January Transfer Window 2016

[Harry Squatter]

Moreno would probably trip Bogdan up about ten times even before they got to the airport.

[Evelyn Tentions]

We should just buy Shakhtar

Beats our previous plan of buying Southampton.

[Chairman Meow]

Beats our previous plan of buying Southampton.

 

We bought it one player a time and it cost us lots of dimes. 

[Raymond Duck]

After watching tonight's game, I would pay £100billion for him.

 

He will easily stand out in this sea of mediocrity. He will be the new Garrincha compared to the rest.

A read a biography of Garrincha and it was a brilliant read. Highly recommended.

[General Dryness]

Palace have signed Adebayor on a free.

Bargain. I reckon his key attributes that clinched the deal were fiendish, slightly peppery, and WiFi enabled.

 

And definitely not lazy.

[Boss]

Fuck! we aren't half linked with some class players this window, Teixiera, Ter Stegan and now apparently Klopp has met with Xhaka's agent.

[Joe Strummer]

Don't forget Shane Long.

[Barrington Womble]

Pato has joined Chelsea on a 6 month loan

[Dr Nowt]

Fuck! we aren't half linked with some class players this window, Teixiera, Ter Stegan and now apparently Klopp has met with Xhaka's agent.

Needed some Granit in midfield since Masch left.

[Babb'sBurstNad]

Fuck! we aren't half linked with some class players this window, Teixiera, Ter Stegan and now apparently Klopp has met with Xhaka's agent.

 

Sounds more like we're working through the player database of FM alphabetically.

 

A bid for Zaha is being prepared.

[Section_31]

Can't believe Hades negged me for saying English players are overpriced and shit, it's the least contentious statement ever made. 

[Philbert]

Given that it's obvious that this is a massive waste of time to just about everyone, you have to wonder why we are bothering.

 

Is this an exercise in trying to placate a player(s)? Is it another stunt to make fans\players think we have a bundle of cash to spend safe in the knowledge that our bid will never be accepted?

 

Or are we genuinely this clueless?

All of the above

[stringvest]

Can't believe Hades negged me for saying English players are overpriced and shit, it's the least contentious statement ever made. 

 

it might be racist. He's hot on that sort of shizzle.

[Hand Shandy]

We've allegedly bid £6m to get Matip now rather than wait until summer...

[Bogman]

BREAKING: Liverpool make a £6m bid for Schalke Centre Back Joel Matip. (Sky Sports)

[Hand Shandy]

Keep up...

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

Is he decent? I've seen him about 5/6 times. Not enough to make a decision about a defender. He's tall, which I like.

[Hand Shandy]

I don't know.

 

What time do footballers normally get up?

 

Edit: you sneaky fuck! Editing your post completely ruined my shit joke!

[aRdja]

BREAKING: Liverpool make a £6m bid for Schalke Centre Back Joel Matip. (Sky Sports)

Knowing us that'd be a move in the summer.

[The Golden Eel]

He scored at the weekend from a set piece - you're not welcome around here Matip

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

I don't know.

 

What time do footballers normally get up?

Oh, you!

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

He scored at the weekend from a set piece - you're not welcome around here Matip

Unless it was into his own net, at which point... Welcome aboard the gravy train.

[Hand Shandy]

Oh, you!

 

I'd have gotten away with it if it hadn't have been for that pesky edit button!

 

[Frankenhooker]

Knowing us that'd be a move in the summer.

When he's out of contract ? Not even we're that stupid.

[Bradderzzz]

When he's out of contract ? Not even we're that stupid.