Welcome to Liverpool Luis Diaz

[The-Sir 282]

Got a video of me doing my best Jamie Webster impression but it doesn't seem to want to let me upload it... Probably a sign. 

[The-Sir 282]

 

Here we go, in case the last one didn't work. 

[halewood pete 3,818]

[The-Sir 282]

21 hours ago, The-Sir said:

 

Here we go, in case the last one didn't work. 

Bridge:

 

In a couple of weeks he began to feel at home (na na na na, na na na na na) 

In a couple of months he had won it all

Making the mancs and the blueshite fume 

(ha ha ha ha!) 

[Mil-ing Around 417]

 

Always smiling, this guy just loves football doesn't he? He's going to be a superstar

[Mathewbet1 1,379]

On 16/05/2022 at 23:17, an tha said:

Being sung on Saturday night in the Olympia:

 

(Belinda Carlisle: Heaven is a place on earth)

 

“Oh, Jurgen do you know what he’s worth? 
  Luis Diaz is the best on earth
  He came from Porto, he plays on the wing,
  He’s the fuckin' Colombian king”

Good with these edits:

 

“Oh, Jurgen do you know what he’s worth? 
  Luis Diaz is the best on earth
  He came from Porto, to play on the wing,
  Luis Diaz the Colombian king''

[Mathewbet1 1,379]

How about

 

Too dua lipa...............

 

''Luiz Diaz is all it takes

falling in love with him

possibilties

All the goals we'll ever need''

[VladimirIlyich 9,635]

1 hour ago, Mathewbet1 said:

Good with these edits:

 

“Oh, Jurgen do you know what he’s worth? 
  Luis Diaz is the best on earth
  He came from Porto, to play on the wing,
  Luis Diaz the Colombian king''

I knew the word 'wing' would pop up somewhere.

[rubble-rouser 2,541]

To the Tune of American Boy:

 

Take me to Wembley I wanna go some day

Then we’ll win the European Cup in May

I really wanna come beat Madrid with you

You’ll be my Colombian boy 

[Numero Veinticinco 8,117]

We could code an AI to make some of these songs. Just needs to know where they come from and their nationality and they can churn out a hit. 

[Chairman Meow 4,524]

38 minutes ago, Numero Veinticinco said:

We could code an AI to make some of these songs. Just needs to know where they come from and their nationality and they can churn out a hit. 

 

And if they play on the wing. 

[VladimirIlyich 9,635]

16 hours ago, rubble-rouser said:

To the Tune of American Boy:

 

Take me to Wembley I wanna go some day

Then we’ll win the European Cup in May

I really wanna come beat Madrid with you

You’ll be my Colombian boy 

I cant get the tune to Japanese Boy out of my head when I see that. I don't recall hearing American Boy though.

[KMD7 9,478]

16 minutes ago, VladimirIlyich said:

I cant get the tune to Japanese Boy out of my head when I see that. I don't recall hearing American Boy though.

It's a good tune Vlad 

 

 

 

 

 

[Jose Jones 3,260]

On 17/05/2022 at 08:17, an tha said:

Being sung on Saturday night in the Olympia:

 

(Belinda Carlisle: Heaven is a place on earth)

 

“Oh, Jurgen do you know what he’s worth? 
  Luis Diaz is the best on earth
  He came from Porto, he plays on the wing,
  He’s the fuckin' Colombian king”

Should be

”Oh Jurgen do you know what he’s worth?

Luis Diaz is the best on earth

Fuck off Spurs, we got him first

Luis Diaz is the best on earth”

[Mathewbet1 1,379]

No Liverpool sing should ever mention spurs 

[Jose Jones 3,260]

8 hours ago, Mathewbet1 said:

No Liverpool sing should ever mention spurs 

It’s a fair point.

Change that line to “They say in heaven “love comes first”” then.

[The-Sir 282]

Can't we just agree mine is the best and I'm really great? 

 

 

[AngryOfTuebrook 24,533]

La familia Diaz.

 

[Bjornebye 33,795]

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Pete 2,033]

11 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

 

 

 

 

 

 

So that's where all those Colombian Bloos fans went? 

[VladimirIlyich 9,635]

Almost a fairy story here,apart from Porto being a very good team themselves. I think that Klopp is perfect for Diaz career though and it's a great move for all concerned.

[VladimirIlyich 9,635]

On 20/05/2022 at 10:05, KMD7 said:

It's a good tune Vlad 

 

 

 

 

 

Had to turn it off after I heard all that rapping shit. Not my cup of tea at all.

[aRdja 2,903]

1 hour ago, VladimirIlyich said:

Had to turn it off after I heard all that rapping shit. Not my cup of tea at all.

House?

[alles ist gut 4,700]

1 hour ago, aRdja said:

House?

He’s more a skiffle guy 

[Strontium 11,234]

Hope he puts in a monster performance tomorrow. He can absolutely have Carvajal on toast.