Someone’s Having a Real Laugh - How Long Until They ‘Bin Bag’ Ten Hag?

[The Midnight Rambler]

 

[Anubis]

Are all Andrew Tate/Tait’s knobheads?

 

Meanwhile, on-field Rashford is getting himself a bit of a bad reputation.

 

 

 

 

[Anubis]

Those are fairly indicative of a lot of tweets, some way more vitriolic than others.

[Josef Svejk]

His West-Brown-meets-Donald-Trump hairstyle is most intriguing... 

[Reckoner]

8 hours ago, The Midnight Rambler said:

 

That accent…

[Reckoner]

I think Jürgen Klopp now would swap his midfield for Manchester Uniteds.

[Elite]

Andy Tate is unintentionally hilarious. In his head he'll think he's a serious analyst, to everyone else he's a parody.

[Jimmy Hills Chin]

5 minutes ago, Elite said:

Andy Tate is unintentionally hilarious. In his head he'll think he's a serious analyst, to everyone else he's a parody.

Who the fuck is he, I presume he's the same bellend who said 'give it giggseh'.

[Elite]

1 minute ago, Jimmy Hills Chin said:

Who the fuck is he, I presume he's the same bellend who said 'give it giggseh'.

Yeah, same guy. He's one of those thick, entitled mancs.

[Jimmy Hills Chin]

Just now, Elite said:

Yeah, same guy. He's one of those thick, entitled mancs.

But why would anyone give him any sort of platform, he looks like he makes the tea on building sites.

[Elite]

1 minute ago, Jimmy Hills Chin said:

But why would anyone give him any sort of platform, he looks like he makes the tea on building sites.

Makes a good brew to be fair.

[ralph]

25 minutes ago, Jimmy Hills Chin said:

But why would anyone give him any sort of platform, he looks like he makes the tea on building sites.

He was working till 6 this morning, putting in a night shift, deffo not on a building site, 24 hour maccies drive thru maybe?

[Jimmy Hills Chin]

19 minutes ago, ralph said:

He was working till 6 this morning, putting in a night shift, deffo not on a building site, 24 hour maccies drive thru maybe?

Working hard though so he doesn’t let the man united faithful down

[ralph]

5 minutes ago, Jimmy Hills Chin said:

Working hard though so he doesn’t let the man united faithful down

 

[Bob]

Let’s not take the piss out of a bloke for having a job. There’s plenty else to take the piss out of him for.

[JagSquared]

Just watched match of the day and the editing of clips made them look absolutely shite. When you consider the amount of times we have battered them and MOTD still try and make out the game was closer than it was they must have been horrendous yesterday. 

[Em City]

Just now, JagSquared said:

Just watched match of the day and the editing of clips made them look absolutely shite. When you consider the amount of times we have battered them and MOTD still try and make out the game was closer than it was they must have been horrendous yesterday. 

 

It was the most dominant 1-0 you could imagine, they did nothing. Saudi F.C easily could have won by 4 or 5 on another day.

[JagSquared]

1 minute ago, Em City said:

 

It was the most dominant 1-0 you could imagine, they did nothing. Saudi F.C easily could have won by 4 or 5 on another day.

it was his hilarious that shearer made the point that there are too many bad eggs in that team. How much have they spent trying to shape that squad. 

[Ron B]

48 minutes ago, Bob said:

Let’s not take the piss out of a bloke for having a job. There’s plenty else to take the piss out of him for.

I suspect @ralph was primarily taking the piss that anyone’s ambition would be “Work at Home Bargains”. 
I wouldn’t take the piss out of someone for having a missus. But if their stated goal was “I’d like to have a girlfriend/boyfriend. Someone really mediocre. Average looking. Quite dull personality. Someone who nobody else would look twice at.” I’d probably take the piss without thinking twice. 

[Em City]

1 hour ago, JagSquared said:

it was his hilarious that shearer made the point that there are too many bad eggs in that team. How much have they spent trying to shape that squad. 

 

Apparently, Martial had it out with Tem Haag. Here is a lad who can't run, is always injured and is on £250,000 a week. He's been there nine years and his career highlight is still his goal against a shit Liverpool side, the one that nearly caused Tyler to orgasm to death. Why is he still there, one might ask? He's Joel Glazer's favourite player. That's the primary reason he is still there, it's a genuinely impressive level of malfunction.

 

Rashford is getting piled on now as well. Loads are saying he's downed tools because of the new contract. That might very well be true, but I'd say he's endemic of why so many players fail there. He's a local lad who played a whole season with a stress fracture in his back and loads of his own fans gave him both barrels for the subsequent tanking in form, saying he was too focused on feeding kids to play well. He scored loads last season and suddenly was one of the best players in the world, better than Salah, etc. Now he's gone back to being shite and he's a greedy bastard.

 

The biggest problem with that club is the "fans". They spent the 90s and first decade and a bit of the 2000s in one big sugar rush. Now the sweetie shop has been closed and they're going through withdrawal. There is no infrastructure for a long-term rebuild, and there is no patience for anything but flashy, short-termism.

[JagSquared]

3 hours ago, Em City said:

 

Apparently, Martial had it out with Tem Haag. Here is a lad who can't run, is always injured and is on £250,000 a week. He's been there nine years and his career highlight is still his goal against a shit Liverpool side, the one that nearly caused Tyler to orgasm to death. Why is he still there, one might ask? He's Joel Glazer's favourite player. That's the primary reason he is still there, it's a genuinely impressive level of malfunction.

 

Rashford is getting piled on now as well. Loads are saying he's downed tools because of the new contract. That might very well be true, but I'd say he's endemic of why so many players fail there. He's a local lad who played a whole season with a stress fracture in his back and loads of his own fans gave him both barrels for the subsequent tanking in form, saying he was too focused on feeding kids to play well. He scored loads last season and suddenly was one of the best players in the world, better than Salah, etc. Now he's gone back to being shite and he's a greedy bastard.

 

The biggest problem with that club is the "fans". They spent the 90s and first decade and a bit of the 2000s in one big sugar rush. Now the sweetie shop has been closed and they're going through withdrawal. There is no infrastructure for a long-term rebuild, and there is no patience for anything but flashy, short-termism.

 

yep and it’s glorious.

[Section_31]

It's a strange one with Rashford, I've never thought he was top class but he's better than what he's showing, and I don't think he's a bad lad either, he clearly is just extremely unhappy. He'd probably do okay with a stint abroad. 

[ralph]

On 03/12/2023 at 11:15, Bob said:

Let’s not take the piss out of a bloke for having a job. There’s plenty else to take the piss out of him for.

Apologies for offending yourself and Reckoner, Mr Tate takes the piss out of himself without even trying. I forget sometimes what a woke society we live in and how easily offended they are. Second thoughts, retract the apology, its called fuckin humour, laugh or move on you sensitive soul.

[kemskem]

Seems like he’s on a knife edge…

https://x.com/SkySportsNews/status/1731753545488122290?s=20

[TD_LFC]

Another new manager bounce to look forward to.