Milk

[Ezekiel 25:17]

I fucking love milk well not as much now but untill the baby was born I used to drink pints and pints of the stuff. Now anytime I open the fridge i get "i hope your not drinking the bays milk", stupid fucking bitch. Anyway a few weeks back I thought il just buy my own then, so am sitting on the couch with this four pint jug of milk, chugging away while she looks at me bemused I then pour the rest over my face and head given an extremely satisfied sigh whilst doing so. She walks out the room calling me a weirdo and what not and im left to clean the mess, it didnt rule at all in fact the come down was reminiscent of the time I jizzed on the tv and then had to clean it off, that is all.

[Remmie]

Milk is Awesome. Milk and Baileys is a great way to introduce a young one to alcohol- tastes like a cocomanut milkshake. I used to be die hard full fat dude but once you've had a semi-on for semi-skimmed going back is hard. One of tyhe most filling drinks you can get to. Which brings me to a digression - why is soup a food?

[Ezekiel 25:17]

Yeah and throwing up milk rules aswell, I drank a milkshake whilst on holiday once and brought it straight back up, it was class.

[RedinSweden]

Yeah and throwing up milk rules aswell, I drank a milkshake whilst on holiday once and brought it straight back up, it was class.

 

I did that with a particularly nasty hangover. was thirsty as fuck so i drank about a pint of milk. a couple of minutes later i brought it all back up and it was still cool. It was lovely.

[Remmie]

Yeah and throwing up milk rules aswell, I drank a milkshake whilst on holiday once and brought it straight back up, it was class.

Great shout- it tastes just as nice on the way out. Looks funny if it shoots through your nose too. Trust me malibu and milk is a quality drink- grow strong bones and an excuse to listen to Reggae and speak with a shit Jamaican accent. I'm having a milk with my lunch now

[Ezekiel 25:17]

Great shout- it tastes just as nice on the way out. Looks funny if it shoots through your nose too. Trust me malibu and milk is a quality drink- grow strong bones and an excuse to listen to Reggae and speak with a shit Jamaican accent. I'm having a milk with my lunch now

 

 

And sit with your feet in the fish tank, better than the carribean itself i tell thee.

[mattyq]

I like milk on cereal but drinking it neat is a definite no. It tastes fine when it goes down but it leaves a disgustingly rancid after taste in the throat.

Bleeurgh!

[Thants]

I used to like it but i've grown out of milk. I drink beer now.

[Stu Monty]

Iff you accompany it with some bourbons or ginger biscuits then you have a ten minute window of heaven on the way.

[Thants]

Iff you accompany it with some bourbons or ginger biscuits then you have a ten minute window of heaven on the way.

 

10 minutes of heaven with a ginger biscuit and milk? Is that a Monty euphamism?

[Section_31]

10 minutes of heaven with a ginger biscuit and milk? Is that a Monty euphamism?

 

That's Monty's favourite chat-up line right there...

[RedinSweden]

That's Monty's favourite chat-up line right there...

 

I normally dip the ginger nut in the milk and suck out the milk. i can't do that now. Thanks twats. Thwats.

[Dr.Filth]

...sorry I misread title

[Newport]

Fact: Milk rules.

[Thants]

...sorry I misread title

 

:D

[Paul]

So much milk, so little time.

[Stouffer]

I've started getting up in the middle of the night for a pint or two.

 

Mmmmmmmm; lovely milk.

[Tony Moanero]

 

:D

Cunt.

[Thants]

Cunt.

:)

 

 

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[Bjornebye]

I don't drink enough of it. Might add it to my daily routine. A pint of milk in work instead of orange juice.

[Dr Nowt]

Love cow's milk but it doesn't love me.

 

Used to polish off a couple of pints a day, although much of the glamour went out of that game when milkmen died out and you couldn't swan round drinking straight from the glass bottle.

[Bjornebye]

Goats milk on cornflakes is a thing of beauty

[Stu Monty]

Saw a video on this thing called "the internet" the other day with these two ladies both really struggling with the right way to drink milk. I mean, I thought it was a given that you'd try to pour it in your mouth, no?

[Mook]

Saw a video on this thing called "the internet" the other day with these two ladies both really struggling with the right way to drink milk. I mean, I thought it was a given that you'd try to pour it in your mouth, no?

 

I like to ram a carton of milk up my arse every now & then.

 

One pint though, I'm not a mentalist.