Famous People Who Are 'Probably' Cunts

[Bjornebye]

That fat brexit bint with the red lipstick and pointlessly huge tits and defo a void where her minge should be. Whats her name? Property show cunt. Aaah thats it, Hitlers Cock. 

[Bjornebye]

Fucking hell Kurtz a murderer? 

 

Just because some tory you know whose spoilt brat son didn't get a signed pick of Bales dick he's a murderer now? You surrey lot are some of the most entitled lot I've ever met. 

 

And we'd all shag Sandra "Sarn". 

[magicrat]

26 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

That fat brexit bint with the red lipstick and pointlessly huge tits and defo a void where her minge should be. Whats her name? Property show cunt. Aaah thats it, Hitlers Cock. 

Kirstie Allsop .  Massive oxygen thief 

[Megadrive Man]

On 20/02/2021 at 08:16, Section_31 said:

Ralph Little triggers my spider sense these days.

One of my mates met him years ago and said he was really sound. They spoke a lot about football and my mate said he was just a normal down to earth lad. Told him a funny story about a lad that had been going out in Manchester pretending to be him in an effort to get free drinks and pull girls that were out of his league.

 

This was during the height of his Royal Family/2 pints fame though so not sure about the present day version.

[Bjornebye]

8 minutes ago, magicrat said:

Kirstie Allsop .  Massive oxygen thief 

Delete this before we get shut down for swearing 

[Harry Squatter]

23 hours ago, diamondjoe said:

Roger Daltrey, always thought he was a bit of a cunt and it turns out he's a raging brexiteer. I was right all along. Cunt.

Saw him interviewed by sky news about it and he kicks off on the woman asking him questions saying the EU are like the mafia.

 

But then wants special rules put in place for musicians to perform in Europe. Total bellend.

[VladimirIlyich]

On 20/02/2021 at 20:36, Colonel Kurtz said:

Apparently On the Friday after training the squad would stay behind and all sign a load of balls and shirts for local schools, kids in hospital etc. Harry would take about half into his car. The players complained and I think that contributed to him being sacked. He’s just a greedy crook. 

He seems that type to be honest.

[Harry Squatter]

Been watching Travel Man on Channel 5 where this fella Richard Ayoade and some other random comedian or semi famous person go to a city in Europe for 48 hours. 

 

Basically all he does for 2 days is act all awkward in any social situation making snide sarcastic comments, usually to locals trying to speak English and tell him something about the city. 

 

Doesn't like drinking so is just a boring cunt on a night out and is usually with some female comedian who treats him like a gay friend or a friend zoned beta male. 

[Strontium]

Richard Ayoade is Laurence Fox's brother-in-law, for what it's worth. 

[Bjornebye]

27 minutes ago, Doctor Troy said:

Been watching Travel Man on Channel 5 where this fella Richard Ayoade and some other random comedian or semi famous person go to a city in Europe for 48 hours. 

 

Basically all he does for 2 days is act all awkward in any social situation making snide sarcastic comments, usually to locals trying to speak English and tell him something about the city. 

 

Doesn't like drinking so is just a boring cunt on a night out and is usually with some female comedian who treats him like a gay friend or a friend zoned beta male. 

Always rubbed me up the wrong way that tit. 

[Harry Squatter]

21 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Always rubbed me up the wrong way that tit. 

He was in Budapest on one of his trips. They went to some restaurant where loads of A list celebrities go. A band came over to sing some local/traditional song and he just made a load of sneering sarky comments. 

 

Then they went to the Children's railway where all the staff are surprisingly children. Then just made a load of shit unfunny jokes about them not being paid or trafficked. Basically everywhere he goes he just looks pissed off and inconvenienced. 

[Tony Moanero]

Richard Ayoade ruined The Crystal Maze.

[Elite]

Simon Amstell is a much funnier beta-nerd type.

[Edward.]

1 hour ago, Doctor Troy said:

Been watching Travel Man on Channel 5 where this fella Richard Ayoade and some other random comedian or semi famous person go to a city in Europe for 48 hours. 

 

Basically all he does for 2 days is act all awkward in any social situation making snide sarcastic comments, usually to locals trying to speak English and tell him something about the city. 

 

Doesn't like drinking so is just a boring cunt on a night out and is usually with some female comedian who treats him like a gay friend or a friend zoned beta male. 

Seen the adverts who’s the ginger bird in that programme a guest I would assume? 

[Edward.]

1 minute ago, Edward. said:

Seen the adverts who’s the ginger bird in that programme a guest I would assume? 

Actually don’t worry about it I’ve done what I meant to do and googled it, Alice Levine apparently.

[Remmie]

26 minutes ago, Elite said:

Simon Amstell is a much funnier beta-nerd type.

I like Ayoade, especially in Garth Marenghi. But of all the shade thrown his way this barb is easily the harshest. 

[Rico1304]

57 minutes ago, Tony Moanero said:

Richard Ayoade ruined The Crystal Maze.

In the running for the new Dr Who. 

[Elite]

7 minutes ago, Remmie said:

I like Ayoade, especially in Garth Marenghi. But of all the shade thrown his way this barb is easily the harshest. 

Preston?

[Remmie]

1 minute ago, Elite said:

Preston?

Norwich? 

[Captain Turdseye]

Fight. Fight. Fight. 

[Elite]

39 minutes ago, Remmie said:

Norwich? 

I was referring to this, when he made an absolute cunt of that Preston from the Ordinary Boys..

 

 

 

 

[Harry Squatter]

47 minutes ago, Rico1304 said:

In the running for the new Dr Who. 

Can imagine him with his female assistant.

 

"So that Davros bloke, do you think he ever gets out much?. Wonder if he would exterminate people charging him £7 for a pint in London?". "If he invades London we should all hide in the tube so he can't get down the steps. Bet he hasn't got an Oyster card either"

[Remmie]

19 minutes ago, Elite said:

I was referring to this, when he made an absolute cunt of that Preston from the Ordinary Boys..

 

 

 

 

I know, I was just being a tedious bellend. 

 

Amstell was alright in Pop World but I didn't really rate him in the Buzzcocks

[Curly]

6 minutes ago, Remmie said:

I know, I was just being a tedious bellend. 

 

Amstell was alright in Pop World but I didn't really rate him in the Buzzcocks

I think Amstell was alright in Buzzcocks. Not early day Lemar like, but not bad

[Remmie]

9 minutes ago, belarus said:

I think Amstell was alright in Buzzcocks. Not early day Lemar like, but not bad

He wasn't Phil Jupitus bad, but I wasnae a fan