Someone's having a real laugh - shitcoat to Utd.

[magicrat]

It was tongue-in-cheek mate.

 

wasn't having a pop at you mate, 

 

There was a time when he would take the heat for the players when things were going badly but not any longer, the twat just blames everyone else for his failures. He's definitely become lazy in his approach to managing his players and adapting his tactics to the game as is it today.

[SammyAftershave]

Portuguese Man of Bore.

 

[Hades]

Haha! Fucks sake rep this you gang of helmets!!

 

To be honest, it took me a day to get the joke. Now I get it and have repped. Regards, Helmet. 

[magicrat]

The massive Whopper now having a pop at Klopp.

Go and poke your own eyes out you pathetic gobshite

 

 

Jose Mourinho has responded to Virgil van Dijk's £75m move by reminding Liverpool boss Jurgen Klopp of his threat to quit football if astronomical fees became commonplace.

The Reds made the first significant move of the winter transfer window after agreeing a deal with Southampton to make Van Dijk the world's most expensive defender.

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

That's now ours and City's transfers who Shitcoat has been peeping over the fence and watching.

 

Wasn't it Wenger who's meant to be the "voyeur"???

[Baresi]

He’s the soft cunt that started it all.

[Hades]

Someone saving up over multiple transfer windows to get their first target versus someone splurging and replacing every transfer window is exactly the same thing, isn't it?

 

It's like when the rich try to compare themselves to the poor who save up for years to buy something nice. 

[magicrat]

He's a spoilt kid that cant bear to see someone else get a better toy than the one he thought he wanted

[G Richards]

£600M spent by Man Utd since Ferguson left them as champions, on the back of two decades of sustained success. Mourinho always talks about other teams he perceives as a threat. If he’s talking about us as well as Man City, well, do the math as they say over here.

 

Busted flush that one.

[FanchesterCity]

 

[FanchesterCity]

City were starting from mediocre, United were starting from 20 years of success. It's fair to say they had a head start.

 

Of course City have bought success, but if Maureen's so good, why does he need to combat it with spending similar amounts? I thought it was all about ability, not spending.

 

The fact is, money doesn't guarantee success, but it massively swings the odds in your favour, and it seems Maureen doesn't trust his talent alone to be competitive. Why? because in truth, United spent plenty on keeping the odds firmly in their favour whilst under Fergie. Yes, they had a very successful manager, and some great players, but they still needed to splash out on top players almost every season.

 

As it stands, I think Pep's 'aura' is still having a positive effect on players. Quite possibly it's more than just aura, it's genuine ability too. Maureen's 'aura' has faded, and I just don't think his players have the faith in him they once had.

 

It'll probably happen to Guardiola one day too, but right now, he's on the up and Maureen's on the way down.

[G Richards]

It’s fair to say Mourinho is on the way down. I don’t think players believe in him as they once did.

 

As for Pep being on the up, I’m not so sure, as he has been at the top for a while now. Maybe he had a blip at Bayern because he couldn’t deliver the Champions League so was only on a par with his predecessor?

 

In a way, it’s the same at Man a City. The nice football, goals and winning streak is all good, but it will still only culminate in the Premier League trophy. To go one better than what went before he needs to win the Champions League with Man City.

 

I can’t dislike him like some other managers. He’s a top football man and seems to have good principles too.

[Stickman]

Did anyone see that press conference of his today ? I had to switch it off after five minutes what a monotone tedious boring bitter cunt he is.

No wonder so many players get pissed off with him and want away if his team talks are anything like that.

[matt1983]

I hate the man with a passion, and think he gets off far too easily for the stuff about the paramedics after Cech got injured and again during his 2nd stint at Chelsea. And the lies he told about Anders Frisk that ended with him getting death threats.

 

But if his presser went as reported on Sky Sports’ website then what he’s said there is actually a reasonable assessment of the Van Dijk situation.

[SlugTrail]

City were starting from mediocre, United were starting from 20 years of success. It's fair to say they had a head start.

 

Of course City have bought success, but if Maureen's so good, why does he need to combat it with spending similar amounts? I thought it was all about ability, not spending.

 

The fact is, money doesn't guarantee success, but it massively swings the odds in your favour, and it seems Maureen doesn't trust his talent alone to be competitive. Why? because in truth, United spent plenty on keeping the odds firmly in their favour whilst under Fergie. Yes, they had a very successful manager, and some great players, but they still needed to splash out on top players almost every season.

 

As it stands, I think Pep's 'aura' is still having a positive effect on players. Quite possibly it's more than just aura, it's genuine ability too. Maureen's 'aura' has faded, and I just don't think his players have the faith in him they once had.

 

It'll probably happen to Guardiola one day too, but right now, he's on the up and Maureen's on the way down.

yep absolutely nothing to do with spending about £400m all about peps aura. thats fucking signature worthy.

[Elite]

yep absolutely nothing to do with spending about £400m all about peps aura. thats fucking signature worthy.

 

He probably bought his 'aura' as well.

[Ginny]

It was tongue-in-cheek mate.

Loftus-Cheek?

[Dr Nowt]

Imagine working with the boring little fucking winnet all day every day. Would fantasize about stuffing a dozen staplers down his throat or kicking him off his chair and turning his PC monitor over onto his head.

 

That stuff about him squaring upto Ederson the other week was ridiculous. Paul Alcock was more credible as a physical threat when he dived because Di Canio shoved him.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

His latest excuse is that Lukaku is tired but he can't give him a rest. Fucking hell, the lazy cunt hardly moves around the pitch like a lot of players I could mention. Fuck off shitcoat, you boring excuse searching cunt. 

[G Richards]

Why can’t he muddle his way through a game or two with £58M Martial, or boy-wonder Rashford, or Steven Segal lookalike Ibrahimovic?

 

He has plenty of players at his disposal to give Lukaku a rest.

 

Mourinho is a top narcissist. If he doesn’t like reality he bends it to his preferred view of reality. It’s Trumpian.

[an tha]

He has some fucking neck...bitching about VVD fee and now making out he can't rest Lukaku.

 

Stupid meff

[SasaS]

To be fair to him, he didn't bitch about VVD, he decided to revisit Klopp's unnecessary moral high ground over Lukaku's (of was it Pogba?) transfer. After winning the CL with Porto he always worked at the richest or thereabout club in the league, so any suggestion that his success is conditioned upon that is obviously a rather sore point for Mourinho.

[FanchesterCity]

yep absolutely nothing to do with spending about £400m all about peps aura. thats fucking signature worthy.

 

That sort of money was also spent before Gaurdiola, but it didn't result in the same style of football.

 

I used the term 'aura' deliberately because a fair amount of his influence MAY be placebo effect, but it still works (for the moment). 

 

United have spent a similar amount of money, and it's not resulted in similar football - so it's probable that Guardiola's influenced a lot of the difference.

 

It doesn't really matter if a manager's genuinely amazing, or 'faux' amazing. As long as the players THINK he is, the effect can still work. Once they stop believing it though...

[dylstar]

United fans laughing at Liverpool for paying £75m for Van Dijk. They paid the same amount for fucking Mark Henry (WWE wrestler) and play that shit cunt up front.

[FanchesterCity]

What Liverpool do with their money is their own business.

The results on the pitch are what really matters.

 

Nobody knows how VVD will pan out. So it's impossible to say 75m is too much or too little.