Joe Cole

[aws]

"Joe Cole licks our windows"

[rebel23]

He's a Chelsea fan so he might not want to come here.

 

If he came here they'd hate him.

 

but his contract is running down so we might as well give it a go, you never know.

[NIred1]

He sounded like a broken man the other night when he was talking about Anfield, geuinely tramautised. It was good viewing.

 

Still take him though, just.

[Paul]

Diving little tit with injury problems of late...

 

 

...he'd improve our attack dramatically.

[Melchett]

So when is the dribbling balloon headed gimp signing?

[bossy]

he's window licking good..... so yes!

[Red Nick]

He's better than we already have by a huge fucking distance.

 

Anyone going on about him being a twat should remember who we are currently owned by

[WaltonRed]

I'd like him here but he'll stay there so I'm not even going to vote.

 

He'll flourish even more under Guus

[Antynwa]

I like Joe Cole.

[lifetime fan]

The lads a cunt as others have said however £5m for him or £15 for Downing?

[JK1980]

He's better than we already have by a huge fucking distance.

 

Anyone going on about him being a twat should remember who we are currently owned by

 

And who supports us :whistle:

[Guest Francie Brady]

The lads a cunt as others have said however £5m for him or £15 for Downing?

 

If Boro go down can not see us having to fork out 15million for Downing .

As for signing Cole as much as I would love to sign him Chelsea simply are not going to sell him to liverpool .

[zigackly]

He was a boyhood Red until he joined Chelsea wasn't he?

 

You might be surprised.

 

I don't think any pro really cares much who they supported as a lad once they are playing for someone else mind.

[George Costanza]

There's a fuck load of attacking players that would improve our side. I'd take pretty much any of them, even that cunt Robben. Horrible person fantastic footballer.

[Moschops II]

Poor man's Jonathan Greening.

[Stu Monty]

We shouldn't sign anyone called Something Cole as they're pretty much all proven cunts.

"'The fuck did I do?"

 

 

I'd want him to sign something declaring he's going to far less of a diving twat before he played for us. As he'd not sign it, and he'd carry on being a cunt, I'd have to say no.

 

A man has to have a code.

[JK1980]

"'The fuck did I do?"

 

 

I'd want him to sign something declaring he's going to far less of a diving twat before he played for us. As he'd not sign it, and he'd carry on being a cunt, I'd have to say no.

 

A man has to have a code.

 

I'm loving the constant Wire references.

[thechap]

I think 6-7 million and he'd be ours. I'd take him in an instant. Very very good player and he's hardly a cunt considering just what cunts are out there.

[StevieH]

You might be surprised.

 

I don't think any pro really cares much who they supported as a lad once they are playing for someone else mind.

 

He was a Chelsea fan as a kid despite being born in North London. His father is/was a cab driver & has no interest in football whatsover.

[James Dean]

He'd improve us dramatically.

[StevieH]

He'd improve us dramatically.

 

Absolutely. He would be excellent playing on the right or left hand side in a 4-2-3-1 formation. My only concern with him is his injury record in recent years. I'm not sure that Chelsea would want to sell him to us though, although that stance may have softened slightly since Mourinho went.

[zigackly]

He was a Chelsea fan as a kid despite being born in North London.

 

Not what he told some people I know when they met him on holiday while he was still at West Ham. It's possible they were all drunk though.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

He has been out of form since Mourinho left, he needs a good man manager to get the most out of him. We don't have one of them. I think he'd flop. He probably doesn't have the work ethic or discipline to prosper under Rafa.

And Djimi Traore doesn't have a Champions League medal????????

[AngryOfTuebrook]

We should sign Cole and Lampard and start a new series of Gavin & Stacey.

 

[Original202]

We should sign Cole and Lampard and start a new series of Gavin & Stacey.

 

I need to spread the green, someone do the honours