Someone’s Having a Real Laugh - How Long Until They ‘Bin Bag’ Ten Hag?

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25 minutes ago, Bob said:

Everything you need to know that what you see with your eyes means more than what the stats say!

 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/67587754

Those numbers come from Opta calculations, with actual goals conceded being subtracted from the expected goals on target (xGOT) conceded figures, which reflect quality of chances for the opponent and shot execution.

 

Defending his keeper, Ten Hag said: "If you analyse it well then you see he is the second-best goalkeeper in the Premier League based on stats, so his expected defending goals is the second best in the Premier League."

Expectedly shite.

[Tj hooker]

I hadn't seen his latest howler so just had a look my god what the fuck is he doing its comical , and speaking of gobshites I noticed that turd Garnacho doing his usual cuff around the ears thing when he scored , he did it against Copenhagen as well and that ended well didnt it .

[Anubis]

I, for one, am glad he’s committed to Onana.

[chrisbonnie]

49 minutes ago, Tj hooker said:

I hadn't seen his latest howler so just had a look my god what the fuck is he doing its comical , and speaking of gobshites I noticed that turd Garnacho doing his usual cuff around the ears thing when he scored , he did it against Copenhagen as well and that ended well didnt it .

Reminds me of David James, 

 

Makes some excellent saves, but when he's really called upon, he makes a mistake

[manwiththestick]

2 hours ago, Bob said:

Everything you need to know that what you see with your eyes means more than what the stats say!

 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/67587754

Those numbers come from Opta calculations, with actual goals conceded being subtracted from the expected goals on target (xGOT) conceded figures, which reflect quality of chances for the opponent and shot execution.

 

Defending his keeper, Ten Hag said: "If you analyse it well then you see he is the second-best goalkeeper in the Premier League based on stats, so his expected defending goals is the second best in the Premier League."

Goes to show stats can be misleading, I mean Utd are the form team in the league as their fans are very quick to point out, yet for long spells against Everton they were absolutely shite.

[Lee909]

Of course they have been inform(at least in terms of results). Outside of City they've played shite teams and scraped through most homes only beating Everton by more than one goal. Brentford,Sheff Utd,City,Fulham, Luton amd Everton

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 Ten Hag said: "If you analyse it well then you see he is the second-best goalkeeper in the Premier League based on stats."

 

 

[Elite]

I don't want to sound racist, sorry if I do but good black goalkeepers are very rare.

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3 minutes ago, Elite said:

I don't want to sound racist, sorry if I do but good black goalkeepers are very rare.

 

Prince Charles over here.

[Captain Turdseye]

16 minutes ago, Elite said:

I don't want to sound racist, sorry if I do but good black goalkeepers are very rare.

What are you really trying to say mate?

[AngryOfTuebrook]

38 minutes ago, Elite said:

I don't want to sound racist, sorry if I do but good black goalkeepers are very rare.

Black Men Can't Jump?

[Mook]

Every time I see or hear his name, this song starts going round in my head.

 

Bring back Jim Leighton for fucks sake.

 

 

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2 minutes ago, Mook said:

Every time I see or hear his name, this song starts going round in my head.

 

Bring back Jim Leighton for fucks sake.

 

 

 

Haha me too.

[Joey8FrogsLegs]

1 hour ago, Elite said:

I don't want to sound racist, sorry if I do but good black goalkeepers are very rare.

??

[Bob]

[Vincent Vega]

15 hours ago, Tj hooker said:

I hadn't seen his latest howler so just had a look my god what the fuck is he doing its comical , and speaking of gobshites I noticed that turd Garnacho doing his usual cuff around the ears thing when he scored , he did it against Copenhagen as well and that ended well didnt it .

 

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12 hours ago, Mook said:

Every time I see or hear his name, this song starts going round in my head.

 

Bring back Jim Leighton for fucks sake.

 

 

 

 

For me its this one.

 

 

[Jordy Brouwer]

12 hours ago, Mook said:

Every time I see or hear his name, this song starts going round in my head.

 

Bring back Jim Leighton for fucks sake.

 

 

 

For me its that Havana song but with Onana. 

[Jordy Brouwer]

16 hours ago, chrisbonnie said:

Reminds me of David James, 

 

Makes some excellent saves, but when he's really called upon, he makes a mistake

 

Maybe Onana is also busy thinking about optimal routes to get the stars in Mario 64. Makes as much sense as anything else. 

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[Clem H Fandango]

I googled best goalkeepers from Sicilly and up popped Massimo Taibi. Elite maybe onto something.

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3 minutes ago, Clem H Fandango said:

I googled best goalkeepers from Sicilly and up popped Massimo Taibi. Elite maybe onto something.

You saying Taibi is part eggplant? 

[Em City]

He bought loads of his ex Ajax players and took all the shite ones.

 

Kudus and Gravenberch were bought for relatively low fees and look like superstars. Meanwhile, United spent 90 million euro on a slow, one-footed, non-scoring winger who's better at beating women than defenders.

 

*slow clap*

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Every little bit helps.

 

I blame the Glazers.