me grief, so I keep them for beans on toast only now. What’s in there is perfect. Absolutely perfect, and anyone who says otherwise is either envious or a cunt.

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That looks shit! sorry.

 

eggs look retarded and the sausages look bulimic. The overdose of tomato makes me cringe. The only good point is the toats which any fucker can cook correctly and the bacon. Hang your head in shame.

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14 minutes ago, Clem H Fandango said:

 

That looks shit! sorry.

 

eggs look retarded and the sausages look bulimic. The overdose of tomato makes me cringe. The only good point is the toats which any fucker can cook correctly and the bacon. Hang your head in shame.

 

Harsh but fair

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2 hours ago, Captain Turdseye said:

In The Shiraz. Solid GF recommendation. No complaints whatsoever. 
 

 

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If they didn't float the tomato like a buoy on the beans you would realize they are taking up about 1/3 of the enormous plate that moanero is going to neg.

 

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Curly Grand Master

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25 minutes ago, Clem H Fandango said:

 

That looks shit! sorry.

 

eggs look retarded and the sausages look bulimic. The overdose of tomato makes me cringe. The only good point is the toats which any fucker can cook correctly and the bacon. Hang your head in shame.

 

10 minutes ago, TheHowieLama said:

 

Harsh but fair

 

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Curly Grand Master

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6 minutes ago, whtwht said:

Do any of you season eggs with salt and pepper??


That’s an extremely private and personal question for such a public forum, you pervert 

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