Wanking at work

[AngryOfTuebrook]

We need more polls like this.

[Alan Sex]

We all need to treat our poles to more of this.

[rubble-rouser]

Never in court, although the feel of the robes next to my smooth white skin ...

[Dr Nowt]

Never in court, although the feel of the robes next to my smooth white skin ...

Racist.

[Bjornebye]

Done all sorts in work places. I've had sex on a warship, also wanked on it. (Wahey seamen, bumming, in the navy.....)

 

Used to be a manager in a call centre and cleaned up. Must have nailed a good 7/8 birds in them offices. Wanked there too.

 

Not done it for ages though. Must be an age thing.

[Harry Squatter]

I keep thinking of the lunch scene in the Wolf of Wall Street.

[Jay86]

We was working on a very busy road in London before and the site office had a porter loo literally on the walkway where thousands of people constantly walked along, my mate came out of the porter loo and asked if anyone knew any free porn sites then went back in and came out 10 minutes later, it's was disgusting

[magicrat]

I read the topic as "Wanker at Work". Something that should be tatooed on Farage's forehead

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

Done all sorts in work places. I've had sex on a warship, also wanked on it . (Wahey seamen, bumming, in the navy.....)

 

Used to be a manager in a call centre and cleaned up. Must have nailed a good 7/8 birds in them offices. Wanked there too.

 

Not done it for ages though. Must be an age thing.

Have you ever wanked yourself off though?

[lifetime fan]

I'm that bored in work this afternoon it's becoming a distinct possibility.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

I'm that bored in work this afternoon it's becoming a distinct possibility.

Why not.

 

Knock yerself out.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

Pull the plums clean off

[lifetime fan]

Why not.

 

Knock yerself out.

BOOM BOOM.

[Mook]

If you see up the hot girl's skirt there is no escaping it frankly.

[thegreatelephant]

Wankers at work would have been a better thread!

 

I have a mate how confesses to doing this at work, the dirty bastard works with food as well.

hold the mayo

[lifetime fan]

I've all her dodgy kit (including poppers) in my work bag in case she actually comes home horny tonight instead of wanting to kill me.

 

Tempting...

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

Have a one man fuck party in the work toilet.

 

Awaken in a daze face down naked in the car park.

[Sparky]

[Section_31]

Been wanking on an almost daily basis in work lately purely out of sheer boredom, the process has benefited greatly from a fast internet connection, but I really need a new job.

[SammyAftershave]

Sounds more than reasonable to me. Do you work/wank from home?

[GR10 LFC]

Fairly sure I've put this on another thread but fits well here. We had a lad in work a few years ago who turned up at my desk saying he'd just heard someone having a wank in the cubicle next to him. Pointed the suspect out to me, I was having none of it as he was an older fella, been here years. Anyway, next thing I know, I'm pulled into an office by management as this blert had complained to HR and told them that he had told me. They wanted to know if I'd told anyone, which I hadn't. They had no proof so let it go but groups of fellas were taken into rooms by line managers to be told that we weren't allowed to wank on the premises. Our manager was squirming telling us.

Finished with "any questions?" To which someone replied "does this apply if we work from home?"!!

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Been wanking on an almost daily basis in work lately purely out of sheer boredom, the process has benefited greatly from a fast internet connection, but I really need a new job.

The passengers on that bus you drive agree.

[Harry Squatter]

It's a boss stress reliever

[cloggypop]

It's a boss stress reliever

What if you're not the boss?

[Harry Squatter]

I am the boss. I get some girl to do it for me under the desk while I look at spreadsheets.