TV and film characters who were probably Evertonians.

[Jurgens Red Army]

Hates people staying his motel wearing red clothes. 

[Harry Squatter]

Colonel Kurt's from Apocalypse Now.

 

"I've seen horrors. Horrors that you have seen, i have seen Brett Angell, Davy Klaassen, Sandro and Big Dunc leave for Newcastle. But you have no right to call me a murderer, you Kopite twat."

 

"Oh and the fella you came with, his head has fallen off"

[Section_31]

Sonny Red from Donnie Brascoe.

[VladimirIlyich]

Mr Tumble. He actually took disabled kids to Everton's Academy too. Cruel enough that they have a disability.

[Bobby Hundreds]

[gkmacca]

Little bald bloke

[razor]

 

 

"Up the Blues, mammy...?"

[Raymond Duck]

Cunning schemes that spectacularly backfired. Worshipped a dog too. 

[Chip Butty]

[Vincent Vega]

1 hour ago, Chip Butty said:

Unlucky Alf was a nice fella, more likely these two.

 

[cloggypop]

[AngryOfTuebrook]

1 hour ago, Vincent Vega said:

Unlucky Alf was a nice fella, more likely these two.

 

 

[Harry Squatter]

On 27/01/2023 at 09:52, Dave D said:

Gisburne!!

 

Kopites are Gisburnes

[Redder Lurtz]

Bill Lumbergh in Office Space.

[Harry's Lad]

Richard Thornburg.

 

[Redder Lurtz]

Grima Wormtongue in LOTR

 

Edit: Beaten to it. 

 

 

[Redder Lurtz]

This little cunt 

[Redder Lurtz]

Von Diepel: "General Kohler says we are behind schedule. He wants to know what's holding us up."

 

Col. Martin Hessler: "Tell the general the Redshite are learning how to retreat."

[Bobby Hundreds]

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Ifitadnabinfacollina

[kemskem]

Chef Adam in Northern Exposure was defo one.

[Harry Squatter]

Sgt Major Dickerson in Good Morning Vietnam. Would ban the colour red in the airbase, phone the FA and give them an in depth report that the redshite get more penalties than any of the Sky 6 and would tell everyone to address Everton as the senior club in the city. Any jokey humour about them being shit would result in that person being transferred to the worst hellhole possible. 

 

"Three up and two down mean anything to you airman?"

 

"A pitch invasion at Bournemouth in your Lonsdales?"

 

 

[manwiththestick]

Obsessed with catching up to something always out of their reach with hair-brained schemes that always backfire.

[Section_31]

6 hours ago, Harry's Lad said:

Richard Thornburg.

 

 

I always had him down as a Chelsea fan, could be wrong.

[Section_31]

Captain and crew of HMS Bounty.

 

"Turn on Mr Kenwright will you Mr Christian sir? You and your rabid dogs? You'll hang damn you. He's given his life and fortune to this grand old team damn you sir."

 

"Captain Bligh, I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you. Where's the passion? Where's the heart? Stand up lad. Stand up and be counted lad."