The "things that make you realise you're getting older" thread

[Elite]

Just had a fucking geeze at the back of my napper there. It's worse than I remembered. I need some time to adjust to this but it may have to come off. Fuck sake.

 

It's weird, I'm not really vain, I don't care about fancy clothes, cars etc. I don't even do my hair in any sort of style any more and haven't done for years. But this hair loss thing has really got to me. Wanking shitting fuck.

It depends on how you look bald I imagine, some blokes suit it. I wouldn't though, my head's the wrong shape.

[Paulie Dangerously]

Just had a fucking geeze at the back of my napper there. It's worse than I remembered. I need some time to adjust to this but it may have to come off. Fuck sake.

 

It's weird, I'm not really vain, I don't care about fancy clothes, cars etc. I don't even do my hair in any sort of style any more and haven't done for years. But this hair loss thing has really got to me. Wanking shitting fuck.

 

If you've noticed it then others have too.  I'd recommend a number 1 as soon as possible.  Happened to me at about the age of 26 (with my family genetics it was a ticking timebomb) 

[VladimirIlyich]

If you've noticed it then others have too. I'd recommend a number 1 as soon as possible. Happened to me at about the age of 26 (with my family genetics it was a ticking timebomb)

I was going to recommend trying a number 1 cut first just to get used to having very short hair before going full Kojak.

[rangers77]

Becoming a granny

 

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[stringvest]

Had a few drinks on Saturday. Got to bed around 4am.

 

All things considered, what would even in my 30’s have been a light night. Still struggling to feel right again today.

 

Got two mates visiting Friday. Genuine feelings of concern about it.

 

 

It's not Stig and Colin is it?  If it is I don't blame you.

[stringvest]

hearing sob stories from a load of baldy cunts.

[Remmie]

For those who suffer badly from hangovers have a go at drinking maybe 4 or 5 pints of water before going out. The trade off is needing a piss every 20 minutes straight off the bat but it does wonders for reducing your hangover suffering.

[Aventus]

For those who suffer badly from hangovers have a go at drinking maybe 4 or 5 pints of water before going out. The trade off is needing a piss every 20 minutes straight off the bat but it does wonders for reducing your hangover suffering.

Probably a good idea, you end up needing a piss every 20 minutes eventually anyway so it's not much of a sacrifice for the sake of an extra hour without breaking the seal.

 

4 or 5 pints seems a bit much though, so I might aim lower the first time I try this.

 

 

 

My hangover tip is Dioralyte.

 

It's made for taking if you've got a bad case of diarrhoea to quickly replace the water and minerals that you lose through shitting yourself, only costs a couple of quid doesn’t contain anything weird (made for kids to use too) and it definitely helps you get on your feet quicker. Swig it down with a couple of paracetamol and some multivitamins and you'll be sorted.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Smells of blackcurrant tastes of shit. Works though.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

hearing sob stories from a load of baldy cunts.

Shut your hairy face

[Aventus]

Smells of blackcurrant tastes of shit. Works though.

Yeah, pretty much.

 

I know it says to just use water but I sneak a bit of Vimto in too because I like to live dangerously.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Yeah, pretty much.

I know it says to just use water but I sneak a bit of Vimto in too because I like to live dangerously.

Wild thing!

[manwiththestick]

Yeah, pretty much.

 

I know it says to just use water but I sneak a bit of Vimto in too because I like to live dangerously.

That kind of cavalier behaviour will be your undoing sir.

[Bobby Hundreds]

Nice to see some things don't change like the lead singer of the coral still brushes his hair with a fucking ladle.

[Rico1304]

I test drove a Volvo today.

[Stouffer]

I test drove a Volvo today.

I would love a Olvov, and I drive less than 2000 miles a year.

[Rico1304]

I would love a Olvov, and I drive less than 2000 miles a year.

The wife rejected it outright when I told her it had wood trim.

[manwiththestick]

I test drove a Volvo today.

I test drove one last year and it was ace, would have ordered it but the wait was too long so opted for something else. Definitely my next car though.

[Anny Road]

I’ve been looking at Porsche Boxters. 2nd hand. Thought that was an age thing. Volvos are retirement level.

[VladimirIlyich]

I’ve been looking at Porsche Boxters. 2nd hand. Thought that was an age thing. Volvos are retirement level.

Chick cars.

[PestiRed]

I test drove a Volvo today.

I had a XC60 for a couple of weeks while waiting for the new car. Tbh, I don’t see how they can be that safe when they don’t handle very well

 

Back to topic. I bought a roof rack and a box today and not for anything cool like snowboarding. I can’t wait to be able to use it

[Anny Road]

Chick cars.

I cant afford a real one.

[RJ Fan club]

I test drive a Volvo last year, V60 not enough leg room. Couldn’t stretch to a v90 at the time and not interest in XC jobs

 

Ergo shortarses motor.

[Anny Road]

Not sure if this is the correct thread but pissing.

 

If I wake up at 3am wanting a piss, guaranteed I’ll do the same the next night.

So now I am fighting a piss hard on till 6am most nights so as not to create a pattern. A piss muscle memory.

Is that age?

 

Plus walking out of pubs.

I try not to drink these days but when in company and I’ve had enough I just fuck off.

I left a place last night after a curry and beers and just fucked off to bed.

Been told today that was rude.

I replied by saying trying to shag 18 year old birds while your Mrs is at home with a new born is a bit more rude and you can fuck off,

Think my Directorship has gone a few weeks further down the line.

[Section_31]

Do you drink much before you go to bed Anny? Or are you stressed? Both could be causes. But yeah, middle age and the prostate deffo gets weaker.