This 'kidnapped' model

[Stickman]

I can't believe people don't believe this didn't happen?

 

I mean what possible reason would this 20 year old wannabe model that no one had heard of last week lie??

 

It's just doesn't make sense?

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

Does she get paid to be a model? If so, why are all the photos of her taken by herself with a smartphone? Is she, and the companies that employ her, allergic to photographers?

[Paulie Dangerously]

[TheBitch]

And smells of desperation

Perfect...

[Scott_M]

I think she's quite tidy - big lips, big tits, skinny waist, what's not to like?

 

However, there is definitely something suspicious about this whole charade.

[Bjornebye]

As soon as I read it I thought the same but I read her interview about it and I believe her. I also love her a little bit too. 

[VladimirIlyich]

I think she's quite tidy - big lips, big tits, skinny waist, what's not to like?

 

However, there is definitely something suspicious about this whole charade.

Pretty much everything that's wrong with what passes for 'attractive' nowadays. Thin hips through starvation,sticking her fingers down her throat to vomit and false,oversized tits. Alongside she isn't very good looking as I saw her on the news and realised she is nowhere near anything special. Give me a woman with all her own body parts and who enjoys a good meal over this attention seeking bint any day. Give me a Reubens over a Lowry every time.

[Bjornebye]

Pretty much everything that's wrong with what passes for 'attractive' nowadays. Thin hips through starvation,sticking her fingers down her throat to vomit and false,oversized tits. Alongside she isn't very good looking as I saw her on the news and realised she is nowhere near anything special. Give me a woman with all her own body parts and who enjoys a good meal over this attention seeking bint any day. Give me a Reubens over a Lowry every time.

 

Its 2017, no-ones arsed that you're gay Vlad 

[Paulie Dangerously]

Pretty much everything that's wrong with what passes for 'attractive' nowadays. Thin hips through starvation,sticking her fingers down her throat to vomit and false,oversized tits. Alongside she isn't very good looking as I saw her on the news and realised she is nowhere near anything special. Give me a woman with all her own body parts and who enjoys a good meal over this attention seeking bint any day. Give me a Reubens over a Lowry every time.

 

[Stickman]

Pretty much everything that's wrong with what passes for 'attractive' nowadays. Thin hips through starvation,sticking her fingers down her throat to vomit and false,oversized tits. Alongside she isn't very good looking as I saw her on the news and realised she is nowhere near anything special. Give me a woman with all her own body parts and who enjoys a good meal over this attention seeking bint any day. Give me a Reubens over a Lowry every time.

 

 

[Captain Turdseye]

Pretty much everything that's wrong with what passes for 'attractive' nowadays. Thin hips through starvation,sticking her fingers down her throat to vomit and false,oversized tits. Alongside she isn't very good looking as I saw her on the news and realised she is nowhere near anything special. Give me a woman with all her own body parts and who enjoys a good meal over this attention seeking bint any day. Give me a Reubens over a Lowry every time.

She's got pointy elbows as well.

[Paulie Dangerously]

 

Phenomenal GIF

[Paulie Dangerously]

[Champ]

Pretty much everything that's wrong with what passes for 'attractive' nowadays. Thin hips through starvation,sticking her fingers down her throat to vomit and false,oversized tits. Alongside she isn't very good looking as I saw her on the news and realised she is nowhere near anything special. Give me a woman with all her own body parts and who enjoys a good meal over this attention seeking bint any day. Give me a Reubens over a Lowry every time.

Does she not just look like every other teenage girl on every high street...but with worse skin?

 

I thought better of you, Scott

[Champ]

Perfect...

I thought I liked you

[Trumo]

While it's not clear that what she says happened genuinely did happen, what is clear that she's using the situation to gain limelight for her modelling career. Max Clifford might be in jail but this whole thing has got 'Max Clifford PR stunt' written all over it. It's worked for the likes of Katie Price.

[Bjornebye]

While it's not clear that what she says happened genuinely did happen, what is clear that she's using the situation to gain limelight for her modelling career. Max Clifford might be in jail but this whole thing has got 'Max Clifford PR stunt' written all over it. It's worked for the likes of Katie Price.

 

Not sure what would be worse, getting kidnapped and sold as a sex slave to some fat Saudi fella or getting toe banged by Dane Bowers in the bath 

[SammyAftershave]

I think she's quite tidy - big lips, big tits, skinny waist, what's not to like?

 

However, there is definitely something suspicious about this whole charade.

 

Whatever the fuck that is going on around her belly button area. Chainsaw massacre?

[Scott_M]

Whatever the fuck that is going on around her belly button area. Chainsaw massacre?

Could be worse, she could have an 'outy'.

[SammyAftershave]

Or the start of her fanny.

[Em City]

Haha, good to know I wasn't the only who thought the same.

 

Unless of course she's telling the truth, then you're all horrible bastards.

[PestiRed]

As soon as I read it I thought the same but I read her interview about it and I believe her. I also love her a little bit too.

 

Stop falling in love with psychos. That's my bit of agony uncle work done for today

[Total Longo]

She likes Beagles. I'm all in.

 

[Hand Shandy]

Judging by the look on his face, she's cupping his balls.

[JagSquared]

So what did she say happened to her?