Summer 2023 Transfer Thread

[Carvalho Diablo]

41 minutes ago, Harry Squatter said:

Imagine those cunts if FSG owned them.

 

I'd love that Jim Ratcliffe knobhead to take over them and be a bad mingebag. 

Or a Stevie Gerrard / Jordan Al-Hendo led consortium, only for them to rock up and say "Nah, you're gettin' fuckin nothing".

 

[Bobby Hundreds]

2 weeks until the season starts. The new dof better have a lot of work to do.

[an tha]

They are fucking relentless aren't they....

 

https://theathletic.com/4731789/2023/07/30/axel-disasi-chelsea-transfer-monaco/

 

What is that 70m plus this week players from French league....

[Scott_M]

Colwill’s replacement…

 

 

[Leyton388]

Just imagine what Klopp would do with the money Chelsea's new owner gives to his managers. Trust us to have the minge bag American owners. 

 

There is absolutely zero excuse for how Klopp has to scrimp and save. 

[3 Stacks]

Disasi is just decent. Big and fast, bit of a donkey. They had to replace Fofana anyway. Not like Thiago Silva can play every game at his age.

[TD_LFC]

33 minutes ago, Leyton388 said:

Just imagine what Klopp would do with the money Chelsea's new owner gives to his managers. Trust us to have the minge bag American owners. 

 

There is absolutely zero excuse for how Klopp has to scrimp and save. 

 

He wouldn't spend it.

[TD_LFC]

What's going on with Chalobah at Chelsea?

[Kevin D]

Hmmm.

[TheHowieLama]

13 minutes ago, TD_LFC said:

What's going on with Chalobah at Chelsea?

Furiously texting his agent to secure a move to Saudi if he has any sense.

[Leyton388]

So Whens the Mbappe medical? 

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

30 minutes ago, Leyton388 said:

So Whens the Mbappe medical? 

Spire Greenbank 10am Tuesday. Bet your house on it .

[Lee909]

2 hours ago, an tha said:

They are fucking relentless aren't they....

 

https://theathletic.com/4731789/2023/07/30/axel-disasi-chelsea-transfer-monaco/

 

What is that 70m plus this week players from French league....

 

That'll take them to about 750ml spent in less than a year. Even with sales its closing in on 450ml net. Though that'll drop with Lukaku etc out the door. 

[TheDrowningMan]

Pochettino and Ten Hag have to be two of the worst managers in the history of football if they fail to run City incredibly close next season.

[Remmie]

15 minutes ago, TheDrowningMan said:

Pochettino and Ten Hag have to be two of the worst managers in the history of football if they fail to run City incredibly close next season.

Ten Jarg

[Carvalho Diablo]

26 minutes ago, TheDrowningMan said:

Pochettino and Ten Hag have to be two of the worst managers in the history of football if they fail to run City incredibly close next season.

 

[Colonel Bumcunt]

4 hours ago, Scott_M said:

Colwill’s replacement…

 

 

Yes, that's interesting. 

Did we play 433 today?  Line up suggested we did. 

[Carvalho Diablo]

8 minutes ago, Colonel Bumcunt said:

Yes, that's interesting. 

Did we play 433 today?  Line up suggested we did. 

We played 433 with that inverted/vacated fullback thing; Trent in the first half, Tsimi in the second.

[Lee909]

New CB amd midfielders sorted

 

 

 

 

[Jairzinho]

We were crying out for a couple of malnourished children. Which one of them is going to be the new captain? 

[sir roger]

We have the only Academy that sees rickets as a plus.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Not linked though is it,you need to keep getting the best of the kids as you cannot really shop abroad now in those age groups. That said Trey needs a few pans of scouse down him.

[Evelyn Tentions]

What's the hold up with Fabinhos transfer? Are they paying in 1 halala coins from the back of the sofa and counting them by hand? (1 halala = 1c US). All  19 million of them

[Carvalho Diablo]

1 hour ago, Evelyn Tentions said:

What's the hold up with Fabinhos transfer? Are they paying in 1 halala coins from the back of the sofa and counting them by hand? (1 halala = 1c US). All  19 million of them

Supposedly signed and sealed yesterday, according to several untrustworthy Twitter accounts.

 

The word is that both Fab out and Lavia in will be announced today.

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