Sat Shopper and Steve Bruce

[fivetimes]

You see me in there every week? You never made yourself known?

 

Saying that, I do end up in soe states after the game, so you may have and i forgot!!!!!

[Shanklys Ghost]

You sent me a pm once asking me my real name, and you wouldnt tell me yours. Through the aforementioned powers of deduction i thought you were me arl mucker DW, especially when you said you worked in the paradox.

 

and if you are him, which i think you are, then i see you in there every fucking week. Youre always with a taller fella in glasses.

 

Ah fuck this, i stand outside with a load of lads and coz you cant smoke weed inside we freeze our balls off and only come running in for things like fowlers goal against the mancs last week. Oh and to get the bevvies as well.

 

Ill say hello next game if you are DW.

 

Ill jump out and 'make myself known' ;)

[Shanklys Ghost]

Scunny you werent meant to mention Donkey in public, la.

 

I cant cope with all the women knowing im hung like one. ;)

 

Last i heard of bernie he had 15 kids that werent his, martin k sold his soul to drink after failing the x-factor, and sean r was actually gaying it up with stephen toal.

 

And I wonder does new creations guitarist still bleed uncontrollably?

 

Strange, the things you remember.

[Scunny]

And I wonder does new creations guitarist still bleed uncontrollably?

 

Mate, he died last year :no

[Shanklys Ghost]

Well dont i feel like shit. Seriously.

 

You know what, i cant even remember his second name. Ste something, cracking guitarist and i suppose at that age it's funny to laugh at a haemophilliac who plays the wire strings on a guitar like jimi hendrix.

 

But, not now, eh? :no

 

I do still have the video of one of our 'performances' though. Made in yours i believe? ;)

[Scunny]

Well dont i feel like shit. Seriously.

 

You know what, i cant even remember his second name. Ste something, cracking guitarist and i suppose at that age it's funny to laugh at a haemophilliac who plays the wire strings on a guitar like jimi hendrix.

 

But, not now, eh? :no

 

I do still have the video of one of our 'performances' though. Made in yours i believe? ;)

 

I know mate, wierd init, I think it was on the cards for a while but there you go, still a shock when it comes.

 

RIP Ste Munnerly

 

I dunno what you're on about a video though, just 'cos I know who you are doesn't mean I was sad enough to be in that shtty band ;) I do have a fair few pictures of you looking a right twat down the years though, specially with a head like a thatched cottage :yes:

 

 

Anyway, I'll piss off out the thread now and leave you to get back to being a keyboard warrior.... :tease:

[Vincent Vega]

Cracking funny Steve Bruce story from Shanklys Ghost, and some of the usual crazy stuff from Saturday Shopper……….,,,,,,,,,

[El Rojo]

This thread is older than some of our first team squad.

[lifetime fan]

On 24/01/2006 at 12:48, Anny Road said:

I find the ignore facility works well, much better than threads with scoolboy threats.

Failing that send each other a pm meet up and punch shite out of each other

Fucking hell, this post didn’t age well! 

[Anubis]

On 24/01/2006 at 12:48, Anny Road said:

I find the ignore facility works well, much better than threads with scoolboy threats.

Failing that send each other a pm meet up and punch shite out of each other

 

Wise words. Wise words. Are you reading this, Fugitive?

[Fugitive]

14 minutes ago, Anubis said:

 

Wise words. Wise words. Are you reading this, Fugitive?

Anny Road gets bullied by school kids. He’s probably about 5 stone wet through and from Billinge.

[Paul]

SG was one of my all time favourite forumites. 

[Stouffer]

Didn't it transpire that Saturday Shopper was actually a youngish female?

[Captain Turdseye]

4 hours ago, Fugitive said:

Anny Road gets bullied by school kids. He’s probably about 5 stone wet through and from Billinge.

 

[Fugitive]

2 hours ago, Captain Turdseye said:

 

That’s not him, that’s some random fella he tried to get into on Badoo.