Bournemouth (A) - 1:30pm, 04/12/16 - Get the Cherries pitted.

[mgw100]

These puns just aren't funny anymore.

[alles ist gut]

These puns just aren't funny anymore.

 

Too close to home

And too near the bone?

[Tony Moanero]

These puns just aren't funny anymore.

Jokes are supposed to be funny?

[The Golden Eel]

Is Sturridge still ill?

[alles ist gut]

Is Sturridge still ill?

 

Take a bow.

[Joe Strummer]

Is Sturridge still ill?

What difference does it make?

[LFC 6 Times]

Karius, Clyne, Dejan, Matip, Milner, Hendo, Emre, Lallana, Mané, Divy, Firmino. Woodburn off the bench.

[magicrat]

This will be a tougher game than expected. I'd go with a slender 1 goal win by us, but just about. Scored in the 78th minute by Wijnaldum.

Just hope the wind doesn't blow directly into anyone's face.

 

I was more worried about Moyes and his bus on Saturday,

As long as Lallana and Firmino play I think we will see them off relatively comfortably

What we are seeing is an improvement at the back which had to happen because there was no way we were going to cruise through the season scoring for fun whilst making schoolboy errors at the back. The mistakes were going to bite us eventually and its good to see Klopp has really worked on that side of the game

[AngryOfTuebrook]

This will be a tougher game than expected. I'd go with a slender 1 goal win by us, but just about. Scored in the 78th minute by Wijnaldum.

 

You're going to look a right stupid cunt if Wijnaldum scores in the 77th.

[an tha]

Firmino, Lallana and Matip all missed training yesterday it seems.

 

Sturridge of course appears to have gone into his annual December hibernation or off to do his Christmas job as well.

 

Looking pretty depleted - be interesting to see what is what today.

[VladimirIlyich]

Hope Lovren doesn't make a clanger. I will want to hang the DJ.

[Total Longo]

Hope we don't try to south coast through this game. Ibe will try his hardest

 

Easy 3pts then...

[The Golden Eel]

Just read that Karius is out - injured his finger trying to get his hand in glove.

[Soleilrouge]

Lalanna in for Can

Origi in for Coutinho

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

Just read that Karius is out - injured his finger trying to get his hand in glove.

 

Not acceptable. Now if he injured it trying to get his hand into his missus, with gusto, then we'd understand.

[SammyAftershave]

Firmino, Lallana and Matip all missed training yesterday it seems.

 

Sturridge of course appears to have gone into his annual December hibernation or off to do his Christmas job as well.

 

Looking pretty depleted - be interesting to see what is what today.

 

He's damaged his already frail ego whilst decorating his Christmas tree.

[magicrat]

I read Lallana expected to train today and Firmino and Origi ok

 

No news on Sturridge but there again it would be shame to interrupt his  traditional winter break.

[dylstar]

He's damaged his already frail ego whilst decorating his Christmas tree.

He should be on top of the fucking tree.

[cloggypop]

Sturridge is still ill.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

He'll probably pull ligaments in his fingers/hands unwrapping Quality Street. 

[magicrat]

He'll probably pull ligaments in his fingers/hands unwrapping Quality Street. 

 

He's the Turkey in the Christmas festivities

[an tha]

Sturridge is still ill.

gonna do it again isn't he...his 'little problem' is now already at 3 games missed...how many was it from that time last season when he missed spurs with a 'little problem' and went on to miss weeks...?

[Guest Pistonbroke]

If I was a cynic I'd say he's doing it so nobody puts an offer in during January so we can't sell him. He can then sit on his arse until the summer getting paid a fortune. 

[manwiththestick]

God certainly shines down on him.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

God certainly shines down on him.

 

He did make him a shit dancer though.